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Quote by seeker4
Well blow me down. The chef has a great idea.


LOL,
well shiver me timbers, give me about nine of them before DirtyMartini gets here

I definately like the idea of free drinks for the house, on the house, or what ever way they get here.
shoot, give me a one for two special for all I care, it's almost Friday!

Thanks chef,,
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Quote by chefkathleen


Man that could go in so many directions. Fish is good for brain food and foretelling. Punxsutawney Phil is a prognosticator and he's a ground hog. Humm. A drink that smells like fish and looks like a ground hog?


LOL,,
I think chef deserves a free drink for that concoction
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Quote by SexOnWheels
Ok, looks like I need one more post before I can post a pic up in a forum, so I'll shoot one off about my day.




Damned these 20 verbal post needed to post a pic.
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January 15 2013 skeptically

I'm pretty sure that prize money will already spent by the time my date rolls along.
It's how you play the game though
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Quote by cprivate
So if everyone does it why is it us men get crapped on...
I did once have a girlfriend who pointed out the hot girls I would otherwise have missed. I really liked that. Katy you were the best... And yes the sex was off the scale as well. Pity you took that job and left Africa.


I'd jump a plane and follow that gal private.
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Morning once again Rumple,

I would of been here earlier, but I was busy trying to make one of those prognostications.
What kind of alcohol do ya put in them things

I'm putting all my Loonies on the Tigers.
Detroit in six Games.
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Hey DB, welcome friend.

I also agree with CB and also RF (RumpleForeskin)
I especially like the line; "This isn't beat the clock" so slow down and sell no wine before it's time.
That goes for meeting a few of the fine folks from Lush as well.
Get out and read the works of fellow writers, score and comment, and the friend request will pile up.

Enjoy,

s (scooter)
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Quote by seeker4


Thanks, Rev. And I can handle Ohio natives. The part of Canada where I live is only safe from them because of Lake Erie.Nh2RrlDN74ualGcf


LOL, hey, whats up seeker4? Us Ohio guys an gals are usually too busy plowing snow, ice fishing or building snow men to be too much trouble.
Years ago, some friends and I planned on swimming from Kelly's Island to Canada's shores, with a follow boat of course.
It's a long ways away, so thankfully we never attempted it. But my big sister Cindy married a ca-nook back some 25 years ago
and has resided in Toronto ever since. I tease her and her daughters about living in a two story igloo as often as I see them.
I did learn a bit of Canadian from this experience though.
Thats quite the story you wrote seeker,, "aye"

Good morning to ya Rump,
sure, I'll volunteer!
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Quote by DirtyMartini


Yeah, I'll agree with Reverend Rump...that's a good order... stories always get a lot of views, so try to put all your stories there...always make your main characters brother and sister, and you should have no problem...

Then you could just add the other stuff in the tags, like "lesbian, toys, pirates, circus clowns, space ship, fresh ginger, anal bleaching, whatever"...

It should work out nicely...and if you stop by Rumplebations, make sure you buy the regulars a drink...it's sort of a custom here on Lush...


, LOLing out loud, great advise DM. But I'd go with this one Cad.

1. If in doubt, ask. Lush is a fairly informal place. Don't hesitate to contact Nicola (she who must be obeyed) or anyone else with a working title (mod, story checker, etc.)
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A big Amen to all,

And a nice heart felt welcome to EmeraldGreen, Poppet and Seekers as well.
A small piece of advise though, you have-ta get out a bed early to get a good drink around here,
especially when DirtyMartini is in town.
It's the reason I stay up all night sometimes, just to get a seat around the place.

How about them Buckeyes Naughty N n chef!
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I'm going to petition to have those pesky deer crossing signs moved closer to my tree stand
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Good Morning Monday,

I'll give you that big Amen Rump. (:

I think thee Amazing Grazes look just fine with or without their choir robes on,
but I been wondering; if Coma or Tose were to fall out of their chairs while the place was empty,
would they make any noise?

That is so not true naughty, We all missed you.
Having a good naughtynurse would be every patients guilty pleasure,,

Of Course, having a good bar-keep is another.
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I wanna go back behind the shed with Tell,
or any one for that matter
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Looks like it's you an me Rump,

How about a Rum and Coke, I'll drink the Rum and you can have the Coke!
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Good morning Rump and Rumpleator patrons from all corners of the world,

My favorite day of the week is here again and I plan to enjoy all 24 hours of it.
That dust that you see, well, feel on the bar isn't from lack of activity Rump.
We had Lily Munster come in and spray a fresh dusting of fresh dust so to speak, for Halloween effects.
Now if we could just get that under-worked Terrance outta chefs cleavage long enough to spin a few webs,
and maybe have sugarbabe do a few of her world class pumpkin carvings, we could get down to the real
business at hand, like drinking beer.

, Here's to the longest weekend ever,,

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Thanks Catnip,

If I can be of any help, don't hesitate to ask.

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Nope. You forgot my Sex on the Beach.


Way to slide in there slippery
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I think it's a great "Help Desk",

Catnip's pasties have helped me already! I think it's a fine thing you've done.
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Quote by Sprichler
I'll give one of those Bat OUtta Hell whiskys a shot. the coffee did surprisingly clear up the cold, so for the weekend why not make sure it's all gone right?

