I've always been more of a legs and ass man. Don't get me wrong, I love a woman's boobs, I just don't give a shit how big (or small) they are.

Oh man, finally a place to vent my frustrations...
- Seeing women dressed for a night club when supposedly doing housework or just hanging around the house. Personally, seeing a woman dressed in normal clothes get seduced and stripped would be SO much more exciting, not to mention believable.
- Boobs so fake the nipples point in opposite directions. Now I know it's not the woman's fault and I do feel sorry for them, but as a viewer it's very distracting.
- Tattoos that cover large parts of the body. This goes for both men and women. Seriously, I want to see skin, not ink. Besides, how the fuck am I supposed to get turned on looking at a python or octopus or Satan?
- Dry pussies. Now I've been married a very long time so I understand how things work down there, so seeing a woman act so turned on or even cumming while rubbing her bone-dry pussy just pisses me off. C'mon folks, we can do better than that. All it takes is a little KY.

It's been a slow process but now I love slurping it off my fingers.

Absolutely! I'll lick every inch of my wife's body.

1. Cum in a women's pussy - yes

2. Cum in a women's ass - yes

3. Cum in a women's mouth - yes

4. Cum in a man's mouth - no

5. Cum in a man's ass - no

6. Have a man cum in your mouth - does my cum count?

7. Have a man cum in your ass - yes

March 1st 😠

No but I'm dying to! It's always been one of my biggest fantasies but, you know, the mrs. ain't into it.

To have a bisexual wife and then swing with other bi couples.

Having the crotch of her used panties laying over my nose while I stroke is incredibly intoxicating!

I'm dying to have my butt touched, licked, and pegged but my wife isn't interested at all.

I could eat pussy for hours but my wife usually comes within 15 minutes and then pushes me away.

September 24th. (Yes, I keep a log)

Oh god, yes, countless times! I'd get so horny sometimes I couldn't think straight so I'd go to a stall in the men's room and rub one out. Like they say, "when you gotta go, you gotta go".

1. Cum in a women's pussy - Yes

2. Cum in a women's ass - Yes

3. Cum in a women's mouth - Yes

4. Cum in a man's mouth - No

5. Cum in a man's ass - No

6. Have a man cum in your mouth - No

7. Have a man cum in your ass - Yes

For those keeping score at home, that's 1, 2, 3, and 7. Still waiting for the right guy for 4, 5, and 6.

I just don't love eating pussy, I'm fucking addicted to it! The taste, the smell, making her squirm - everything! I could literally do it all day long if I could. Go ahead ladies, line up! 😋

No, my wife does not know that I'm bi and she probably never will. I want nothing more than to be able to tell her so she knows and understands the "real" me, but I know she could never accept it and it would break her heart. I just can't do that to her.

I have so many fantasies about her being with another woman but it'll never happen.

During our almost 40 year marriage, she has rarely blown me and has never, ever, swallowed my cum. She tells me my cum is gross 😢

Every chance I get!

Absofuckinglutely! 😉

For me and my wife to be in a MMFF with another married couple.

In a heartbeat!

Occasionally, when I'm in the mood I'll swing my legs up and over my head so my cum shoots right into my mouth.

Yep! Loved it and can't wait to do it again.

6" and wide enough for my wife to gasp when I enter her.

My wife isn't too keen on the idea so whenever I have the house to myself for awhile my clothes are off.

So hard it fucking aches.

A mouth is a mouth 😉

God yes! I love getting my face between my wife's plump cheeks and lick her little rosebud while she squirms in pleasure.

I absolutely LOVE eating pussy (ass too), especially if she's on my face! I'll lick my wife anytime, anywhere and until she pushes me away or my tongue falls off 😊. I literally can't get enough.