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Quote by nicola
Funny you say that Ling, I've started putting obscure vegetables in my shopping trolley recently, and then figure out what to do with them later. In the kitchen I mean.

It's a great way to try new things. I recommend everyone try it.


I like doing that too. I am a pretty experimental cooker, rarely use recipes.
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Shoe fetishism



this one makes me laugh... All the others have more complicated names...

LMAO
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I just finished re-reading shrooms: A cultural guide to the magic mushroom by Andy Letcher. Am currently reading The Apophenion: a chaos magick paradigm by Peter J Carroll. And a book by neil gaiman but can't remember what it's called
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Your wish is granted, but they break the first time you use them.



I wish for a homebrew that tastes just like Guinness.


granted but you can't drink it. You have to put it in a cake.

I wish my man voice would go away
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granted but gnomes steal all of your underwear and socks

I wish for a new pair of crimping pliers
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Quote by Blindfolded
Granted, but instead of booking you to bermuda, they book you to the bermuda triangle, you dont get lost though, you return home safely only to find that the bermuda triangle in fact doesnt lose people but creates wormholes. you return to a devestated world that has been by nuclear war, standing next to a very very very confused amelia aerhart

I wish for my cat to stop meowing



granted but it dies.

I wish for a beer
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oh lordy


and I just said lordy.. that worries me
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Quote by chefkathleen
That was funny as hell, yo. LOL. Fer shizzle my nizzle.


fo sho
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Granted but your you confuse your sausage for a sausge - ouchies.

I wish I could see a world war two movie from the canadian's pov
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K. I'm only half kinda following this conversation, and I've not slept in 2 days cause of insomnia... but did they name a teen idol band after tripe soup?


Hope you are able to get some sleep, I know what it's like. Today I slept for the first time (3hrs) since Saturday. Was heaven
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What is your favorite word and why?

I have three:
Sizzle because it is awesome to say and it sounds good. A good example of onomatopoeia.
Hipoteca because it makes me laugh. It means mortgage in spanish
Kartoffelpufferpfannenfett because it is a really long german word that is fun to say and is a really yummy dish.
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Quote by chefkathleen
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything..


Including backaches
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