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rxtales
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 35
0 miles · United Kingdom

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Not sure, I have to try to decipher what he was saying to me first. I think there might of been some kind of proposal in there, but Im not sure.


lol he asked me if I was horny earlier. i said I wasn't. Then told me that I was.

I HATE it when people tell me what I am and am not. If I say I am not horny then I am not.

But I guess he could read my mind because I was lying - I was horny.



that's completely hysterical. smile I love rxtales.


I love you too lexy in a totally g rated way... I think
LMAO I love that one marcos.

I was in biology once and asked the teacher how many calories were in semen. About the same as a grape if you care to know. I think it's 3 or something like that.
Quote by Pixie
Not sure, I have to try to decipher what he was saying to me first. I think there might of been some kind of proposal in there, but Im not sure.


lol he asked me if I was horny earlier. i said I wasn't. Then told me that I was.

I HATE it when people tell me what I am and am not. If I say I am not horny then I am not.

But I guess he could read my mind because I was lying - I was horny.
Diet definitely has it's effect. When I met my ex he was really healthy adn tasted good. But After a few months he started to only eat junk food and I couldn't stand the taste. It was like he was cumming grease.

Just be careful you don't start cumming pineapples
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omfg wat a freak, and who the hell fucks a 14 year old girl in her own home when her parents are home? how stupid!


Romeo Montague


lol
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I just use "nicola" as my username and password, I never forget it.


no way! That's my password too
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I thought you already laughed those off?


It could be skin. But like I said --> mrs potato head here. I restocked last night