Damn, that is exactly what I was thinking about doing...
Damn, that is exactly what I was thinking about doing...
Cool Bananas
Silly Sausage
Anything with Courgettes, and no alcohol
Population 458 (or 485 can't remember) by Michael Perry
Ali is being held captive on the SS Lilypad
I agree, I think wednesday should be erased from our memories; it has an evil spelling and is just put in the middle to make the week feel extra long.
catnip is only going to eat asparagus for a year
Dear J,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it When I finally changed my underwear At the Elton John concert and I sat on my knee caps. I'm sure you're high enough to understand that I’m allergic to your ear. I'm returning the couch cushions. , but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Hate your cooking and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Please don’t hurt me,
Sarah
hmm.. This might actually work as a break up letter except I would have to change the cooking part, because it has just never happened
stuart was with me, he did as well
Ali prefers swallowing fire to knives
