Dear Man in the dungarees (or overalls as you may know them)
I wish I could be writing you a letter saying how beautiful and peaceful my drive through Alabama was and how nice it was to take a nap when I began to feel tired. But no I cannot do that, because when I pulled over to take a nap you had to wake me up. You and your stupid fucking gun. Instead I am writing you a letter to reiterate that I have absolutely no idea how your turkey ended up in my car. I am guessing it went in through my open window while I was sleeping, since I don't think they are very good at opening car doors. Why the fuck would I want your fucking turkey you fucking ass? I am appalled that you thought I had kidnapped your turkey to engage in sexual acts - I will tell you once again I do not support besteality. I may be horny but I can assure you that I am not that horny... yet. Second of all I can assure you that I do not have the AIDS as you asked me so many times. Your concern about whether or not I have AIDS and the fact that you would immediately think I was fucking your turkey lead me to believe that you in fact like to bang your poultry. In which case, i hope you get Avian Flu. And now not only did you wake me up from my nap, you have now made me feel guilty for not realising your turkey had gotten into Eduardo (my car) to be protected. I did not protect him. That makes me saddd.
Yours sincerely,
The rather pissed off pregnant teenager you woke up in a car that resembles a toaster.
p.s. Thankyou for not shooting me
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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 35
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