I was wondering what the Peanuts gang would be like ten years later ....
Peppermint Patty as the shaved and tattooed bull dike walking down the hall with her submissive slave, Marcie, on a leash
Charlie Brown walking the little red-haired girl to class ....
Did I say walking??
Off to class with my man Charlie,
Falalala-lalala
Ride to Home-ec on his Harley
Falalala-lalala
Today's post is sponsored by the Pi-th National Bank, home of the new 3.141592654 ... etc etc etc ad nauseum, ad inifinitum % loan. Pi-th National Bank. Irrational financing for irrational times.
Wishes she could lose 300 pounds so she could look like Judy's avatar
Winner of the Judge Arse lookalike contest
Granted
Now, if you could just remember why you wanted it .....
I wish I had the body of a movie star
Granted ... Just before the alien invasion
I wish to win the Lotto
The Infamous Bird Babe of Lushatraz
I wish my husband wasn't such an asshole
Granted. You're surrounded by clones of Rush Limbaugh
With my boobs, I'd be afraid to get on an elevator
It can be a very good thing
I can think of a couple friends whom I have a much more open/trusting relationships with than I what have with my (very jealous/controlling) husband. I would (and have) feel much more comfortable having a sexual encounter with one of them than with someone my husband might find out about
Maybe Slutpuppy could join in for ... demonstration ... purposes ;)
Hmmmmm ...
I've never been with a woman ....
Would you like to be my first? ;)
about half an hour ago ... hot cyber on Lush
Likes to dance naked under the full moon
gently strokes his balls until he begs for more
Innocent
Ever have a spur of the moment encounter with a co-worker?
Volunteered for the first ride on that sling shot ;)
"W-w Whunnnt wunt Wahhh" 
