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rxtales
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Oh sorry ..I forgt you are there ..better make it
Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.
Q: What does an Mexican girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"
Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.
Q: What's the difference between an Mexican girl and an Mexican boy?
A: A Mexican girl has a higher sperm count.
Q: What does an Mexican girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her feet
I would like to point out, it would be a mexican girl, not an mexican girl...
I think that's a dollar into the grammer jar...
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I clicked it earlier today and didn't pay much attention to the title or author.
I started reading it. Saw the layout was bad and it wasn't particularly well written.
Then I thought it looked a bit familiar - maybe I'd read it before?
Nope it was the first story I put up..
hmmm...
I started reading it. Saw the layout was bad and it wasn't particularly well written.
Then I thought it looked a bit familiar - maybe I'd read it before?
Nope it was the first story I put up..
hmmm...
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Have you ever wondered why the easter bunny brings eggs? This really bugged me for a long time.
Christianity put alot of their holidays at the same time as the pagan holidays so that they could convert people slightly earier. Anyways, spring time is the time of fertility and the goddess of fertility was Eostre. She found a wounded bird in the forest one winter. To help it survive she turned it into a rabbit and it survives until spring time. As a token of it's appreciation, it would bring eggs to Eostre. This is why the easter bunny gives eggs.
Christianity put alot of their holidays at the same time as the pagan holidays so that they could convert people slightly earier. Anyways, spring time is the time of fertility and the goddess of fertility was Eostre. She found a wounded bird in the forest one winter. To help it survive she turned it into a rabbit and it survives until spring time. As a token of it's appreciation, it would bring eggs to Eostre. This is why the easter bunny gives eggs.
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I once did a statistics project on paved and unpaved airport runways and carbon emissions in different countries.
I believer Togo had 7 airport runways, 2 of which were paved.
Canada had 503 paved airport runways..
In 2004 Greenland had a year round population of 55000 people
I believer Togo had 7 airport runways, 2 of which were paved.
Canada had 503 paved airport runways..
In 2004 Greenland had a year round population of 55000 people
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Quote by Jason9035Quote by rxtalesQuote by Catnip
A cat with a furries fetish... geez where is this world coming to...
and a spelling problem
rx...our resident spell catcher...remember chikin is spelled with an EN at the end...dummies
Is there a C somewhere in there?
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Quote by DurraschQuote by rxtalesQuote by Durrasch
Damn, I wanted to see what would happen if we kept quoting one another, piling quote box inside of quote box... heheheh... can I pile into your quote box, RX?
I love that North Korea is an island... and that there is no Africa.
You can pile into anything you want...
That's because they don't care about Africa except for when they use it for food, flowers...etc
slaves?
that falls under etc..
But they use it alot for flowers and food too. If it weren't for africa we wouldn't get alot of things year round.
