all hail to the great Shama lama ding dong..GAV..he is my hero He is supper tech God in my book.
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all hail to the great Shama lama ding dong..GAV..he is my hero He is supper tech God in my book.
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redhotmommacita
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 56
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all hail to the great Shama lama ding dong..GAV..he is my hero He is supper tech God in my book.
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Quote by RumpleForeskinI am only saying that honestly I love your stories and have read them all. I would not have said it if I didn't mean it. I hate fake people and lairs.i0XB8tKdrJHfRzhMQuote by redhotmommasita
I love the romantic author *Rumpleforeskin* his stories are the bomb I love all of his stories.
Thanks, Red, he says, blushingly. Your check's in the mail. (No, really--this time for sure--honest)
Rumple Foreskin
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I love the romantic author *Rumpleforeskin* his stories are the bomb I love all of his stories.
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can't have great sex without foreplay.... without it sex just is not any good so start licking time is a ticking
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I hope you have more than one condom maybe 2 or 3 boxes...LOL... and lets get going times a wasting
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Quote by Primalit was probably just a nobody and that is why it did not hit the news or could be a cover up of some sort of witness protection BS and I am sure that is all just a government cover up scheme......LOL
South Seattle. Its weird, there is zero news articles about it. Maybe journalists don't work on weekends LOL.
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Quote by ChelleLaBelleyou desire it only!! but to miss what you have never had is impossible to do.Quote by mercianknightQuote by ChelleLaBelle
Never.I'm still a virgin.
Not sure this helps, but you cannot miss what you've never had.
I disagree lol
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Quote by WellMadeMalehell it has been so long till I think I am a virgin again.
I'm a born-again virgin.
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I have that old 'sexy businesswoman/exec' look thing driving me nuts. Seeing a woman sashay around in her well cut suit, showing a sexy pair of heels just makes my mind go wild with lust at the thought of bending her over the desk and just....er... ahem! Pardon me, I have to step out. Decorum, you understand (pant!)
I knew when I worked in the courts system and Immigration that I could turn heads and many times I had fantasied about having a hot sexy lawyer or immigration judge do that to me. To take me on his desk and just enjoy our debriefing before a case.
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Quote by roccotoolNope he was with me getting the royal treatment....LOL
Who else was under those covers, Shameless? Hmm?
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Looks like shameless was enjoying himself. have you ever heard of grin and bare it!!! thats what shameless was doing there.
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Happy Birthday and may you have many more!!! 
Feliz Cumplianos que tengas muchos anos mas Y salud para gozar de su anos feliz
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as usual men have a blind eye to what is really the question here. and play dumb
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ok primal where are you? we need more info to be nosy too. It sounds like you are in south Florida to me. I miss all the action being here in BFE....now is so boring since I moved here last year.
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What would be nice is if you are reading a nice story and lets say your boss walks in or kids and you want to save your place to return there but how can you there is not a highlighter or a book mark this would help me. and if some stories were broken down into chapters would be nice too.
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Quote by PrimalQuote by redhotmommasitaQuote by PrimalSo Primal does that mean you do not have steps done on your willy I heard they can be a real turn on for women it tickles in just the right places.
I object! What is this, a kangaroo court?
Sorry to disappoint, but no, I don't have any steps or prince albert ;)
it's ok primal I just love pulling your chain....LOL.... and getting your goat.
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OK I myself am a BBW and I am very sexy... I do not think weight is an issue but I have had the luck of always attracting skinny men and they are always just a little bit taller than me...
but I have fallen in love with a man online and I have no idea what he looks like he has told me his measurements and I just think what really matters is whats in your heart. That we are first friends and he can always make me laugh and he is there when I need some one to talk to.
He tells me that it does not matter what I look like now. That he has Fallen in love with me for who I am not what I look like.
but I have fallen in love with a man online and I have no idea what he looks like he has told me his measurements and I just think what really matters is whats in your heart. That we are first friends and he can always make me laugh and he is there when I need some one to talk to.
He tells me that it does not matter what I look like now. That he has Fallen in love with me for who I am not what I look like.
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Quote by PrimalSo Primal does that mean you do not have steps done on your willy I heard they can be a real turn on for women it tickles in just the right places.
I object! What is this, a kangaroo court?
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OK it might not hurt after it has healed properly. It just might be a turn on. Hell who knows and men get their Willies pierced all the time. who knows Primal might have his pierced.
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Quote by MrNudiePantsOH MY GOD WHAT A FINE SPECIMEN OF AN AMERICAN
For you, Honey...
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Quote by Exakta66Alan we Love you but that would be very scary.....LOL
If I show you mine...will you show me yours???
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OK you all know that I am a Mommy in the real world and I have 3 sons well the middle one and I share a cell phone and I only use it if I am going out far I take it with me. ok getting to the point I am out the other day I have taken his cell phone for the day and his Girl friend txt me not knowing it was me. and asks how is her Cockzilla today that she was missing it.and I had to txt her back and let her know it was TMI for mom to know her son was a Cockzilla....LOL... I knew the kid was blessed but did I really need to know about it.
