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rxtales
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 35
0 miles · United Kingdom

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granted but you lose a testicle in the process.

I wish I could breathe underwater
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


Lol


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Run, before he finds you
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HAHAHAHA!!!!!




lol I totally missed the second part
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


Lol
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I'd do it for the art. Man it's a good one.


yes and who could pass up a whole lot of nakedness?
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A lot people get skin raisings now, in designs like stars.


I have a few friends who went a bit overbored with those. Fun to poke and touch though!
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Blue faces get on my nerves.


like smurfs?
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Would u ever get in a big naked pile like that? Especially after roc's comment


yes I would
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I was a total nympho slut in my second trimester! Hubby was barely able to keep up with me.


Mmm...already have a pretty steady appetite, can't wait for the 2nd! The drawbacks begin, the bump is just enough to prevent my favorite jeans from buttoning up.... Hubby was pretty good about it, telling me that he didn't care, that I was still the most beautiful woman he'd ever known...which was pretty damn sweet, I thought. Ali, did you buy maternity clothes as you needed them or did you buy a ton of stuff up front? For now, my dresses will be fine, but the bump's just going to get more obvious...:-)


I bought as I needed it. I hate to say this, but you really don't know how big you're going to be untril you get there. I gained more weight that I'd hoped or planned (I demanded a recount in the birthing room on our daughter's birth weight!). Just remember: it takes 9 months to gain it and it may take that long to lose it. Don't be discouraged. Besides, it's true: real men do love us regardless.

According to my mother after I was born she'd put on about 35 pounds, and it took her about 6 months to get back into "fighting trim" as she put it. That was all diet though as she's never worked out a day in her life. One of the things I'm hoping for is, uh, a little extra up top to stick around afterwards. I'm not worried about hubby though, the man called me back after I kneed him in the testicles, remember? He loves me now and forever...
Another question, did you simply buy some larger sizes as you went instead of official "maternity" clothes?


When I was pregnant I bought some pretty awesome clothes. So I still wear them and they look okay. I usually bought maternity clothes and you can always wear them earlier. They were from ealier in the pregnancy. Towards the end I was wayyy giant.
courgettes.

They go with anything and everything
I always crave them
they are so yummy