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A Banana Split, and the Swiss Bikini team
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Many relationships today are similar to the modern television.
It has become a disposable world. When something becomes; old and worn out, or one grows tired of their mate, it's easy to pitch it and buy a new one, or worse yet, go an watch the neighbors set.
I see nothing but excellent advise here friend.
I hope you choose to follow.
It has become a disposable world. When something becomes; old and worn out, or one grows tired of their mate, it's easy to pitch it and buy a new one, or worse yet, go an watch the neighbors set.
I see nothing but excellent advise here friend.
I hope you choose to follow.
And to think your a Story Verifier heather.
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And to think I signed up for the fantasies and my writing pleasures
This is where the real entertainment lies.
Thanks hardAlltime for yet another hilarious thread.
scooter..
Dudealicious, I recently designed and built my own home made spell checker.
Feel free to borrow it any time friend
This is where the real entertainment lies.
Thanks hardAlltime for yet another hilarious thread.
scooter..
Dudealicious, I recently designed and built my own home made spell checker.
Feel free to borrow it any time friend
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
(slides a tripple Beaver Breath Brandy towards Alan) Mega-congrats on the interview, big guy. Got to say, however, that the thought of you being 'exposed' on the 'net makes being blind a great comfort.=d>
Congrats are also hereby officially extended to all fans of the renewed Big Red Machine who will be in this year's MLB playoffs.
I thought Alan was the Big Red machine?
:glasses8
Good morning Lush friends,
What better place to be a Lush than in a fine saloon such as Rumps, I always say.
Nice work Jankowski. Keep up the hard work with those interviews and make us all famous one of these days...
slippery, you gave me an idea!
Here's a nice set
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Quote by chefkathleen
I enjoyed the Bucs v. Giants game today. 'Cept they robbed me out of a nap on the couch in the rain. The game got so good I couldn't sleep. Have to toast the guy that caught the ball after it bounced off his opponents helmet. I love shit like that. Makes me laugh and yell HAPPY BIRTHDAY at the tv screen!
I kinda like Coma and Tose's new look the local Cosmetologist is giving them. Way to go SWW! The braided eyebrows are a nice touch. I'm not brave enough to go near their nose hair though. Good luck with that.
Scoot, my Marine is in Canada until the 2nd of October so my house is a mess, my legs are hairy and I stay up late. That's why I was late to the bar tonight.
You women are all alike chef,K.
But that's why I think most men love ya
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Good morning Rump and comp.,
I'm going to go ahead and offer up a big AMEN, in anticipation of this mornings sermon my friend.
Slippery, I think you should dye Coma n Tose's ear and nose hairs like, chartreuse, pink or fluorescent green
then braid them. Maybe shave their eye browse just for fun
chef must be still stuck to her Marine, or engulfed in his essence. Maybe she's still celebrating OSU's come back victory yesterday
I see Callisto stopped in for a drink.
She has got quite a humorous poem out called; "Cum Enthusiast" thats worth the read.
It was right up my alley, as it's short, and not too many big, complicated words.
We happen to have a lot in common. I've been a "gum enthusiast" since the second grade.
Anyways, I hope a good Sunday is had by all
scooter..
I'm going to go ahead and offer up a big AMEN, in anticipation of this mornings sermon my friend.
Slippery, I think you should dye Coma n Tose's ear and nose hairs like, chartreuse, pink or fluorescent green
then braid them. Maybe shave their eye browse just for fun
chef must be still stuck to her Marine, or engulfed in his essence. Maybe she's still celebrating OSU's come back victory yesterday
I see Callisto stopped in for a drink.
She has got quite a humorous poem out called; "Cum Enthusiast" thats worth the read.
It was right up my alley, as it's short, and not too many big, complicated words.
We happen to have a lot in common. I've been a "gum enthusiast" since the second grade.
Anyways, I hope a good Sunday is had by all
scooter..
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Hi ya Rump-ster, chef-ster and slipperywhenwet-ster,
I'd love to be welcomed by NaughtyNurse and chefkathleen Rump.