If i'm still standing after that Rump, I'll try one of your special Pina Coladas to finish me off


Sprich,,

You wanna give BOH a shot, or do you want a shot!
OK, it's your hang-over

LOL, you should try two next time Mr Sprinchler
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TGIFA, Thank God It's Friday Afternoon,

Nice to see the place hopping again. Must be Coma an Tose drawing the crowds in.
I wouldn't drink that coffee strait Sprichler if I was you. I recommend; as much Bat Outta Hell whisky as you can get in there.

It's good to see you in person DirtyM. I see signs of you all around the Internet, but your never available
If you put twice as much Rum in your glass to equal; 302 proof. Wouldn't that make it 151% alcohol content?

Give me a couple of them Rump, and several for the bar,,,
Thanks DM
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Quote by chefkathleen


I just flashed in my mind of an old 1940s movie. Setting in a "gin joint" smoke filled, Coma and Tose in the corner doing what they do best. Hot redhead with a low cut emerald evening gown on and a Terrance in her cleavage sitting at the end of the bar nursing a cocktail. A Scooter type person in blue jeans and a hat shoved back on his head and a ciggy hanging out of his mouth talking about golf. The bartender with dark glasses on wiping the bar with a white cloth, pretending to listen. The back room door opens and Busty peeps out and asks the bartender if he's alright. Not really waiting for an answer she slams the door to go back to doing whatever she does in there. A Wurlitzer jukebox with the arm that reaches out and grabs a 45 of the patrons choice and plays something interesting.
Aww, write the story Rump! No one can do it like you do! Please? Use all of us. Sharon, Slippery, Alan, everyone! Doesn't have to be erotic. We could put it on SS.


I think that's a splendid idea chef, but you are already off to a good start on this one.

How about a joint ( ) effort, with you and Rump both writing your fingers to the bone?
I'd be more than happy to do the hard parts like; reading, voting and commenting, cheering you both on, advertising,
helping with the cover page:





keeping Coma and Tose company, but most importantly; being involved with all the women on the set.
Now that's my fantasy
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Good morning Rumple and the rest of the fine people of Lush.

This "golf fan" thing sure is a rough business. sad not unlike being a Browns fan, or a Saints fan ):
My mind was totally devastated from the initial disappointment.
Now I'm familiar with how nicola and some of the moderators must feel around here
after dealing with a few patrons that always want more from them.

Fortunately for me, I've been on both sides of the fence.
Back in 1999, I was happy to watch the U.S. team do the same thing to the Europeans. I guess what's good for the goose, is also good for the gander er.

A little humiliation is the ultimate medicine for keeping any ego at bay.
Both Captains, and all 24 players had the chance to shine on world wide television. And I believe they each had their moment
no matter how brief it may have been.
As much as I despise Tiger Woods actions the past few years, nobody can take away the fact that he was in position to be the hero
had Stricker (Steve) or any one of the other 8 players (three of the twelve had already won their match) won or at least tied their final match.

Just like Jose Maria Olazabal said; at the end of the day, golf really won...

Rump,

I think Death by Degeneracy is a rather appropriate drink today,
especially "four" of them.

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It Sounds just like the Ryder Cup right now chef,

I think all your flaws are flawless,,

Love scooter..
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Rise and shine little Lushies,

Rump, can we adjust the rabbit ears so they point a little more towards Chicago (LadySharons neck of the woods),
so we can watch the final day of the Ryder Cup, at least till the Saints come on!
And how about three 90 proof jars of your finest, fresh "Fish Fumes from Florida", and fast.
I found; that if you roll up a napkin and half submerge it into the thick, gel like substance and light it,
they kind of act like little air-wick Kiki lights. The aroma is out of this world

Oh, and a bowl of Busty's finest beans, I'll just eat them right out of the bowl.
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Dam the torpedo's, they seem to have missed my least favorite neighbor?
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Last time I had fresh Florida's Finest Fish Fumes, it kinda tasted like chicken chef.

Well, the US. is on their way in the Ryder Cup. So far the refs. have been great to us!
I'm glued to the set as we speak.
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Sorry about bringing that F-bomb out of ya Rump, with that goofy comment about the refs.

I rather liked your said characters. Especially the "incompetent zebras". They sound like they should be in a story some wheres.
I agree, the last thing the NFL needs is worse refs than they already have.
Actually, they are pretty decent. I wouldn't see half that stuff that goes on in the NFL, and if i did catch a violator,
I wouldn't be able to grab my flag fast enough to through it. Then I'd probably need to use the little refs room before half time.

Better make them quart jars Rump, and hook up sassy too!
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Hey, good morning Rump, chef n slippery.

I guess all others are still nursing Busty's caffeine hang over.

Rump, I'm glad the real refs. decided to get back in the game. But I never once yet checked the TV Guide to see which refs. were playing today.
However; I'll gladly join you in that one-for-two special.
Give me three one-for-two specials. One for me, one for chef and her man coming home in a few days.
One for slippery and who ever she choose's to share with, and one for you and Busty.

And a few extras just in case.
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I tried to post cock pics but lush said the file was too big... *ok ok bad joke... what? :P

Quite the contraire Primal, I rather enjoyed your humor.
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