Nope, I'm a happy (most of the time) being a short ass.
Are you male or female? - Female
How old are you? - 23
How many times a week do you masturbate? 3 to 7
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? 1-2 normally
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? Yes
Outdoors? No
At work? No
Every room in the house? No
In a car while traveling... ? No
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes
A friend? Yes
A friend's spouse? No
A stranger? Yes
A student? No
A member of the same sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes, most often
Standing? Yes
Kneeling? Yes
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? No
How do you play:
With left hand? Rarely
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? almost always
With water from bath? shower head
Written erotica? sometimes
Pictures? sometimes
Movie clips online? No
Videos? No
Something on TV? No
What is your favorite porn: I don't really watch porn
Straight sex between man and woman? rarely
Gay or lesbian sex? rarely
Group sex or orgies? No
Blow jobs/oral sex? rarely
Cumshots? No
Anal? rarely
Interracial? rarely
Age play? No
S&M? No
Role playing? No
Kinky? No
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? Yea
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Yea
Masturbated in a group? Sort of
Masturbated for a photo? No
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? Yes
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes.
Insert something or play with your ass? Yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? rarely
Use pain as a method of playing? Light stuff sometimes
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? 4 days ago
Are you wet or hard now? Yes, but I not the fun version of wet
Are you going to masturbate now? Nope
Are you a masturbation addict? Nope more of a sex addict
What is the most you have played in one day? 6 times
Yep. It's great for headaches and insomnia
Ohh that's hard I guess number 1.
1. I have 21 piercings
2. I have peanut butter shipped over from America once a month. (I'm in the UK)
3. I'm a natural redhead
4. I got married at 21 while heavily pregnant
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