That sounds like an Ohio grown, corn fed three-way, *$#*x#* I mean trio to me
chef, it's great to see you as well. I figured you would be pretty busy for a good while
after Rump hooked you up with that hot n steamy Marine special the other day there.uAxwlfnbDtfUqXLB
I been just trying to make a living lately, what, with winter comming on and all.
My partner in crime has been busy being gramma to our 8 month old grand daughter.
She's a real prize.
I'd gladly send a bud your way, but I'd have to hand deliver it for ya!
slippery, I don't know about Coma, but Tose's head is barely hanging on with a little help from that duct-tape.
Careful with that sharpie..
Well, it's time to freeze about 14 dozen ears of corn for the cold months ahead
I'd love to be welcomed by NaughtyNurse and chefkathleen Rump.
That sounds like an Ohio grown, corn fed three-way, *$#*x#* I mean trio to me
chef, it's great to see you as well. I figured you would be pretty busy for a good while
after Rump hooked you up with that hot n steamy Marine special the other day there.uAxwlfnbDtfUqXLB
I been just trying to make a living lately, what, with winter comming on and all.
My partner in crime has been busy being gramma to our 8 month old grand daughter.
She's a real prize.
I'd gladly send a bud your way, but I'd have to hand deliver it for ya!
slippery, I don't know about Coma, but Tose's head is barely hanging on with a little help from that duct-tape.
Careful with that sharpie..
Well, it's time to freeze about 14 dozen ears of corn for the cold months ahead
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Good Friday evening to one and all,
Absence does make the heart grow fonder, look at all the pretty face's around here!
I think it's partly due to the fact; DirtyMartini's not here, yet.
No need for a Toad Suck Tequila or a Beaver Breath Brandy tonight, I've got a couple of buds with me.
One in dry form, and the other liquid.
Well, thats all I got, four now.
Absence does make the heart grow fonder, look at all the pretty face's around here!
I think it's partly due to the fact; DirtyMartini's not here
, yet. No need for a Toad Suck Tequila or a Beaver Breath Brandy tonight, I've got a couple of buds with me.
One in dry form, and the other liquid.
Well, thats all I got, four now.
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Good morning Rump and company,
sorry I been AWOL for a spell. Life is full of priorities, and things that go bump in the night.
It's good to see everybody dressed in back-to-school clothing and football jerseys, but,
I prefer the more colorful birthday suits and bikinis that I've grown to enjoy so well.
annieXO, sounds like you need a few more frat. parties and one less term paper.
I owe you two or three amens Rump. Just gimmie a double Toad-Suck Tequila, a triple Beaver Breath Brandy,
and a half pint of Busty's finest beans as punishment Rump.
All in one glass.
sorry I been AWOL for a spell. Life is full of priorities, and things that go bump in the night.
It's good to see everybody dressed in back-to-school clothing and football jerseys, but,
I prefer the more colorful birthday suits and bikinis that I've grown to enjoy so well.
annieXO, sounds like you need a few more frat. parties and one less term paper.
I owe you two or three amens Rump. Just gimmie a double Toad-Suck Tequila, a triple Beaver Breath Brandy,
and a half pint of Busty's finest beans as punishment Rump.
All in one glass.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Happy Hump Day horny hunks and hunkettes. Coffee's on and there's a plate full of pre-dunked doughnuts. Go ahead, try one, you may like 'em.
Slippery, thanks for the suggestion about how to bring in more customers. But considering the type of patrons who tend to wander in here, odds are 'Moonshine Monday' would work better.
That said, the only sure-fire way to pull in more bar-flies is to post photos of nekkid hunks and hunkettes. I'd appeal for female-type customers to post ones of them-own-selves but that might inspire Coma and Tose to join in. (shudder)
Who cares Rump, let em join in for a change
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Quote by Lisa
If a woman's place is in the kitchen, how's she supposed to hang out the washing and take out the trash? There's only so much work you can do in the kitchen!
