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redhotmommacita
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It pisses me off that my oldest brother is 15 years older than me and i know what he is doing is wrong and he knows its wrong and he keeps FUCKING doing it!!!!!! Last Christmas he stole $600 from my mothers bank account and this year he stole my cousin's cards off the tree that had a total of $100 in them combined then stole a $25 visa card out of my other brother's wife's purse!!! and my mom decided it was a good idea to buy him a Wii for christmas. i'm fucking sick of this bull shit!!!!!!!!!


This is where you have to give tough love
Can you get hold of a large wood chipper


Or a pickax?...sledgehammer might be good too.
no a rat trap for sticky fingers
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It pisses me off that my oldest brother is 15 years older than me and i know what he is doing is wrong and he knows its wrong and he keeps FUCKING doing it!!!!!! Last Christmas he stole $600 from my mothers bank account and this year he stole my cousin's cards off the tree that had a total of $100 in them combined then stole a $25 visa card out of my other brother's wife's purse!!! and my mom decided it was a good idea to buy him a Wii for christmas. i'm fucking sick of this bull shit!!!!!!!!!


This is where you have to give tough love
Can you get hold of a large wood chipper


Or a pickax?...sledgehammer might be good too.
no a rat trap for sticky fingers
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What did we do last night I do not remember anything but why am I all tied up? Oh my God is that the infamous purple dildo in my chochita
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Annoying men who do not get the hint that you do not want to talk to them even when you have had to go to the extreme of blocking them everywhere. they still continue to find a way to find you. then they want to know why are you afraid of them. IT IS CALLED STALKING !!!!!
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I'm proud to have my foreskin still fully intact. lol
Would never cut it to please a woman no matter how hot she is or how much she means to me. If she really doesn't want me just because I'm uncut then she's not worth it anyway imo.
Maybe I should start an Uncut Men United club or something.
ok by the looks of it I would have never known it was intact and it looked great to me and I have only had intact.... I have seen many in pics on her of cut ones and they look like they are missing something...LOL
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Yeah, but you don't try to paint an entire house with a toothbrush.
OK I saw it and it is not at all small it is rather large and I know I would get a good ride from it!!!!! and who ever said it was smaller than 2" has not seen it !!! oh and thanks painter for sharing MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHH


I know Big Sis, it's not small at all!

I was just responding to WMM's comment!
yea it made my night when I saw it. I had an awesome dream with it ohhhhhh it was the best wet dream ever might make a new story from it.....LMFAO
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Yeah, but you don't try to paint an entire house with a toothbrush.
OK I saw it and it is not at all small it is rather large and I know I would get a good ride from it!!!!! and who ever said it was smaller than 2" has not seen it !!! oh and thanks painter for sharing MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Your boy looks like he has a dead bird on his head Necho.
Nah He's D-lish the hairs a plus to pull when he's in the Y......
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Redhot, you look Great to me Merry Christmas!
Thanks Algol I aim to please!!
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Damn now I want to see it.... so I can be enlightened by painters paint brush..... I must be missing out on something awesome here if everyone has seen it.... I am jealous stomping foot on floor and pouting. I wanna see
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I had left the computer on and when I came back from my phone call I had that happen to me once and I exited properly bye the door button and signed in again and everything was fine after that.
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Wow, that was great - BUENO !

And thanks to Micho for uploading Paul Oakenfold's 'Southern Sun.'
That was a cool video pete I showed my son and he say oh mommy thats old where you been tiesto is the bomb for years now....wow they really know how to make a person feel old.
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Well, since I'm an Australian I'd call myself 'Outback Clacker' or 'The Brick Shithouse'.

pete dear you have to do the link in the beginning and they give you a name you do not get to choose.AGWaPUddgA9asx8L
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Like Shrek said "better out than in" lmfao!

... and we have a saying in my family; I'd rather lose a friend than an intestine. [uhm yeah it loses some of it's meaning in translation.] I have 5 brothers, you can just imagine the number of farts and fart jokes I've endured in my short 23yrs of life - I've learned to stop fighting it and embrace it. Sure, most men would rather think that a female doesn't do this kinds of things - but me. I'd rather be upfront about it...

Hurray for farts!
Mara these Gringos loose everything in translation but I got your back and totally agree ....Yo prefriero perder un amigo que una tripa......I would rather loose a friend than bust a gut.....that is the correct translation.hb6GffB5DBDVTrZ0
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by the way I love your Girl friends bra and panty set where did you buy them for her?? but tell her please her shoes do not match the out fit.
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shameless don't tell me you are a perv like Marcos posting pics of his wife. the guy Marcos has no class.
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*Oh My God Gypsy*..... That was the best Christmas present ever. Can I have them all? I never knew rugby guys were so sexy they sure do look sexier than our American foot ball players.




Those guys are drop dead sexy. You can have them all as long as you share, lol.

Oh God yes I will share but I request only a couple special ones just for me....Now I want to move to Europe so I can watch rugby all the time.They took my breath away. I had to take a long hot shower after I saw it 3 times..LMAO
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*Oh My God Gypsy*..... That was the best Christmas present ever. Can I have them all? I never knew rugby guys were so sexy they sure do look sexier than our American foot ball players.
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ok WTF they said I was.....Weed Whacker!......come on can't I get a good name like... cum breath....LMAO
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