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rxtales
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 35
0 miles · United Kingdom

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anybody want to cook me dinner? I can't go into my kitchen.
I deleted them, but I will send you one if I get another one.

Thanks
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My daddy has a “Heart Episode” last night; he’s doing fine now --- but is scheduled to go into surgery at 2:00pm today to have a Pacemaker put in…


I'm sending my luck to you and your family - hope everything goes well
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Orgy and you never invited me, Bike?


Hey Man if I new about sure thing I would have LOL


Pick me pick me!!

Can I come?
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Well tomorrow is the last nice day for the


Don't leave me hanging... the what?
Was Schatzi? Von Hinten Bitte..

(What dear? Doggie Style Please)
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They didn't take any panties... but they did find my (ahem) toys and placed them, not so discreetly in the center of my bed. They had ransacked everything else in the room, but those they placed strategically.

I actually think it was my ex-husband who did it (since everything that was stolen belonged to my bf) but there's no way to prove it.

And I haven't even heard from the detective yet.

As soon as I could, I changed all my passwords but there hasn't been any unknown activity on any of my accounts nor my cc's.

Thanks for the concern though. It's just more aggravating than anything.

Ling


Sorry to hear about all that.
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A gypsy by the name Isabellé
could only whistle William Tell
She became famous
met Tori Amos
Now she's singing Sinatra in Hell.


Loved it
HOD is the little monkey Donkey Kong always has with him
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It's so nice to know I was missed... Thanks guys (and gals).

Actually my computer (amongst other expensive things) was stolen recently and I just replaced it (temporarily). I'm waiting on the insurance check atm.

Ling


Out of your house? They didn't steal any underwear did they??

In case you haven't read it yet we were talking about this in a previous thread.

I am not a creepy perv
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High Heels..

Inside or Out


out

sex or peanut butter
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High Heels..

Inside or Out


out

almonds or cashews
I have gotten a few emails recently saying that I have a pm, but when I come on to check I can't see anything. So don't know if anyone has sent me anything or not...
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There once was a girl named Lil
Who took an Atomic Pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
Her tits on a hill in Brazil.


=d> Good one Rocco
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Boy, did I get the wrong idea with this post! "Do I like it if my man has or uses toys?" Hey, I figured it's a bit silly, but sure, I'll them them all about his Lego collection...WRONG TOYS!


LMAO...
It was hot here all day long. Then right before we were going to have dinner outside there was a thunderstorm. I can't even remember the last time we had a thunderstorm
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What is a cat?
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They are totally unpredictable.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They are moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.


cats = awesomeness therefore women = awesomeness