I do most of the work around the house because I'm the one who's home most of the time. My husband helps out clearing the dishes after dinner and does a few other chores. I've never asked him to help or hinted at it, he just sees what needs to be done and does it. None of these things make a man less of a man. They just make life easier for everyone and when life's easier, people are more inclined to be happy.
Bravo Lisa 
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Good morning all you pole dancing, bull riding, football fans from around the world.
I'm glad you sprung for the golden brass pole Rump, I see the girls are making good use of it so far!
I knew this place was full of bull, but didn't realise it was the kind you can ride
Rump, the worst thing about this time of year and football is; I still have night mares about two a days starting soon.
The best part is; as a freshman, I was lucky to practice with our state championship team!
I want the original Browns back and the Dawgs of defense..
DM, LOL, I've had similar experiences, damned pesky neighbors anyways.
Keep those pink foo-foo drinks comming Mr CutterBlack, I'm strangely attracted to pink somehow
Well, I gotta fly to England and play some more Bad Mitten with my new nine inch shuttle cock..
I'm glad you sprung for the golden brass pole Rump, I see the girls are making good use of it so far!
I knew this place was full of bull, but didn't realise it was the kind you can ride
Rump, the worst thing about this time of year and football is; I still have night mares about two a days starting soon.
The best part is; as a freshman, I was lucky to practice with our state championship team!
I want the original Browns back and the Dawgs of defense..
DM, LOL, I've had similar experiences, damned pesky neighbors anyways.
Keep those pink foo-foo drinks comming Mr CutterBlack, I'm strangely attracted to pink somehow
Well, I gotta fly to England and play some more Bad Mitten with my new nine inch shuttle cock..
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Quote by chefkathleen
Scootie! I gremlin got your post! Sorry!
Rumple, you started my day with a laugh. I love to start days that way. I'd squeeze you if I could. Since I can't, I'll just bring in the cauldron of coffee that I stole from the Knights of Columbus and the box of doughnuts I "borrowed" from the police department.
LOL chef,
Thats Ok chef, I couldn't resist that one. Was that gremlin a red headed one
Borrowing doughnuts from the police department is a serious offence by the way chef K.
I think Dirty M has one hell of an idea about this synchronized drinking event.
Get me two beers of exact measure. One for my right and one for my left hand.
I wanna start practicing right away..
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Quote by Mazza
I have to say that I LOVE sucking his cock... Especially if he's not fully erect. There's nothing better than the feeling of being able to take it fully into my mouth and feeling it stiffen as I lick and suck it.
I love watching him as I do it, it turns me on to see him gazing at me, telling me how good it feels and involuntarily closing his eyes and gasping as I get him fully hard.
I love to be between his legs, feeling his thighs tighten around me and his hands guiding my head and he gently thrusts against me... Hearing him gasp and moan as I gently graze my fingernails over his balls, while the other hand grasps his shaft, working in tandem with my mouth...
Fuck...
I'm scoring this a five.
I love the way you choose your words mazz. This short story made me feel like I was there
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Quote by naughtynurse
Oh, finally a sport I excel at!!! If I win gold I'll buy the next round!
Careful naughty nurse, the IRS plans on taxing gold medals now
PRESIDENT Ob-lama, what a gold digging bitch you are.
As long as he don't try taxing drinks around here, I guess things will be alright.
Chef,
You can influence me into skinny dipping in your pool any old time.
Look at all the people from south Florida. I think it's all you kathleen.
Nice graphics again Mr CutterBlack,
That's a good thing, tip the girls quarters on the stripper pole. The added weight should bring those G-strings to the ground
I'm offering to install the pole Rumple (no charge) that way miss slippery can go for the gold immediately!
I'm going for the silver in "Beaver breath brandy chugging". There's just no way of beating DM in that event.
I'm glad they made women's beach volley ball an Olympic event.
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Quote by Mazza
Well actually, yes, you could...
Nice work mazz,,
How many days a month can you paint these masterpeice's? I have ADHD or something like that.
I know many that do, and as a group, were always looking for good, solid investments.
One more thing; can you paint in any other colors, other than read, ~@#*#@~ I mean red!
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