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Most men are a 0 or 6. Women are more prone towards 2-5.


I was talking to my boyfriend earlier and asked him if he would give a blowjob to safe my life. He said no... wrong answer
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Awwww I'm sorry sweetie.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FELIZ CUMPLEANOS!!!!



It's okay no one rembered though sad
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Blind if you feel like that you need to stay far away from me.....LOL!


Rx is it your b-day?


yup not a very interesting one though


Happy Birthday RX


thankyou
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Blind if you feel like that you need to stay far away from me.....LOL!


Rx is it your b-day?


yup not a very interesting one though
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Stuart put lego men in the dryer to see if they would get dizzy. He discovered that it also made them lose their clothes:

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I have a friend who saw a spider in my house like a year ago. She was over the other day and kept looks around. Finally I asked her what she was doing. She said she was looking for spider. Because the one she saw a year ago probably had friends. She then I saw a picture in my biology text book and flipped.

I happen to like spiders. When I was 5 I had a pet tarantula named harry that would sleep on my head.
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you'll also get glandular fever

Blindfolded should know though, he gave it to me first.
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My birthday present was that I got to unclog the drains! However I made it fun. Pour down a box of baking soda, then a bottle of vinegar.. BOOM! I was expecting a boom, instead I got a sizzle sizzle
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I'm afraid of mirrors. it's not a phobia i just get uncomfortable around them. A) look at me and b) in horror films people are standing by a mirror and either lean over and theres someone dead behind them, they turn into something dead, something dead pops out at them, or they lean down and when they come up something is behind them. I hate mirrors.


After I watched Candyman I hated mirrors, and they make me uncomfortable too.
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amador knows all about this because he is runs pet sidekick.
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Ok Girls (or gay men), I'm hijacking this thread:

WHO WOULD YOU RATHER: VIN DIESEL OR DANIEL CRAIG


ooh can I choose both? If not then Daniel Craig.

Who would you rather: Jason Statham, Pierce Brosnan, or Margaret Thatcher?
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At the moment, we all come from Quebec apparently, which as great as it may be, isn't what we really want to see


My profile also says my intrests are hockey, women and shooting pool. It took me a few minutes to figure out that those aren't actually my interests.


So you were morphed into an even more perfect woman... I hadn't thought you could possibly get any more attractive than you already were, RX, but there you go.


ooh so this 'wigging out' is improving my personality?
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