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rxtales
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 35
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Quote by chefkathleen
FMLife CRACKS ME UP!!! I love that site!


I have probably spent at least 3 hours on it in the last 24. It is definitely keeping me entertained .

Today, I was at a bar with my friends for my 19th birthday when I saw my dad grinding some chick that was not my mom. I confronted him and told him I was telling mom. He then pointed across the bar to my mom with another man. I just found out my parents are swingers. FML


That reminds me of the time I found out my step grandad was a swinger
I just started reading The purity myth: How america's obsession with virginity is hurting young women by Jessica Valenti.

I have only read like 5 pages so far, but already it keeps talking about how there is no real definition on what virginity is and what constitutes as "losing" it. Was just wondering what you guys think? And do you lose your virginity through oral, anal, hetero sex (then what if you're gay?) or non of the above?
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How do us girls cope when we see our men cry, I wonder how many women are sympathetic for them, Just a thought..............


When a guy cried I ask what's wrong and do whatever I can to make him feel better. Just like I would any girl.
A VCR - what's that?

Only kidding. But you won't need to wait to your grandkids
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ooh that could keep me busy. No I am pregnant and started having seizures a couple nights ago slong with chest pains/stomach pains. So I am now going to be in bed for the next eon. I am trying to limit my time on the computer though, but at the moment don't have any good books - but have just ordered some!


Congrats, rx. I hope the remaining few months of your pregnancy go as smoothly as possible.

Maybe write a diary while you're stuck in bed, then you can show your child what they put you through once they grow up!


Thankyou. I am giving the baby up for adoption. But I am now a sporcle addict - It is truly the most awesome site I have ever come accross. No I take that back, the second most awesomest. This one being the first.
hahaha. That totally reminds me of the time our trailer got stolen when we were moving states. We called the police and nobody came. Then we called the pollice and told them there was a shotgun that was stolen and they were there in about 3 seconds flat.
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Wouldn't matter for me the year I was born is in my screen name. LOL



NO WAYY! - you don't look a day over 20
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So basically all is happy with the idea of a birthday thing aslong as your birth year stays optional... And besides that, its the internet, if you dont want someone to know, LIE!

And I like that idea Liza!



hahaha it is a nice idea. I like it smile
Quote by Lisa
Getting a paper cut in that bit of skin between the thumb and forefinger. That frickety-frickin' hurts!



or between the toes - that hurts too.
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I must have missed this, what are you doing in bed for 4 and a bit months? Did you break something?

If you like, you can go through all the stories submitted prior to early 2008, and flag any that break our site's terms and conditions. That should keep you busy I've checked almost every story on here, but I'm sure there are some that slipped through the net.

Or get the top 50 best sellers list, fiction / non-fiction etc, and read everything, regardless of genre.

Hmm.. Albania, Afghanistan, Algeria, Austria, Australia, Argentina....


ooh that could keep me busy. No I am pregnant and started having seizures a couple nights ago slong with chest pains/stomach pains. So I am now going to be in bed for the next eon. I am trying to limit my time on the computer though, but at the moment don't have any good books - but have just ordered some!
Okay, I need some creative ideas of things to do while being stuck in bed for the next 4 and a bit months. I don't want to get bored or make my turn to mush. i spent all day trying to name all the countries in the world in 15 minutes keeping getting close but no cigar...

Yes i am that bored and it is day 1
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rx - I forgot to mention

"finger blasting" - I never heard it before and it made me laugh - good job. I'll be waiting the read it in a story lol


I've seen rocco use it before and thought it was a good way to put it.
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From a female perspective...I write with my right (type) and finger with my left (and jack).


I write with my right mostly. But a couple years ago I lost use of my right arm for a more than a few months and learnt to write with my left. So still do it for kicks. But as for finger blasting.... I use both.


So my imagination runs wild then how you handled the keyboard....what other options are left...

I'd pay good money to watch one of those sessions!!!



$100 and I will tell you
and at 17 girls can join the army with parents consent. (in the UK). Which is also stupid boys can be 16 and girls have to be 17....

but yeah I don't get it. If people can be having sex and therefore children legally at 16, then why not be able to view adult sites.....?
hahaha when I was in Manchester I saw one for tattoos and one below it for tattoo removals.
I watch wayy to much. I just finished Dexter which was awesome. Now that I am going to be stuck inside all the time I went to rent all of the tudors DVDs. I also watch weeds, law and order SVU and ER reruns among other things. Californication was good too.
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From a female perspective...I write with my right (type) and finger with my left (and jack).


I write with my right mostly. But a couple years ago I lost use of my right arm for a more than a few months and learnt to write with my left. So still do it for kicks. But as for finger blasting.... I use both.