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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 35
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Quote by AppleOfYourEye
RX what kind of diet do you have due to your allergies?
Well I am allergic to wheat, gluten, dairy, goats milk, sesame, nuts, potatoes, eggs (this is not very bad so I eat them sometimes), and a few other things. I have a glucose intolerancy which means no fruit, white rice..etc. I can't digest anything with much of a fat content, can't have any meat. I can have chicken very very occasionaly. I also can't eat acidic foods due to ulcers - tomatoes are the worst.
So basically I eat brown rice, lentils, chickpeas, vegetables, fish, soup, soy milk... stuff like that.
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Quote by DurraschQuote by rxtalesQuote by Loislane
I let and ex video me from his mobile while I was on top of him having sex...I never knew if the clip was on a sex site somewhere or being passed around to all his friends...scary...never again
not knowing is better. When I broke up with my ex he put 3 videos of us up on the net and emailed it to all his friends and me as well.
Any chance we can get the link to that?
I am hoping they are buried deep deep deep in interweb space..
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Quote by Loislane
I let and ex video me from his mobile while I was on top of him having sex...I never knew if the clip was on a sex site somewhere or being passed around to all his friends...scary...never again
not knowing is better. When I broke up with my ex he put 3 videos of us up on the net and emailed it to all his friends and me as well.
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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
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Quote by Jason_NYC
"Brown-Eyed Girl" -- Van Morrison
Down in the hollow, playing a new game
I am a bit confused, so if it is okay I am going to answer Durrasch's question. And if not I'm sorry.
A: Ich Bin by Vicky Leandros
(Ich bin is I am in German)
Q: When is you're birthday?
