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scarlet
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 35
0 miles · United Kingdom

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Ok first time in the cage.... But

What the hell makes you think you even have the right to lecture about the "fact" I cyber too much?
Are you my husband? Are you my SO/lover? Do I cyber with you? Are we even that good a friends?
NO, NO, NO and again NO.

So how about you take your "I've seen you cybering with 5 people today alone" and shove it where the sun doesn't shine!!

And as an added bonus it would be nice that when you go along your list of who I've been getting sweaty with, that you check to see if they have even been on lush for the last 3 days!! Fucking Moron!!

I mean serious 5 people... I'd have to be bloody Wonderwomen! Even without the fact that I'm 4 frigging months pregnant with twins no less, while looking after a 19 month old who gives hyper a whole new meaning. But I have a life!! I was only on for a few mins during today and as soon as I actually came on I've fucked 5 people... WOW I am fucking talented! Fuck giving it away for free I could go sell it, if i'm good enough to get 5 people going in about ummmm 4 minutes. Holy shit, just think of them profits.

Just as an interesting fact I havent cybered (unless you mean my skyping with my husband while he is away) for over a bloody week.. Put that in your jealous ass and bloody smoke it

p.s. You arent a good stalker but feck off and get a life!!
"You walk in here like your Bertie big bullocks, when actually your Timmy tiny testies"

But I can't remember who said it
my dog trying to steal my warmth beside me and doing funny sighs at me when I move away slightly
Buy.... welll because I can... but sell the tape before he can get it and have fun down the beach together... sunblock massages....
Buy and set up a video camera for her and Mister Loverman... before running off to the beach and watching the tape later
I wouldnt mind one of them foot rubs myself.... but I really need a few more hours sleep
Buy her and finally pay Angie back for buying someone for me!!!! ANGIE I have a present for you!!!!