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Did he not think to use any lube so he could slip in and out better... must have been a very dry wank....
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redhotmommacita
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 56
United States
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I would want to be a molten chocolate delight brownie with butter pecan icecream on top and and hot melted Hershey's chocolate just melted hershys kisses and warm caramel drizzled all over it with pecan pieces on top....ummmmmm that is me warm and decadent... oh it is as good as an ORGASM!!!!!!
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oh hell guys send me the chat box when I am here reading saying .....hey sexy want to cum and sit on my hard cock???......or hey momma want to suck my hard dripping cock ??... without even hey how are you today or ask if I would like to talk sex with them y'all need some educating on how to talk to a lady... and then we could get down to the nity grity hot stuff
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Isn't it about time for your weekly 18 point czech-up and fingertip inspection?
oh baby you can inspect me any day and we can finger print each other an play other things too
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Quote by Piquet
These are my girlfriend Louise's picks : August, September, December.
Of course, nobody can light her fire quite like I can.
we gonna have to wrestle for December ok pete
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OMG I need to calm myself with all these hot sexy firemen oh my they have my panties in a twist...LMAO
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Damn I will take February, November, & December Yummmm they are just too juicy and the fire men that work here in Indiana should hang there pot bellies in shame to they fine FDNY boys...
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Ok maybe I will take a picture of my tweety bird (pussy) and see who complains about seeing it as my avatar guys just be yourselves and do not photo shop them I have seen many that you can tell they have been photo shopped to make look bigger remember it is not the size of the boat it is the motion in the ocean that counts most
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That's a hoot!!!! I laughed so hard and still giggling.
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unemployed court translator / linguist specialty is in spanish and Immigration cases
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we also forget what we did while drunk..this is my list...
1).. like lose our keys
2)... smoke cigars when we hate any smoking at all. and
3).. we definitely forget we fell and busted our big butt.
4)..then we wonder why we have a headache the next day when we only had one drink only
1).. like lose our keys
2)... smoke cigars when we hate any smoking at all. and
3).. we definitely forget we fell and busted our big butt.
4)..then we wonder why we have a headache the next day when we only had one drink only
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OH MY GOD YOU MEAN THERE ARE PEOPLE OF OTHER COLORS OUT THERE LIKE WHAT ONES PURPLE OR PINK OR YELLOW??????...... I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL MADE IN GODS IMAGE!!!!!..... SO WHAT COLOR AM I OH CAN I BE PURPLE AND PINK POLKA DOT PLEASE!!! I WILL BE A GOOD GIRL
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well I have to be in the mood you know sexually and have my fantasy working and running in my mind and I can not write it I have to be typing it I had hand writing cause then later I can not read my own writing...LOL...and if I am not sexually aroused when writing I know it is not a good story. and I have to be left completely alone no kids at home when writing.
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Quote by RumpleForeskinrumple you have not looked at my list good look againQuote by stang
I did not make the list oh well thats life but I think im a nice guy so thats all that matters
Stress not, Stang. You're in BAD company.
Here's a tribute to those of us who aren't considered, nice guys.
No More Mr. Nice Guy.
Rumple (bad to da bone) Foreskin
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Quote by Exakta66
Another thing, basically a variation on the above, is posting your stories on other sites. If someone likes your stories on another site, tell them about Lush. I know effectively it does not really get your stories more views since they have been already viewed on the other site, but it will add to your total votes/comments here. I find it is usually not hard to get people on other sites to join Lush once I tell them about it, because Lush is really much more user friendly and feature packed than most of the other story sites, especially the older ones. There are a few people on Lush because I either liked their stuff or they liked mine on other sites...they are happy to be here once they join...OK, so far
Sorry, I like that smiley...Hey I should get a commission for all the people I brought over...
Oh, I like that one too...
Later,
Alan.
yes thanks to xbob & Alan they brought me over here from another site and I have mainly stayed here because of the quality of the site and user friendly. and I am always telling friends on other sites about lush.
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these are all my favorite friends and I know if I need them they are there for me.and I know many are on no lists but to me they are all great and respectful men.
1..Steve2875...(My Love!! He has been more than a best friend..there are days that I could not have made it with out him)
2..piquet...(my fav.aussie)
3..Saggii... (my fav lil indian)
4..Gav... (my tech God)
5..Exakta66...( my new friend
6..flubersnign...(my pin pal)
7..terd_furgeson...(My EMT..long night buddy when I can not sleep we chat about stuff)
8..xbob..(old and dear friend)
9..koolhandduke...(he gets me as a friend)
10..antonio1571...(makes me feel young again and good friend)
11..delboyst200...(My Scot)
12..thepainter...(he shared his package)
13..cutehotyguyron..( he is the cutest)
14..rumpleforeskin...( best romance author ever)
1..Steve2875...(My Love!! He has been more than a best friend..there are days that I could not have made it with out him)
2..piquet...(my fav.aussie)
3..Saggii... (my fav lil indian)
4..Gav... (my tech God)
5..Exakta66...( my new friend
6..flubersnign...(my pin pal)
7..terd_furgeson...(My EMT..long night buddy when I can not sleep we chat about stuff)
8..xbob..(old and dear friend)
9..koolhandduke...(he gets me as a friend)
10..antonio1571...(makes me feel young again and good friend)
11..delboyst200...(My Scot)
12..thepainter...(he shared his package)
13..cutehotyguyron..( he is the cutest)
14..rumpleforeskin...( best romance author ever)
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Love you saggii Please do not change you are a great friend.... happy new years
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Thanks and i wish everyone a happy new years and may your new years be prosperous for all....
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hey Mami you want a hot dog to go with that milkshake of yours?
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when you have a big but like me. the thong gives me a chafe it is ok for play time but on a daily wear no. I normally wear tight fitting spandex panties...LOL...I know they are not sexy but they help with the jiggling of the big booty... and they help clothes lay right and not bunch up on me and there are some of my clothes like for clubs and to go out partying that I go panty free...lol so it just depends the occasion.
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Quote by KoolHandDukeDuke you are so crude tonight not your usual self
I feel so left out. I can count the number of women on one hand
that have been able to suck me off. lost count of the blowjobs long ago..
AD: Lush Girl wanted, must love to go until completion.
No Pay, Plenty of reciprocation, Blow and Go capable.
if I give I had better have gotten mine first
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the most stupid song I have ever heard was " My Milk shake" by kelis
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Quote by KoolHandDukeWTF....LMFAO you went with out me !!!!
i've never been a huge fan of chat rooms, but im enjoying myself so much on this site that i decided to venture out today,
kicked it with a few familiars and a few new one. someone grabbed my ass in there, those skunk like defenses kicked in. he got gassed.