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Quote by nicola
Give the car back, it's possessed.


It might be. But now I can play CDs!!! I put a fondue stick thing into the cd player and it just spit it out! So I have just burnt some Cds to play!
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Quote by nicola
Give the car back, it's possessed.


It might be. But now I can play CDs!!! I put a fondue stick thing into the cd player and it just spit it out! So I have just burnt some Cds to play!
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Quote by Durrasch
It means you managed to get a grope, but you haven't yet unzipped the godly jeans. You're still a ways from getting any of his holy spirit on your face.


I knew you would have an answer to this
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ok, I've got the tattoo location down to three places: lower back (yep, trampstamp), upper back/shoulderblade, and ankle.

Ladies with tattoos and/or guys with preferences: any suggestions?


what is it of?
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My mum, brother and stepdad have both walked in on me masturbating on different occasions and more than once. Nobody knows what a closed door means in my family. And then my friend's mother walked in on me having sex with her son.
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7. Jenifer Garner
8. Tsonga (can't spell his first name)
You mean the Male tennis Player Rx?


yep
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I have just arrived in the states and have aqcuired a car from one of my family members. The radio only plays christian channels and there is a christian rock CD stuck in the CD player. I got sick of the silence so turned on the radio. In one of the songs the singer said that he had just gotten to second base with God. What does that mean?
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"Sins cause the cup of joy to spring a leak" I saw that on a church sign and it kind of stuck in my head.
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You could also threaten to make them live with DBarclay. That should scare them.


On the bright side, they would know how to write in correct English, under penalty of a good thrashing.


LMAO
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7. Jenifer Garner
8. Tsonga (can't spell his first name)
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Quote by Catnip
People who cut my or others hair off without asking...


does that happen to you a lot cat nip?
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I will just stick with my nasty cigarette habit thank you!



After 40 year I quit April 23rd 2009 cold turkey

so far so good



I started smoking when I was 11, and I decided to stop a couple of months ago, not going to well though....
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I love needles... I only have 6 ear piercings now (4 lobes, tragus and cartiledge), but I used to have my tongue and lip pierced. Wouldn't get my lip repierced, but would love to get my tongue pierced again.
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Quote by ali2teaseu
Tech, who doesn't have a thing for Johnny Depp!?!


me...
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Quote by fystee
Blinking....seriously? Everybody blinks....make-up or not.


yeah, but apparently some people blink more frequently than others.. I was just wondering if that was a reason
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I carry a notebook around with me most of the time (and a pen). But I do a lot of writing that I never show anybody. It's more for myself. So if something comes to my mind than I write it down, because most likely I won't want to do it at a later date.
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I am on my gap year before uni - so traveling and doing odd jobs. My location will be changing frequently
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I am really really really really allergic to latex. It's really easy to find non-latex condoms. In the UK get durex avanti condoms. They are slightly more expensive but save me a trip to the hospital so to me it's worth an extra pound or two. If you are finding that you are allergic or at least being irritated by latex be careful, there are alot of things made of latex that you may not think of...
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Quote by InitialRush
Body language- can tell you everything about a person before they even open their mouths.

blinking-make-up
Ha are you saying our eyelids are heavier so we have to blink more?



no stuff gets in our eyes. Or at least mine. I blink way more when I am not wearing contacts and I am wearing mascara
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You Should Get A Butterfly Tattoo
Sweet and sassy
For you, tattoos are a thing of beauty - not toughness


ewww no...
I am getting one of turtle soon...
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In No particular order:

1. Jason Statham
2. Josh Holloway
3. Amaury Nolasco
4. Maria Sharapova
5. Jessica Capshaw
6. Channing Tatum

I need to think about the rest...
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Quote by heartofdarkness
This lot are celebs to me
01. Zafia
02. techgoddess
03. ali2teaseu
04. rxtales
05. castlequeen
06. Catnip
07. Ling-Li
08. fystee
09. lexylove
10. O0ziiomara0O

(sorry rocco you almost made it, but mara's amy winehouse look threw it for her)



Thanks HOD! Glad I made your list.


Thanks HOD
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