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He sounds uncannily like Kevin Spacey. Bit depressing for my liking. I need cheering up gad dammit!
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I want one 
Not for the practical uses, but I need a new table, and one that has water effects when you put something on it would be cool.
Not for the practical uses, but I need a new table, and one that has water effects when you put something on it would be cool. 
Active Ink Slinger
I guess you shouldn't laugh...no really.... .75 to 1 inch flaccid 
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2291364
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2291364
Active Ink Slinger
A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants
a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it
on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms
up in the air and starts screaming!
"GRAB MY BOOBS! GRAB MY BOOBS!"
The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager.
The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's
wrong?"
She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells
her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,
"GRAB MY BOOBS! GRAB MY BOOBS!"
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am,
why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO
HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED
WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!
Her money was refunded.
a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it
on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms
up in the air and starts screaming!
"GRAB MY BOOBS! GRAB MY BOOBS!"
The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager.
The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's
wrong?"
She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells
her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,
"GRAB MY BOOBS! GRAB MY BOOBS!"
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am,
why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO
HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED
WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!
Her money was refunded.
Active Ink Slinger
Yes, there's something in it for sure. Kind of creeps me out a bit though...
Active Ink Slinger
If you're going to crash the stage at a Stones concert, make sure Keith doesn't see you coming: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAhEQETH4mw
Active Ink Slinger
http://www.shiveredsky.blogspot.com/2006/12/top-10-most-ridiculous-products-for.html
Here's a taster - damn freaky if you ask me
Here's a taster - damn freaky if you ask me
Active Ink Slinger
that chainsaw imitation was amazing - can mimic hundreds of sounds apparently. makes up for being an ugly thing I guess 
Active Ink Slinger
Daniel Craig was very believeable as Bond, and I laughed loudly at some of the quips. Bit violent for me in places, but the stunts were great - not that overboard as they usually are. There's some reviews and spoilers here - recommend you don't read any before seeing it! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381061/