I beat a dot matrix printer to death with a hitachi wand
It never printed which was a clear indication there
Was lack of orgasm.
I don’t like to be this selfish. But it felt pretty good
I think I’m ready to move on to 2020
Merry New Year
Beef Jerky anyone ?
I wonder what it would cost for a full time, live on premises prostitute would run, they never post those fees.
Accomplish some of the things I wanted to with guitar studies.
Start making moves towards where I'm going to live the rest of my life and into retirement, even though thats a bit off in the distance, I'd rather it all be settled now or soon.
Try the 3 or 4 brands of penis enlargement pills that i haven't already.. The others ones didn't work.
See if Bria is interested in a FWB relationship, I'm not sure if she's looking or not, but i guess it wouldn't hurt to ask..
Try not to be such a smartass on Lush all the time.. just some of the time..
Majority of my life was spent and is currently in the suburbs of Cleveland Ohio.. We still have phone booths,, I cant leave them.
We've lived other places and have land in PA currently , summer camp, from her families side, which we're close to building a house on and then find a place in Fla to snowbird the winters
So my Ohio days are numbered.
I'll drink to monumental new fuck ups with you gals if I can be so bold to join you without an invitation...
if there's no baileys for the coffee 151 will make a good substitute..
WOOHOO.. cheers.
As a guy at 50, I've love to be with a 49 year old. Perhaps her youth would invigorate me.
I try not to be a creepy and hit on the 46-48 year olds, but i cant help myself.
To answer the question seriously though, its not really something that i think of, that i have to be a with a younger women for whatever reason. I suppose younger is subjective in of itself.
Hi, I'm 2019.. Does this smell like Chloroform ?
Hope your Dad gets better Verbs.
Tea me...
Dot Matrix printers,
Who in the ACTUAL FUCK, does and continues do to things with Dot Matrix Printers.
I'm going to turn into Bill Murray here pretty soon,, VarmentPrinters. FREEZE PRINTER
Find another guy, or woman.. or both.. whatever she's into.. She'll be interested in sex again..
I worked almost every day that year, seriously, probably everyday but Xmas and Thanksgiving...I was rolling out a Point of Sale system i help develop for a major Retail chain.. I wished you picked a more exciting year in my life.
1999
I'm almost an 8 plus.... an IPhone 8 plus that is..
I guess so,, i mean, the retail stores are fucking me and the only ones having orgasms.
Best: Guitar and a blow job, that happened a few times.. The guitar that is. I would have been happy with the just the blow job... Its not very hard to make me happy.
Worst.. Not getting a guitar or a blow job on xmas.
I watched it a couple weeks ago.. It was pretty good.
Could have been more sex.
Most definitely, the questions on Ask the Gals are far more interesting than Ask the Guys.
Thats just one example.
Hope everyone had a wonderful holiday... I guess I'll start off with some tea.
Happy belated Birthday Ping...
Sorry for your loss Carl.
Hope everyone is having a wonderful day..
Funny Amelia posted that pic with the coffee cup with Real Cinnamon Sticks in it.. I buy those for some different teas, makes em tastey
I also couldn't pronounce that word growing up.. Cimmomin. Citimom... Fuck it Mom.. pass the sticks..
I could quote Airplane beginning to end... ( shrugs )
Probably all the women I slept with, I'm pretty lousy at it, they shouldn't have had to experience that.. They were nice people.
No...
Actually, that was much easier than i expected.
