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scarletblue
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 50
0 miles · Scotland
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Quote by AlgolQuote by scarletblueQuote by Hollywood3
Found these too
I was looking for those ...
Oh Mylove ...
I'm ready Baby... take me I'm yours
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Quote by Hollywood3
Found these too
I was looking for those ...
Oh Mylove ...
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we were just having a cup of AL's Special Blend Ms Holly 
Darling ...
Darling ...
...
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Sweetheart ....The nights still young 
Thank you Kindly Ms Holly !
Thank you Kindly Ms Holly !
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Thank You Ms Holly MUAH !!
can I get a glass of ice water please
can I get a glass of ice water please
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Good evening 
Ms Holly good to see you
Mylove
tight hugs :)
I missed you !
Ms Holly good to see you
Mylove
tight hugs :)I missed you !
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RETIREMENT PLAN
_________________
As a result of automation as well as declining workload,
Management must of necessity take steps to reduce our work
force. A reduction in force plan has been developed which
appears the most equitable under the circumstances.
Under the plan, older employees, will be placed on early
retirement, thus permitting the retention of employees who
represent the future of the company.
Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of
the current fiscal year via early retirement will be placed into
effect immediately. The program shall be known as (Retire Aged Personnel Early).
Employees who are will be given an opportunity to seek
other jobs within the company, provided that while they are being
they request a review of their employment status before actual
retirement takes place. This phase of the operation is called
SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers).
All employees who have been and SCREWED may also apply for
a final review. This will be known as SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination).
Program policy dictates that employees may be once and
SCREWED twice, but may get the SHAFT as many times as the company
deems appropriate.
Good Luck.
.
_________________
As a result of automation as well as declining workload,
Management must of necessity take steps to reduce our work
force. A reduction in force plan has been developed which
appears the most equitable under the circumstances.
Under the plan, older employees, will be placed on early
retirement, thus permitting the retention of employees who
represent the future of the company.
Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of
the current fiscal year via early retirement will be placed into
effect immediately. The program shall be known as (Retire Aged Personnel Early).
Employees who are will be given an opportunity to seek
other jobs within the company, provided that while they are being
they request a review of their employment status before actual
retirement takes place. This phase of the operation is called
SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers).
All employees who have been and SCREWED may also apply for
a final review. This will be known as SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination).
Program policy dictates that employees may be once and
SCREWED twice, but may get the SHAFT as many times as the company
deems appropriate.
Good Luck.
.
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Dear Tech Support, **Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. **In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV.......... Conversation no longer runs, and House cleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail. ** **What can I do? ** **Signed, Desperate ** ***
Dear Desperate, ** **First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You LovedMe.html' and try to download Tears. **Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. ** **Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband. ** **In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie .. **Good Luck,**Tech Support
Dear Desperate, ** **First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You LovedMe.html' and try to download Tears. **Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. ** **Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband. ** **In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie .. **Good Luck,**Tech Support
