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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 36
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Quote by DBarclayQuote by Lisa
Eight out of ten men would cheat if given the opportunity? I hope not!
of course they would ....
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Quote by stuart1975Quote by Willy6941Then when its all done we can do a post mortemQuote by nicola
You clicked, now post
I was deciding what kind of post to put here: Fence Post, Sound Post, Goal Post, Hitching Post, Army Post;
then I realized it didn't much matter.
P.S. How about a post script?
We can post a letter about the post mortem, post haste.FwEy9iPzqCuuH7TV
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...(error error +++?Out of cheese?+++reboot from start+++)
Oh, hey guys I'm relaxand... damn it! Did I reboot?
Oh, hey guys I'm relaxand... damn it! Did I reboot?
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It is impossible to lick your elbow (and most people will try to after reading this)
P.S. Well, I'm sure you could if you dislocated some joints or removed them completely, but that is beside the point. Do not try this at home, go to a friends house.
P.S. Well, I'm sure you could if you dislocated some joints or removed them completely, but that is beside the point. Do not try this at home, go to a friends house.
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Quote by chefkathleen
Speaking for Robert Downey Jr.
HA! True, he has had lots of trouble, but he's just a hilarious little scamp. (Rocco, I'm sorry I hijacked this post, it just happened so fast...)
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We love you, Cat!
The last thing that I want to see is a sad Cat.
We'll get a drink (virtually) and you can sob all you want.
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Stuart calls HOD Saturday nights and dirty talks to him in the voice of the car from "Knight Rider".
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It's alright. I mean, if it never happened again, I wouldn't be too upset. It's just not that special to me.
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Jermey Brett was AWESOME as Holmes! He just can't be topped not even by:
Iron Man!
Iron Man!
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Okay Monroe, he's all yours. It seems that he is up for grabs. Nobody else seems to be that into him...
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I remeber that show. It encouraged one to drink beer and perform solo sexual acts. Very popular here.9uclswUgF7bUPKXc
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Thanks, I just moved in. As I understand it, the last occupant died by falling off a cliff while fighting with someone...
Ah, here's a photograph of the man:
Ah, here's a photograph of the man:
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This sounds as though this man has put a lot of thought into how their children's dog is going to be "kiddnapped". It sounds as though he's already got a villain, himself.
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These men wear helmets on their heads so, when their bodies are found at the bottom of the cliff face, their heads can be collected and examined to determine how much brains they had before the accident to be used for statisitcal purposes.
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Ling will be playing the part of "Belle"in the upcomming Broadway production of "Beauty and the Beast".
I'll be playing Lumiare, the candle stick.
I'll be playing Lumiare, the candle stick.
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Don't mind Stuart, it's just that he owns a bubble liquid factory and is worried about losing his two best customers.
Oh, and icstm, I know I promised I would be gentle, but I just got carried away. Sorry!
Oh, and icstm, I know I promised I would be gentle, but I just got carried away. Sorry!
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Fystee, I'm in the same boat as you and the others on results. It seems that either Lush attracts only two kinds of people, or the quiz is very limited.
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I think I see a ghost in one of the windows!
Oh, wait. It's just a vagabond. Never mind.
Oh, wait. It's just a vagabond. Never mind.
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"... and life will be steak and bacon every day, lads."
-Sgt. Jackrum, "Monstrous Regiment", Terry Pratchett
-Sgt. Jackrum, "Monstrous Regiment", Terry Pratchett