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oh Lady _lydia I will miss you so much and we are just getting to know each other as friends and sisters hurry back you will be so missed keep in touch you got my number right if not I will PM it to you again.I am going to miss you so much
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Quote by Primalthank you primal I hated to seem dumb but geesh for the life of me I hd no idea where they were....LOLQuote by redhotmommasitaQuote by hanginOK hangin were are these blessed glands you talk about? and yes thank you for the whole deep throat thing it stinks I know there can not be that great a deal gagging myself for his pleasure. the worst is when a man slams your head down so hard he makes you gag on him. Men if your woman is loving enough to give you a loving and fabulous Blow job then be kind and sit back and enjoy the ride.
well.. its definitely about more then the dick.. and if I repeat some previous advice without giving credit where it is due.. I apologize.
But it starts with the eyes.. and some frottage is definitely going to get things going in the right direction.. eye contact through out whenever possible..
with clothes .. without clothes.. both carry a message... saying its all about you baby... or lets get playing together.. so it depends what you are trying to say.. there are benefits to both and you can always change your mind midway
the technique... well.. here opinions differ.. I prefer plenty hand action and focus on the glans.. the shaft has fewer nerve ending.. think of it as you would think of your outer lips.. fun to play with .. but time to move on.. (but visit occasionally)
swirling motions.. in and out.. fast or slow.. choose your tempo... however the muse strikes.. you cannot really do it wrong other then being too light or not pay attention to positive reinforcers... wetness, pressure and motion are required .. suction is not ... and did I mention eye contact... the thought of a pair of innocent eyes looking it me, with my cock in her mouth is simply exquisite
now I don't know about you.. but the best part of a blow job for me.. is when you reach into the front of your panties.. and touch yourself while you blow me.. cos how turned on you are totally makes or breaks a blow job.. enthusiasm in my mind trumps technique most days...
balls are really important.. touch them.. play with them.. but be very very very gentle.. they hurt easily and pain is not recommended with a standard blow job.. for me .. some back side finger play will only enhances the pleasure.. mileage will vary.. better check gently first..
deep throat I think is a waste of time.. and watching you gag is not a turn on... I believe it is more about show then sensation.. or maybe I just never had it done right.. would love to hear from you what is your experience with it..
when I cum.. please don't stop the motions.. its nice to swallow (but not to make faces).. its ok to aim anywhere you like.. but please don't just stop and leavet me untouched while my sperm is flying.. keep it going a little longer that moment is incredible.. some are really turned on by swallowing, some by letting it squirt on the boobs or face.. for me.. eye contact... and a happy smile.. happy purring or loving murmuring will go a long way..
It can get sensitive quickly.. so be very tuned...
now you tell me how should I reciprocate?
The underside of the head of the penis is glands, don't remember what they are called though. Its why the head of the penis is so sensitive, the head is basically glans.
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Men that just walk off and leave ya with no good reason why.
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Quote by hanginOK hangin were are these blessed glands you talk about? and yes thank you for the whole deep throat thing it stinks I know there can not be that great a deal gagging myself for his pleasure. the worst is when a man slams your head down so hard he makes you gag on him. Men if your woman is loving enough to give you a loving and fabulous Blow job then be kind and sit back and enjoy the ride.
well.. its definitely about more then the dick.. and if I repeat some previous advice without giving credit where it is due.. I apologize.
But it starts with the eyes.. and some frottage is definitely going to get things going in the right direction.. eye contact through out whenever possible..
with clothes .. without clothes.. both carry a message... saying its all about you baby... or lets get playing together.. so it depends what you are trying to say.. there are benefits to both and you can always change your mind midway
the technique... well.. here opinions differ.. I prefer plenty hand action and focus on the glans.. the shaft has fewer nerve ending.. think of it as you would think of your outer lips.. fun to play with .. but time to move on.. (but visit occasionally)
swirling motions.. in and out.. fast or slow.. choose your tempo... however the muse strikes.. you cannot really do it wrong other then being too light or not pay attention to positive reinforcers... wetness, pressure and motion are required .. suction is not ... and did I mention eye contact... the thought of a pair of innocent eyes looking it me, with my cock in her mouth is simply exquisite
now I don't know about you.. but the best part of a blow job for me.. is when you reach into the front of your panties.. and touch yourself while you blow me.. cos how turned on you are totally makes or breaks a blow job.. enthusiasm in my mind trumps technique most days...
balls are really important.. touch them.. play with them.. but be very very very gentle.. they hurt easily and pain is not recommended with a standard blow job.. for me .. some back side finger play will only enhances the pleasure.. mileage will vary.. better check gently first..
deep throat I think is a waste of time.. and watching you gag is not a turn on... I believe it is more about show then sensation.. or maybe I just never had it done right.. would love to hear from you what is your experience with it..
when I cum.. please don't stop the motions.. its nice to swallow (but not to make faces).. its ok to aim anywhere you like.. but please don't just stop and leavet me untouched while my sperm is flying.. keep it going a little longer that moment is incredible.. some are really turned on by swallowing, some by letting it squirt on the boobs or face.. for me.. eye contact... and a happy smile.. happy purring or loving murmuring will go a long way..
It can get sensitive quickly.. so be very tuned...
now you tell me how should I reciprocate?
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ok Rumple foreskin, and well made male
Did Y'all come to Indiana just to photograph the handsome locals here....Cause damn they look like every other redneck here in Indiana....LOL....I have yet to see a real handsome man here in the year I have been here.and definitely not one that would make my panties get in a wet twist...LOL
Did Y'all come to Indiana just to photograph the handsome locals here....Cause damn they look like every other redneck here in Indiana....LOL....I have yet to see a real handsome man here in the year I have been here.and definitely not one that would make my panties get in a wet twist...LOL