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I'm just living.

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There having been NO outcry for me to do so, I tinkered a bit with my profile. Whether it now qualifies as "pimped" shall be left to the viewer.


There are four images of female nudes painted by my uncle. Three bear a striking resemblance to my cousins but no one in the family asks, ever.

At no additional charge, there are also four music videos just 'cause I like 'em. If you haven't heard Eva Cassidy singing, Over The Rainbow, do so now.


Rumple Foreskin

Quote by Catnip
Not really. But once was enough...
don't think I'll be abe to finish off any stories in a while...
My will to do anything is pretty lost. I'll just stay here and hide for 3 years untill it grows back out.

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I applied to Forex, Old. Darn guys never wrote back.

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Quote by nicola
Yes. It will be ready next week, just hang 5 until then folks!

Hang 5? I thought it was hang 10 like in surfing or, just hang loose.

Hang 5 was right. Nic was thinking of me. With this pegleg, I only have 5 to hang. Quit showing off, you ten-toed bastard, just cause YOU never lost a leg to an angry kraken!

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It only works if you date Jesus.

http://www.datejesus.com/date/

that. was. AWESOME!


this is why i love you, Roc!

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When I was in high school, my brother walked in on me having sex in my bedroom. He told my other brother, who in turn told my Dad...good times.

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stuart had sex with obama and is the mother of his kids

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Here's my top 10

1. Jennifer Garner
2. Yancy Butler
3. Jessica Alba
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Robin Meade
6. Eva Mendes
7. Hillary Swank
8. Alicia Keyes
9. Ashley Greene
10. Danica Patrick

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ok, I've got the tattoo location down to three places: lower back (yep, trampstamp), upper back/shoulderblade, and ankle.

Ladies with tattoos and/or guys with preferences: any suggestions?

what is it of?

probably 'love' in tagalog...I was tinkering with a custom design. But I'm not 100 percent certain on that yet.

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If It weren't for pickpockets, you'd have no sex life at all.

You're so horny, you get aroused when you squeeze into a tight parking place.

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One got horse shoes

That had to be painful! Could you hear her clopping around afterwards?

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Post away.

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