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Those made my eyes sweat.
mine too
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rxtales
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I made it to the end. It kept me mildly amused while I was at work yesterday. It kind of reminds me of the big red button.
Big Red Button
oh dear that's a bit addicting...
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Explains it all.
Didn't know other places around the world had wallabies.
And stoned one at that.
To funny
Bat
I had to go do some research after I read your comment. I didn't know any places other than Australia had wallabies!
where else are there wallabies?
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HP Sauce is a condiment; a popular brown sauce formerly produced in Aston, Birmingham, England, by HP Foods but now produced by H.J. Heinz in Elst, the Netherlands. It has a malt vinegar base blended with fruit and spices, and is usually eaten as an adjunct to hot or cold savoury food, or used as an ingredient in soups or stews
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I don't think there is a god. But if there is a higher power there are many gods/goddesses. As for an afterlife of somesort, not sure. But I don't think there is a heaven and a hell, it just sounds to me as though they were created to scare people into doing things which are considered morally correct. I do think we are on Earth to enjoy ourselves.
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Quote by RDZQuote by fystee
from your wrist to your elbow is the same size as your foot! Go ahead and try it........its true!!!!!
holy shit! its true
ummm...ur middle finger shuld b about the same size as ur dick
I challenge that.. I have a middle finger, and no dick
I'm freaked out myself.. I think he thinks he hurt me.. I guess he didn’t understand that it’s fake hair.. [/quote
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Lol I thought some of these theories were funny
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/michael-jackson/5682778/Michael-Jackson-the-wildest-conspiracy-theories.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/michael-jackson/5682778/Michael-Jackson-the-wildest-conspiracy-theories.html
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Ugh I don’t like being on top, may be I’m just lazy… But, if I had to choose one it would be me on my back, with me legs pushed up, knees almost to my face, with shallow penetration… OH!
I don't really like being on top either, it makes me nervous...
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My swimming coach when I was 14 or 15. One day in the pool after everyone was gone. If I saw him again today, I would slap him. I dated this guy steve for two years. I had sex with my swimming coach when steve and I were temporarily broken up. Then we got back together and several months later, I walked into steve's bedroom and saw the two of them having sex.....
Also a Spanish tutor fairly recently. He's more of an amigo than a tutor and only a few years older than me. I see him once a week (including today) things were no different than normal.
Steve and the swimming coach were having sex?
yup
2 guys?
yup
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My swimming coach when I was 14 or 15. One day in the pool after everyone was gone. If I saw him again today, I would slap him. I dated this guy steve for two years. I had sex with my swimming coach when steve and I were temporarily broken up. Then we got back together and several months later, I walked into steve's bedroom and saw the two of them having sex.....
Also a Spanish tutor fairly recently. He's more of an amigo than a tutor and only a few years older than me. I see him once a week (including today) things were no different than normal.
Steve and the swimming coach were having sex?
yup
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My swimming coach when I was 14 or 15. One day in the pool after everyone was gone. If I saw him again today, I would slap him. I dated this guy steve for two years. I had sex with my swimming coach when steve and I were temporarily broken up. Then we got back together and several months later, I walked into steve's bedroom and saw the two of them having sex.....
Also a Spanish tutor fairly recently. He's more of an amigo than a tutor and only a few years older than me. I see him once a week (including today) things were no different than normal.
Also a Spanish tutor fairly recently. He's more of an amigo than a tutor and only a few years older than me. I see him once a week (including today) things were no different than normal.
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In Florida it's illegal to take a shower naked
so thn they shower with clothes?
no, it's just one of the old laws from a few hundred years ago that has never been done away with. People just don't follow it and most don't know that it existed.