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Over 90 days ago
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I was wondering what people's unusual (or usual) fears are. I have seen a lot of posts about scary clowns recently.
I have a fear of there being worms in body (tape worms, neurocysticercosis...etc). I know it sounds weird but I was looking at my blood under a microscope a year or so ago and there were a group of blood cells grouped together that made them look like worms, and I freaked out. However it can't be too weird because there is actually a name for it:
Helminthophobia --> www.phobialist.com
However there is also a fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth (Arachibutyrophobia) and Genuphobia (fear of knees)
I have a fear of there being worms in body (tape worms, neurocysticercosis...etc). I know it sounds weird but I was looking at my blood under a microscope a year or so ago and there were a group of blood cells grouped together that made them look like worms, and I freaked out. However it can't be too weird because there is actually a name for it:
Helminthophobia --> www.phobialist.com
However there is also a fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth (Arachibutyrophobia) and Genuphobia (fear of knees)
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At the moment, we all come from Quebec apparently, which as great as it may be, isn't what we really want to see
My profile also says my intrests are hockey, women and shooting pool. It took me a few minutes to figure out that those aren't actually my interests.
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Example: I have a friend who just confided in me that her husband is obsessed with her arm pits and gets off by kissing them and actually likes to put his penis in that area and has a very powerful orgasm from it.
If you were to replace the word arm pits with the word cheeks, that is how my boyfriend is with me. I am not sure I like it very much.
Face cheeks or the other kind?
lol... face cheeks
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A few of these gave me a laugh:
I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs.
I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability.
I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice.
I'm a class act and do not come cheap.
I intentionally omitted my salary history. I've made money and lost money. I've been rich and I've been poor. I prefer being rich.
Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job.
Number of dependents: 40. Marital Status: Often. Children: Various.
Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.
Responsibility makes me nervous.
They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions.
Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches.
I was working for my mom until she decided to move.
The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous employers.
While I am open to the initial nature of an assignment, I am decidedly disposed that it be so oriented as to at least partially incorporate the experience enjoyed heretofore and that it be configured so as to ultimately lead to the application of more rarefied facets of financial management as the major sphere of responsibility.
I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award.
Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job.
My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.
I procrastinate - especially when the task is unpleasant.
Physical disabilities: Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep.
Personal interests: Donating blood. 14 gallons so far.
Typos:
Education: College, August 1880-May 1984.
Work Experience: Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse.
Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget. I'm a rabid typist.
Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.
I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs.
I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability.
I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice.
I'm a class act and do not come cheap.
I intentionally omitted my salary history. I've made money and lost money. I've been rich and I've been poor. I prefer being rich.
Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job.
Number of dependents: 40. Marital Status: Often. Children: Various.
Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.
Responsibility makes me nervous.
They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions.
Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches.
I was working for my mom until she decided to move.
The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous employers.
While I am open to the initial nature of an assignment, I am decidedly disposed that it be so oriented as to at least partially incorporate the experience enjoyed heretofore and that it be configured so as to ultimately lead to the application of more rarefied facets of financial management as the major sphere of responsibility.
I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award.
Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job.
My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.
I procrastinate - especially when the task is unpleasant.
Physical disabilities: Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep.
Personal interests: Donating blood. 14 gallons so far.
Typos:
Education: College, August 1880-May 1984.
Work Experience: Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse.
Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget. I'm a rabid typist.
Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28679588/
This is an article about how teenaged girls sexted their boyfriends. They are being charged with manafacturing and possesing child pornography. If found guilty they may have to be registered as sex offenders for ten years
This is an article about how teenaged girls sexted their boyfriends. They are being charged with manafacturing and possesing child pornography. If found guilty they may have to be registered as sex offenders for ten years
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Example: I have a friend who just confided in me that her husband is obsessed with her arm pits and gets off by kissing them and actually likes to put his penis in that area and has a very powerful orgasm from it.
If you were to replace the word arm pits with the word cheeks, that is how my boyfriend is with me. I am not sure I like it very much.
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stuart really doesn't speak english. He types what he wants to post into freetranslation.com
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
You should instead point the remote control at your forehead so the signal thingy (or whatever it is) will bounce off your forehead and will then turn on the tv. Alternatively use a wall.
