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rxtales
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 35
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Lol. No it was in my basement.


Excellent... mentally removing Rex's goatee. Much better.


you might not want to remove it so quickly
Thanks for the turtle av in the chatrooms cat and gav. I heart it!!
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You can swim in the ocean but you will be surrounded by sharks the entire time...

I wish I could run away from home.


I grant it but you will be locked in a convent.

I wish I could go to Togo.
I grant you your house but there are three clowns living in it.

I wish for a hug
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Mmmm...


I agree
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I want one. That's just cool.


When I went to the university of manchester for an open day a few weeks ago they were talking about all their societies. There is the pirates society where they go out dressed as pirates once a week.


Awesome! A friend of mine has a pirate party every year, during the summer. A couple of years ago, after a little too much rum, the swordfighting started, and someone ended up in the hospital with a hole in his shoulder. It was funny as hell in the ER.


Do we secretly know eachother? I have pirate parties alot. One year it was a murder mystery pirate party. Twas fun

Um, was your pirate mystery held at a little chateau in Switzerland? Dear God, please say no. Because if you're the host of the pirate parties I have been to, boy is my mental image of you wrong.


Lol. No it was in my basement.
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I tried anal sex once and will never do it again. OUCH!


I don't mind anal, just warn me before you stick it in there
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I checked

I am sorry if any one thought this picture was taken from the right spot at the right time. It could have been the case but unfortuneately not. Its just a "easy" task done in PS by using two layers.

When I loaded the image for critique it was off course putt under the category of "Digital Alteration".

I can't understand why one can't see the category chosen when you display photo?

Best regards Peter



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I want one. That's just cool.


When I went to the university of manchester for an open day a few weeks ago they were talking about all their societies. There is the pirates society where they go out dressed as pirates once a week.


Awesome! A friend of mine has a pirate party every year, during the summer. A couple of years ago, after a little too much rum, the swordfighting started, and someone ended up in the hospital with a hole in his shoulder. It was funny as hell in the ER.


Do we secretly know eachother? I have pirate parties alot. One year it was a murder mystery pirate party. Twas fun
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For me it would have to be David Beckahm...... as long as he didn't talk much. That voice just doesn't fit the body. But he's very delish!




I just want to bundle him up. For some reason his body kind of freaks me out
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Gals, what do you typically do after having sex?


typically I want to run. But I don't. Depends on who I am with though
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Its photoshopped ...please ...its a crane ...


shhhhhhh don't ruin it
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I want one. That's just cool.


When I went to the university of manchester for an open day a few weeks ago they were talking about all their societies. There is the pirates society where they go out dressed as pirates once a week.
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Thanks all, now that I'm on enforced sobriety you have a neat discussion about drinks....
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Drink imaginary alcohol. It works. When I was sick a couple years I couldn't drink and when I was getting better I went to a party. My friends were doing shots and playing drinking games so I did diluted apple juice shots (I couldn't even drink juice had to mix it with water). I kind of got a buzz, but had an 'imaginary' hangover the next day. It felt reallly hungover even though i wasn't
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Rocco doesn't watch Chick Flicks or anything done by Sandra Bullock, either. Sorry.
I loved Casino Royale and yet it was the only DVD I couldn't copy. I mean, if I was going to copy such a thing, which is illegal, I'm sure I wouldn't be able to.
I'd recommend "Live Free Or Die Hard" and "Bourne Ultimatum". Nonstop suspense and action. Try one of those in your new cinema, Lush, and crank it up.


Lucky number slevin - great cast and an awesome movie all round.
I wouldn't mind reading one. But I have written a couple of plays for various fundraising things I have taken part in. The thing is plays are mostly dialogue and I can't write dialogue, so I will stick to stories.
no actually a multi colored one, jackson pollock style