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relaxandrelease
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 36
United States

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Mine would certainly have to be the Batgirl (aka Barbra Gordon) from a short run series called "Birds of Prey" that ran on WB.

So tough and dark. And she's a redhead to boot. Oh, how I would like to bend that superheroine over...
Whoo hooo HoneyBee! The booze is on me tonight!
I'll also throw in some condoms and lube for the wild party, lol.
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I can like these..


I'm trying to start a dirty ballerina fetish among you men... we ballet dancers have some of the finest asses in the business!




Well, it's working m'dear.9aL5D8FyZiE0Snq6
May horoscope for Libra generated on May 5 2005.

The influence of Taurus in conjunction will have a tremendous effect on your decisions and may have a minor influence on interactions with your friends.

This month, you will have a good opportunity to incorporate rope suspension into a scene, and you might learn a thing or two about dog leashes from one of the other male dominants.

A person wearing a plaid evening gown will watch you play, and point out someone who is wearing a rubber pair of chaps.

Your lucky numbers are 130, 47, and 4930.

It's interesting that you and Johnny Appleseed, Mahatma Gandhi, Confucius, Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Ivan Pavlov, and Pierre Elliott Trudeau share the same sign.

Rope sounds fun. I hope I find that woman who is wearing the chaps, lol.
Well, I had sex in an outdoor jacuzzi yesterday, and I have to say that that was the best. We did it doggy style, and I like to grab her hips when I'm having sex with her and move her back and forth at my pleasure (and hers too ;)). We positioned ourselves so we were in front of a jet and it massaged her breasts while we were having sex. And the water just made it so much easier to give her a good, hard fucking.
After Sheriff69 had sex with the woman in the picture, he was unable to get the handcuffs of the woman in the picture, so he was relieved of duty as the Sheriff of Lush.
I generally use my right to write and masturbate, but I have recently been able to go hands free orgasm with the new toy of mine. And it is Very Fun (yes, it even deserves capitals).
If you don't get it, I'll explain it to you:

A gruff old Sergeant Major was at a posh ball one evening when an amazingly beautiful and sexy woman approached him.
"Hi, there, soldier," she purred.
"Ma'am," he stiffly replied.
"You seen a lot of women in the Army?" she asked, "I'm sure you pleased women every minute!"
The Sergeant Major thought about it and said, "Not really, ma'am, I haven't had sex since 1946."
"What!" She exclaimed, "well have to fix that!"
They proceeded to go to a quiet corner and do the deed.
Afterward, she turned to him and said, "Why did you wait so long to have sex?"
The Sergeant Major stared at her for a second.
"What do you mean?" he said, confused, "it's only 2210."
M'dear, I lost my mom and dad at 15. It will hurt, and it will always hurt. However, you will learn how to deal with the pain in your life and you'll be able to look back at the fond memories that you have of her.
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.....its really hott when he's getting it from behind and pulls out and cums all over my ass......love that!!! I love to watch him cum........it is soooooo very yummy!!!!!!


Yep, that bit sums it up for me.
Granted. The first bite you take gives you an instant explosive orgasm right there in the middle of the resturant. But only the first bite does that...

I wish for a Greek Goddess to be my plaything.
Granted. The entire multiverse has been erased and you now foat in the spaceless void with no body, only an idea of yourself, for the rest of time.

I wish for an idea for a wish.