Quote by Southern_Sass
Hey Scoochie
Where ya been hidin?
Out behind your campsite, towards the river sass.
I was using Poison Ivy for camelflage though
I did see you and your peeps had a good time by all.
Awesome
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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Buz
I hate it when girls just talk to my penis. I mean, I am a lot more than just a penis.
What is really scary though, is when my penis starts talking back to them and quoting Friedrich Nietzsche.
"All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Thanks for the warning Buz.
I'll try an be a little more careful in IM'ing you from now on
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
(reads, then re-reads Scooter's post -- shakes head in amazement that he could recall all those names -- admires his thought re: the Martini-Man -- and pours a second shot of brandy into his coffee)
Greetings, Lush loungers. The Caffine Fairy must not be unionized 'cause she made another delivery this morning. Wonder how much it'd cost to keep her between Busty and the coffee pot on a regular b
Hope y'all have a great three-day weekend.
You dint even see what I wrote, did ya Rump
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Good morning Rump, Busty, chef, miss sassy pants, Lady S, bat, sugarbabe, buz, WMM, TopThis, vanessahearts, mazza, nicola and gav.
Coma, Tose, leggy, Terrance (lucky little spider anyways) and all the rest of you beautiful people's.
WellMadeMale, you sure you never worked for WMMS, home of the Buzzard, back in the 70's?
Both your call letters are extremely similar.
Rump, you should tell Dirty Martini a dirty joke while he sips his dirty Martini from a dirty Dirty Martini glass, all the while having dirty thoughts on his dirty little mind.
I wouldn't accept his money anyways Rump, It's probably not been laundered yet.
That's all the dirt I got!
Have a fantastic week end.
Coma, Tose, leggy, Terrance (lucky little spider anyways) and all the rest of you beautiful people's.
WellMadeMale, you sure you never worked for WMMS, home of the Buzzard, back in the 70's?
Both your call letters are extremely similar.
Rump, you should tell Dirty Martini a dirty joke while he sips his dirty Martini from a dirty Dirty Martini glass, all the while having dirty thoughts on his dirty little mind.
I wouldn't accept his money anyways Rump, It's probably not been laundered yet.
That's all the dirt I got!
Have a fantastic week end.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Gave it a try, but the mirror in our bedroom kept fogging up.
Oh, you mean with another guy.
Never mind. ;)
I know what you mean Rump.
After breaking the last couple of mirrors I had installed in the bedroom
(not sure if it was from going crazy, or if it was the witch's effect)
The glass doctor suggested; no more mirrors in the bedroom you two, or three
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Good morning all you Rump regulars,,,
(some how, that sounds a bit sexuall!)
It's good to be home and back in control of what time I eat, breath and sleep.
In honor of chefkathleen, gimme a bakers dozen of them "Blatz" beers Rump,
and in honor of LadyS, chill out a nother dozen.
Then in honor of sassy, bring in another case, just in case I make it that far.
Now in honor of bat and sugarbabe,,, maybe you better place a new order Rump
There are two kinds of people in the world chef.
The kind with long hair, and the kind with sharp looking Marine cuts.
The kind in between are kinda like putting sails on a submarine.
Here's a pic. of me back in the good ole days,,,(:
Oh, and my cousin Itt too.
(some how, that sounds a bit sexuall!)
It's good to be home and back in control of what time I eat, breath and sleep.
In honor of chefkathleen, gimme a bakers dozen of them "Blatz" beers Rump,
and in honor of LadyS, chill out a nother dozen.
Then in honor of sassy, bring in another case, just in case I make it that far.
Now in honor of bat and sugarbabe,,, maybe you better place a new order Rump
There are two kinds of people in the world chef.
The kind with long hair, and the kind with sharp looking Marine cuts.
The kind in between are kinda like putting sails on a submarine.
Here's a pic. of me back in the good ole days,,,(:
Oh, and my cousin Itt too.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Come gather round people, wherever you roam, and admit that the beer here is nothing but foam. No, wait a minute. Sorry about that. Wrong prayer book.
Be that as it may, it is time for all good, bad, and ugly Lushers to congregate here in the sanctuary of the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers.
Dearly beloved, while Chef, BAT, and Sugar of our choir, The Amazing Graces, bring new enthusiasm to uplifting psalms with their pure, high voices and impure, even higher hems on those new micro mini choir robes , let us lift our thoughts to even higher flights, nobler deeds and prayers that Brother Scooter will make it down from that roof without getting killed or caught in a down spout.
Can I have a big, Amen?
The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin
LOL rumpster,,
caught in a 4" down spout?
I'm at least 12"'s
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Thanks for the Rode hard n put up wet wisky Revern.
That oughtta wet my wistle
, if ya know what I mean~
Good morning to all that live this side of the world where morning would be,
and good evening to those who don't.
What'd we do,, have a concert around here? I always miss the good stuff.
I guess Matt Missy never posted any of his world famous music on u tube.
I couldn't find any either bat.
You seem to have a love- hate thing for this mysterious guest guy bat.
I always wonderd who "they" is
I think guest is they, or them, or somebody.
Ask them to be your friend once bat.
Well, I haveta go put shingles on my sons house now
It should prove to be one hell of a party. Your all invited
That oughtta wet my wistle
, if ya know what I mean~Good morning to all that live this side of the world where morning would be,
and good evening to those who don't.
What'd we do,, have a concert around here? I always miss the good stuff.
I guess Matt Missy never posted any of his world famous music on u tube.
I couldn't find any either bat.
You seem to have a love- hate thing for this mysterious guest guy bat.
I always wonderd who "they" is
I think guest is they, or them, or somebody.
Ask them to be your friend once bat.
Well, I haveta go put shingles on my sons house now
It should prove to be one hell of a party. Your all invited
