Amen Mr Rumpster,
Did ya check out those two nice little braille buttons Rump,
right there in the center of each side!
I'd say those two single braille buttons speak mountains of worldly words.
I always hold on to my hat when bat and sugarbabe are around chef.
My wallet and my jukebox quarters too..
Well, time for another week. I hope this heat subsides.
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scooter
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Good morning fellow brothers and sisters,
sister, you bring a whole new meaning to the term sisters.
Did you keep Rump out late hot tubing again chef?
He mentioned something about the bigger the pile of BS the better,
so here I am
It's been a rough week in the trench's, but worse than that, Lebron pulled another victory from his ass the other night, then the whole team teamed up to get the job done last night.
The chosen one man team actually got help from his team mates
Too bad Lebron don't play football, cause I'd come outta retirement, just to have a crack at him
(defensively of course).
Where in the heck is Algol, we need somebody to talk golf with. I hate basketball,
my two goofy brothers played that silly game.
Boys play basketball,
Girls play vollyball,
Men wrestle..
sister, you bring a whole new meaning to the term sisters.
Did you keep Rump out late hot tubing again chef?
He mentioned something about the bigger the pile of BS the better,
so here I am
It's been a rough week in the trench's, but worse than that, Lebron pulled another victory from his ass the other night, then the whole team teamed up to get the job done last night.
The chosen one man team actually got help from his team mates
Too bad Lebron don't play football, cause I'd come outta retirement, just to have a crack at him
(defensively of course).
Where in the heck is Algol, we need somebody to talk golf with. I hate basketball,
my two goofy brothers played that silly game.
Boys play basketball,
Girls play vollyball,
Men wrestle..
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Quote by DirtyMartini
Good Afternoon Lush-type People...nice to see everyone here holding up the bar...it's always an impressive site, I must say...
Hey Scooter, did I hear you say something about you were thinking? I'm sure you must of said you were drinking, but you must have been slurring your words so bad it sounded like you said you were thinking...
Damn, we try not to let anything like thinking happen in this place...it would ruin our reputation...
More drinking, less thinking I always say...speaking of drinking, what we have here that's reasonably priced, won't choke a horse, and probably won't remove what's left of the varnish on the bar should it accidentally spill? Anything? And don't bring out that box of kosher wine again Reverend that you have under the bar from last year...
Pour me a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser...and a side of bourbon...that should do the trick for now...
See Elaine, you said I disappeared, well I found my way back...after these drinks I might not find my way home, but no matter...hey Miss Bat, put another nickel in the juke box and give it a good swift kick, it should start playing...
Nice to see ya'll...Holly, Chef, Sharon and Sugar-B...
Cheers,
Alan.
Oh no, here we go, back in debt again Rump,,, Alans back~
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Quote by chefkathleen
Scootie Scoot, I have a feeling we'd all be friends in real life. Cheers man.
I'm off to hunt Holly's story.
I thought this was real life chefK.
I guess thats what I get for thinking. (It is a nice thought though)
Better gimmie three bat-outta-hells Rumpster.
The last thing I need in the morning, is after thoughts,,,,
Well, time to make the doughnut holes
scoot
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Hey Rumple,
If I had a coffee fairy and a busty (not to mention a leggy)
I'd be springing out a bed early my own self
I never heard Jacks comment (yet) as I've never been one to watch speeches and awards ceremonies.
I know the shot though, as if I made that shot myself.
The trouble is; your not supposed to hit an approach shot on a par three.
Don't get me wrong though, I've hit as many as 6 approach shots on par threes before,
then there was the time I hit 7 just for good measure.
Speaking of springing outta bed, you look like you just got up too sugarbabe
I'd ask "whats cooking today", but I had my breakfast hours ago.
Your right about Tigers demeanor when he's frustrated, but if Jack thinks so much of him,
not to mention Arnold Palmer, he is one hell of a golfer.
I see sisters from the phrase; "greetings brothers and sisters" is back in the house.
If your in need of another brother, I'm not doing anything
I'm proof positive of the fact Holly wrote and submitted an awesome piece about spiders and strong, sexy football players. I think Terrance was her inspiration. ( Lucky little spider anyways)
Algol, has been AWOL before due to his golf habit, but not for this long.
I think Tiger hired him for a coach.
chefkathleen, I never did play the white balls yesterday. I was too busy taking lessons on TV.
But thanks for the idea for later today, dear red headed moderator.
Lady S must be helping Algol help Tiger.
