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Quote by Catnip
Aww, Roc, if you don't know people personally you shouldn't say things like that.
Who's the one to the left?


lindsay lohan
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And the peaches are abnormally small... more like plums
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Don't you like me now that I'm green?


is he holding a box of condoms??


What, pirate froggies can't have safer sex?


no they can.. frogs creep me out a bit. Safe Sex = Less baby froggies!


Frogs aren't creepy. Toads are creepy. Frogs are just Kermitty.


I disagree all frogs except pirate frogs are creepy.
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Maybe the whole stork myth is known only in the U.S.


No I think it exists over here as well..
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Don't you like me now that I'm green?


is he holding a box of condoms??


What, pirate froggies can't have safer sex?


no they can.. frogs creep me out a bit. Safe Sex = Less baby froggies!
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Are they specially trained film squirrels?


Yes - and I believe they are union too


Squirrel Strike!!!!
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Don't you like me now that I'm green?


is he holding a box of condoms??
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Whups! Oh well. Hopefully I put a smile on someone's face.


it still put a smile on mine Rocco
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They'll get used to it with a few years of seasoning.

Interesting avatar RX, I like it.


Thankyou
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lol I liked them until I saw them in concert.. very very bad.
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Ali keeps goldfish those awesome shoes of her...


(really like ur new av ali)
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HoD... not even with someone else's dick. Sorry.


Lol.. that made me laugh
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If I were a carpenter... I think Dolly parton sings it with someone else
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Cyber wishes he could work at the shoe store so he could stare at beautiful women's feet all day
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:O What! Dear oh dear what has this world come to? I'd expect that from Cindy but not Barbie!


lol...
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okay I was thinking about the eggs. If they were not cooked then they would break. If they were cooked then they would just be smelly. So what is the point? yuck!!
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You can also get barbies where you can pierce their ears, and other parts of their body.. not right either
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