The A team... in my pants
You fucking little prick… wait sorry you’re macho and tall so MASSIVE prick!
I’m the expert, you are the wannabe. It’s not an overinflated ego of an opinion, it’s a fact. You knocked me down to many times. I tried to stay professional but when you bad mouth me and snigger during my presentation with your little bimbo of an assistant. Of course I’m going to defend myself.
You claim, I have no experience, I don’t hold a complete degree and only have theorical knowledge. And even worse I’m relative to the managing director… which you know is obviously why I got the job. Bullshit you petty little cunt.
I didn’t get the job from my contacts in the company. They went to the industry leading specialist, and only when he said it wasn’t his sector of the industry he worked in. HE put my name forward as a consultant; I didn’t even have any plans to work. No special favours got me here. I even use my maiden name to stop that happening you little twod.
I agree I don’t hold a Ba Hons degree like you. Why? Because I haven’t finished my final year so I have a lesser degree, which I got a first for while pregnant TWICE and holding down full time job and raising my daughter! But you can bet your ass I’m going to finish that degree.
Ooh yes it’s not from the most ass-licking goody-two-shoes university in the country. But then I didn’t have mummy and daddy buy me a place there. No I went to the university which is the leading academic school for our industry. Ooh you didn’t want to go there, to common. I mean seriously WHAT THE FUCK!
Face facts you are a dickhead. We work in a CUSUMER industry where CLIENTS aren’t buying a physical product but us as people. If anyone ever asked me who to go to for this sector of the industry, I would never ever say your name. I’m fucking amazed you have lasted this long.
You opinion on my style of dress, my lifestyle and my family are none of your fucking business.
I wear nice clothes, I’m a professional just because I’m a mother does not mean that I can’t wear nice professional dresses and show a little (and I mean little) cleavage. I did not look like a slag or bimbo in the slightest. Believe me if I had my husband would have been happy to tell me. Ooh I wasn’t wearing plain black kitten heeled court shoes but navy blue sky-high heels. I’m sorry I didn’t realise I had to dress like a nun to be taken seriously. I have had numerous meetings with your boss and his boss wearing more relaxed clothes, they don’t have a problem with it, what right do you? I don’t work for you. Get that straight you can’t tell me I’m not allowed in the office like it. If anything buster I’m more senior that you.
My place is at home. Really look outside and get with the times. This is not the 50s, a woman has a mind I’m more than fucking happy to use it. It will show the whole of your little team the way you view your mostly female staff.
No experience. I was there focusing on charity and sports before you had your first wet dream. No experience, I worked for the last 10 years finding out the details through small industry functions. What were you doing at that age?
I stole your consulting job last summer. Well I’m sorry that the O organisers decided to come to me a few weeks after my graduation, when I was heavily pregnant with twins over your bland ass. Does that show you something. I got my reputation for a reason; I keep my reputation even now when I’m only doing the odd consultation, because I’m good at my job.
I’m not a know nothing woman. I’ve worked hard. I’m am consulting on your department and the way you run things because you fucked up. They want someone with fresh views but also the knowledge to back it up. You wouldn’t know creativity if it bit you on the ass. Don’t forget I’ve had 2 months to go over your portfolio, in detail. Anything ever look samey to you? Because you use the same thing on every client, no matter what they ask for. You make it fit the easy and safe way that you know. Fact, you are losing the company clients. I know this, I’ve been over the figures and analysed the company. Yes I got some of them figures from my husband, who is also a consultant for the company but, it was at their request.
Ooh my husband is in the room. Did he back me up, did he say two words to me that gave away his status in my life. He even disagreed with me on one point. Did he say fuck all to you when you started verbally degrading me. No. So leave him out of it. He has his job and I have mine. Our private lives weren’t brought into that room until you did it.
And by the way, if you are going to Google me to try and degrade me, at least do it on my professional life. You looked shallow and an idiot when you didn’t know my previous experience only my marital status and university.
But one last thing you little mole. I’m there to save your job. I said you did have the fucking potential to be good at your job if you explored more areas. You are skilled but your personality fucked you up completely. If they where to ask me again if I think you are good. MY only reply to them would be. I know why he is losing clients.
You can bet your life that our first one on one meeting will be interesting. But you talk down to me like I’m a stupid airhead little girl, I will refuse to work with you.
In my sexuality I'm a 2 but in terms of a relationship I'm a 0 but it all depends who you are with.
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