Who knows what Alan's (DirtyMartini) into.
I love all you guys man. (even bat and FtLongMale)
scooter...
If I had a coffee fairy and a busty (not to mention a leggy)
I'd be springing out a bed early my own self
I never heard Jacks comment (yet) as I've never been one to watch speeches and awards ceremonies.
I know the shot though, as if I made that shot myself.
The trouble is; your not supposed to hit an approach shot on a par three.
Don't get me wrong though, I've hit as many as 6 approach shots on par threes before,
then there was the time I hit 7 just for good measure.
Speaking of springing outta bed, you look like you just got up too sugarbabe
I'd ask "whats cooking today", but I had my breakfast hours ago.
Your right about Tigers demeanor when he's frustrated, but if Jack thinks so much of him,
not to mention Arnold Palmer, he is one hell of a golfer.
I see sisters from the phrase; "greetings brothers and sisters" is back in the house.
If your in need of another brother, I'm not doing anything
I'm proof positive of the fact Holly wrote and submitted an awesome piece about spiders and strong, sexy football players. I think Terrance was her inspiration. ( Lucky little spider anyways)
Algol, has been AWOL before due to his golf habit, but not for this long.
I think Tiger hired him for a coach.
chefkathleen, I never did play the white balls yesterday. I was too busy taking lessons on TV.
But thanks for the idea for later today, dear red headed moderator.
Lady S must be helping Algol help Tiger.
Who knows what Alan's (DirtyMartini) into.
I love all you guys man. (even bat and FtLongMale)
scooter...
Bravo
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Good morning Rump n chef and all those that have ear plugs stuck in their ears.
Your all gonna have to type in capital letters for the next few days so as I can hear you.
I feel like I just got back from the Jamboree.
FtLMale, you should of been a disc jockey, and bat you could of been a sound mixer, or something.
I'd love a night cap Rump, but morning has spoken.
How about a cup of coffee, black, no sweet stuff either
And a news paper.
chef, your man Jack sure does know how to throw a golf tournament, and I mean that in a good way.
The lead changes through out the last day had my head spinning, kinda like all the music here yesterday.
I'm thinking; we could dump the old cd case's, buy a few blanks and re-insert the cd's into them
and have a two for one music sail.
Or possibly, go out back, like in Australia, and play frisbee golf with all those CD's.
Anyways, I'm gonna be up to something today, I'm just not sure what yet
scooter
Your all gonna have to type in capital letters for the next few days so as I can hear you.
I feel like I just got back from the Jamboree.
FtLMale, you should of been a disc jockey, and bat you could of been a sound mixer, or something.
I'd love a night cap Rump, but morning has spoken.
How about a cup of coffee, black, no sweet stuff either
And a news paper.
chef, your man Jack sure does know how to throw a golf tournament, and I mean that in a good way.
The lead changes through out the last day had my head spinning, kinda like all the music here yesterday.
I'm thinking; we could dump the old cd case's, buy a few blanks and re-insert the cd's into them
and have a two for one music sail.
Or possibly, go out back, like in Australia, and play frisbee golf with all those CD's.
Anyways, I'm gonna be up to something today, I'm just not sure what yet
scooter
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Oh gather round sisters and brothers of the house of the burning bush, flying black sheep and discount lickers.
The only bar in town where they promote; poker in the front and liquor in the rear.
Apparently Reverend Rumple is still soggy from hot tubing last evening, so I thought I'd have a shot..(: or two.
If Baskin Robins had more than 34 flavors, It would be just fine by me. And if frogs had wings,
Freddie's frog legs would be more of a delicacy.
If it weren't for a few fine folks from Australia, Texas, Florida, Ohio, West Virginia, Michigan, Chicago, New Jersey, and Lord knows where else,, where would we all be!
Now what about a big Amen for all of us,,,
wanna-B-revern scooter
The only bar in town where they promote; poker in the front and liquor in the rear.
Apparently Reverend Rumple is still soggy from hot tubing last evening, so I thought I'd have a shot..(: or two.
If Baskin Robins had more than 34 flavors, It would be just fine by me. And if frogs had wings,
Freddie's frog legs would be more of a delicacy.
If it weren't for a few fine folks from Australia, Texas, Florida, Ohio, West Virginia, Michigan, Chicago, New Jersey, and Lord knows where else,, where would we all be!
Now what about a big Amen for all of us,,,
wanna-B-revern scooter
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Good morning SISTERS and brothers and the rest of you black sheeps from around the world.
