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I really don't give a flying flip about him or his woody...
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redhotmommacita
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 56
United States
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No do not drink before but at times I wish I had been to drunk to remember how bad it was
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Those are the things that make face book so immature and so full of drama that is why I have hated it for months now...all my sons Girlfriends and buddies have added me and it has turned into a pissing match with some and then the come to me and say "but mom so and so said this about me!!!" so I now have to stay off of it for my sanity.....
yea dude pass the toke dude I need a hit....
lmao
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I think it is degrading to the woman.
you must not enjoy sex or have any fun when doing it..... open your mind and be adventuress....... we women love it and love watching it too....oh I heard it is good for our wrinkles too..lol
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Any where he wants is fine with me accept for in my tushy no one is getting in there!!!!!....
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go to walmart and buy you some "corn shuckers lotion" I know it sounds weird and looks like sperm but it is very good....lol....it is in an flask type bottle with a yellow label... and stop using really hot water and hand sanitizers they dry your hands out quickly...
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I told you not to do it in the front yard any more.... the neighbors are going to see you ... LMFAO
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we need to remember them in our prayers and thoughts as well as donate money...I know I have them in my prayers as I have many Haitian friends in south Florida and in Haiti so please pray also for there situation and needs ....thank you Mami
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Ok I have never been with a guy trimmed or shaved so I truly do not know if I would like it another way....Always all natural and hairy...
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I speak Spanish and English both very fluently and I also write in both languages as you might know if you ever read my stories I try to make them exciting making them bilingual... I know men love it when one tells them naughty stuff in Spanish and if I were to moan to them in Spanish is also is a big turn on too.. like if I were to say......{ ayiii papiii si mas duro papi chullo siii mas dame mas papiiii siiiiiiiii me stoy venido papiiiiiii } now what man does not want to hear that screamed out at them in the heat of the moment....and if you need a translator just ask charlie he knows more languages than me...lol.... he should know what I said and if he doesn't he can personally ask me for a translation and I will gladly help......
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Quote by Charlie_BrownQuote by redhotmommacita
NO!!!! He has joined the right men our American Army Men....GO Army... "Hoorah"....I am a Proud Army Mom!!!!!
To you and yours in the Army. Thank You from a Leatherneck...Semper Fi
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"Life Is Too DAMN!!!! Short To Be Taken Too DAMN!!!! Serious."
Thanks baby.... My son is a in our countries military he is a PFC ......and I am damn proud he is brave enough to fight for our country what many shy away from....."hoooah"
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Quote by NechoWe have a traitor amongst us!
TRAITORS GET EXECUTED....NOT OUR GAV HE IS OUR INTEL TECH HE RUNS THE MAIN FRAME ......"Hooah"
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NO!!!! He has joined the right men our American Army Men....GO Army... "Hooah"....I am a Proud Army Mom!!!!!
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that was just too damn funny sounds like Y'all came to town and found the town hillbilly to do this video...LMFAO
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I need one of those to blow the neighbors dog away maybe then it will shut up barking
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Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by jerseylynn
Note to self....If ever meeting with Well...don't shake his hand till you found out what he's been watchingand doing that day!!!! Just saying is all.......
it surprises me at how many men are here on lush while at work and wanking off...
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Someone had sent me a recipe for a "Bourbon Chocolate Pecan Pie"...I don't bake, but this is tempting. I mean, just the fact that someone looked at a pecan pie, which I think holds the record as far as desserts with the most calories and decided it wasn't decadent enough...if there was such a thing as a Nobel Prize in Desserts, that person deserves to win. (I think that would be getting their just desserts, ahemm)...
Anyway, bourbon is my favorite liquor, chocolate...I mean, what's not to like there? And of course, pecan pie...something so rich and filling you will be truly satisfied for the rest of the night. No need to eat later. After you had me, you would just want to relax comfortably in my arms in front of the fire and drift off to sleep...
And one more thing...you could always put whip cream on me and eat it as well...the possibilities are endless...
Later,
Alan.dlRAXhrktlQzDJ5c
OH Alan you got me hooked anything with pecans and chocolate and loads of sugar and if it is still warm some butter pecan ice cream on top.... and we could have the bourbon on the side and in the pie ummmmmm (if you got that recipe please forward it to me I would love to make it)
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Quote by chefkathleenQuote by WickedShadsQuote by chefkathleenQuote by redhotmommacita
oh hell guys send me the chat box when I am here reading saying .....hey sexy want to cum and sit on my hard cock???......or hey momma want to suck my hard dripping cock ??... without even hey how are you today or ask if I would like to talk sex with them y'all need some educating on how to talk to a lady... and then we could get down to the nity grity hot stuff
They think that makes them all sexy and tough knowing that they'd never have the guts to talk to someone like that in real life.
Just pathetic to me.
Chef, are you saying they shouldn't talk like that online if they're not willing to talk like that in real life?
OR are you complaining that these gutless strangers don't talk to you like that in real life?
You figure it out.
why not come on the chat and be nice you get further with flowers than pissing in my cheerios....ask me how I am and then try being a bit sensual would get men a lot further than what they are getting now or at least read a persons Bio and see what they are into and then try just being like what they like me give me all the romance and sensual talk and see how you will have me melting like Godiva Chocolate.....ummmmmm
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"You are only to address me as, Mistress, do you have that straight, you miserable limp biscuit sucking, pencil-dicked, sockfucker..?."
have you been reading my replies LOL
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mother in- law and cow are kinda the same thing. both big nosy butts