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does anyone know how to sound proof bedrooms?


Get a stereo that's louder than you are?

Make sure your neighbors are deaf?

Maybe these are just for me.

Ling


Thanks. Not my bedroom though. My parents

I find my ipod is very very useful
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ICSTM likes to dress up as dorothy from the wizard of oz
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I hate having a cold. I'm irritable, have a sore throat and hardly slept last night.

I hope it isn't swine flu


Feel better. Drink Lots of fluids!
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wouldn't it be great if all men were that excited though?
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Yup, and be good to your kids because they'll be taking care of you when you're old.


I say that to my parents all the time
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pot roast, carrots, celery, green beans, potatoes, onions .
all sitting in the crock pot all day roasting and simmering


can I join? My mum decided to cook dinner tonight. It was something that resembled stew and tasted like a heavy smoker
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Congratulations!!!!!!

I don't know how to answer your question though
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That would be an awesome (maybe slightly useless) super power to have
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I haven't seen you online in a while, but I told you I'd remember: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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Catnip, what is your av of? It looks like something out of a horror film...
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I see women re-adjust their bras all the time.



I do it all the time.
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I think we have a few strategical error Rocco.

Solution: I am going to build a bridge between Greenland and Togo.
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Rising inflation

Body mod pioneer Samppa Von Cyborg on how saline inflation works

The professional body piercer will use a saline bag, tube and needle. It works in a similar way to a hospital drip, so the bag needs to be raised above the body part picked for puffing.
* Body inflators never make their own saline solution and steer clear of tap water, due to the risk of infection.
* The needle is placed under the skin but not in a vein – or the build-up of pressure could mean exploding blood vessels all over the show.
* While it’s not that dangerous, some people who’ve done it regularly have found their skin has permanently explanded.
* The most interesting place to inflate is the forehead, as the taut skin means the effects are extremely obvious.
* Inflatees can prod the inflated lumps to make them look more interesting.


ahhhhh ewwww ohhh mmmmm
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Ok, rx has Togo and Greenland. Can I have Florida and France?


score
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Action: Jason Statham movies


Agreed.

Childrens: Ice Age
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Asi papi...si, mas, mas.....asi ayyy mas fuerte....asi papi asi....asi asi.....SI SI SI..........LOL!


There she goes again!! Im gonna need an audio demonstration on that on, please. smile
I dont remember Dora The Explorer teaching that line...


LMAO..

I similar things as the others, but I have learnt never to say anyones name during sex.

There was this one guy who told me several different names. First he was Alex and then he was Eric. So one time I said something along the lines of "Fuck me harder Jacob," Just decided to make up a name. Didn't go down to well.

Then there was the one time I the guy I was dating my ex's name during sex..
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Der Krieger und die Kaiserin --> The Warrior and The Princess
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Quote by Lisa
I'm with Cat, I think I'd rather just stay dead. Or maybe remain as a ghost and haunt people for eternity.


me too
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Quote by Boner196819
I want to rule the world but nobody will let me


I will if you give me Togo and Greenland
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I think if you add strip to the name of any board game it works out well
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She should have gone to this place I just saw in Manchester. There were two signs above a tattoo parlour, one said tattoos and piercings and then the one below it said tattoo removal.
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