The skys have cleared, so the greens should prove to be quite slippery today.
One little miss hit ball and even the pro's will look silly as scooter out trying to golf today.
I stumbled in on a music fest last evening, uttered a few words, and decided to sit back an enjoy.
I'm not even sure who drove me home last night?
The skys have cleared, so the greens should prove to be quite slippery today.
One little miss hit ball and even the pro's will look silly as scooter out trying to golf today.
I stumbled in on a music fest last evening, uttered a few words, and decided to sit back an enjoy.
I'm not even sure who drove me home last night?
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Quote by chefkathleen
That time of the year again huh? I used to live not far from there at one time. Jack wasn't too far from where we were as a matter of fact. Laughed when I saw they renamed the freeway for him.
Top of the morning to you chef K.
I've dedicated my weekend to this tournament, for the last several years actually.
You didn't ever see Jack on campus when you were a young gal ( 18 - 22 ) did you!
Which highway are you speaking of?
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Good morning fellow fellows and fellow-etts,
Rump, my eyes used to get big as softballs every time I saw Loni Anderson,
course, that was back before Burt Reynolds got hold of her.
Bat, you've got your choice of a cold beer or a gold star for your efforts.
Keep in mind though; you can't eat or drink the gold star..
I haven't heard from Nic. Rump. Why, what'd he do now?
Rump, my eyes used to get big as softballs every time I saw Loni Anderson,
course, that was back before Burt Reynolds got hold of her.
Bat, you've got your choice of a cold beer or a gold star for your efforts.
Keep in mind though; you can't eat or drink the gold star..
I haven't heard from Nic. Rump. Why, what'd he do now?
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Good point Rump,
Think I'll just let Terrence be. I really don't think it's steroids anyways.
It's probably all the protein he gets from the hot nut dispenser.
Hey ya bat,
Whats shakin, besides Mother Nature and her fiery of fresh water she's dumped on the Memorial Golf Tourny down in Dublin OH.
She must not be too pissed off at Tiger Woods, he's leading after the second day.
Hey at least it's not raining sheep
Think I'll just let Terrence be. I really don't think it's steroids anyways.
It's probably all the protein he gets from the hot nut dispenser.
Hey ya bat,
Whats shakin, besides Mother Nature and her fiery of fresh water she's dumped on the Memorial Golf Tourny down in Dublin OH.
She must not be too pissed off at Tiger Woods, he's leading after the second day.
Hey at least it's not raining sheep
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Hey, morning Rump.
Afternoon I guess would be more to the point. Rough night out in the tsunami hot tub last night, Huh!
I'm not saying anything bad about Terrence, I heard that little bugger can walk on water
with all eight of his furry little legs.
With four rudders on each side, I heard he can beat Micheal Phelps these days.
I think we should test him for steroids
Afternoon I guess would be more to the point. Rough night out in the tsunami hot tub last night, Huh!
I'm not saying anything bad about Terrence, I heard that little bugger can walk on water
with all eight of his furry little legs.
With four rudders on each side, I heard he can beat Micheal Phelps these days.
I think we should test him for steroids
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Good morning chef, those are some fine looking Churros you have there.
I used to make those with my play~dough machine I got for Christmas a few years ago.
I heard you mention splashing around Rumpsters Dumpster/ home made swimming pool last night,
with all the legs and limbs you had, in your Emerald bikini!
That got me so excited I went to the 2012 Emerald Cup Bikini contest in Bellevue Washington
last night and snapped a few pics of my own.
Just got home actually.
Oh damned, the site won't let me steal the danged pics
They were some real doosy's too
I used to make those with my play~dough machine I got for Christmas a few years ago.
I heard you mention splashing around Rumpsters Dumpster/ home made swimming pool last night,
with all the legs and limbs you had, in your Emerald bikini!
That got me so excited I went to the 2012 Emerald Cup Bikini contest in Bellevue Washington
last night and snapped a few pics of my own.
Just got home actually.
Oh damned, the site won't let me steal the danged pics
They were some real doosy's too
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Quote by DirtyMartini
Good Afternoon Lushketeers...nice to see everyone here, glad you filled up the dumpster pool, though with what I'm not quite sure...
Hey Scooter, that poison ivy...is that the same stuff you were bagging up and selling to the other campers? Damn, smoking that shit gave me a headache...
In the meantime, pass the drink...
Cheers,
Alan.
No DM,
That was the other, other stuff
