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rxtales
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Oh those things... I may or may not have stolen them to get you back for stealing my panties.

Stuart is one of those men that likes to steal women's underwear
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The story I just posted is a true story but I wrote it in the third person. The only embelishment I can think of is that I said something about tanned legs. I live in England and a highly doubt my legs were tanned, because they never are. But otherwise I think it is all true.
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Let's turn this around. If your hubby or boyfriend got breasts, would you play with them, ladies?


yeah for sure. I don't think I would be help it.
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Rx has a pet worm with a tattoo of Stuey.


His name is ricky.. That was the result of a drunken night out.

Ali has a crush on ricky
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umm... I didn't realize you were the cheshire cat..... I had fun last night, but um.... I think I need to go now....
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They should have made him into a really cute kitten or something. He looks like something from the power rangers movie


He reminds me of Gizmo.


Oh yeah, you're right about that.
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Can we collide with the Goddess and not the planet? Better yet, can we watch while the God Mars and the Goddess Venus collide and then roll around and collide some more? See, life is so much better with a dirty mind.


And a new story was born...
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They should have made him into a really cute kitten or something. He looks like something from the power rangers movie
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Lol..

But Marcos, you're missing a picture, you always put one with you jokes....
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They are now giving cycling lessons to kids on my street. What happened to putting your kids on a bike and telling them to pedal.. or maybe that is just what my parents did.
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You Are Fozzie Bear


"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but you always keep the jokes coming.
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Stuart was recently jailed after he was caught canoodling with a poodle
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Well, still being somewhat new to this board, I didn't know it had been discussed extensively, nor was I planning on discussing it. Simply mentioning a fact....yeesh! Y'all are tough on the new girls....


Nobody means to be tough, we're all joking
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Hasn't this been addressed about a zillion times before?

Rocco, I've told you a million times to not exaggerate.


I don't think he's exaggerating
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I saw a plate of alligator once and wondered if it would be good. Now I know.



alligator is actually really yummy.. just not canned
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