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scottob1234
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Ohio

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I joined lush.. now I'm behind on my work.

I'd still do it again, it was 2019 after all.
Quote by Beffer



You're just pure evil, aren't you?!


I cant help myself sometimes.

I've thought of leaving the shower curtain open as well, but there's a fine line not to cross.
I assumed this list to be much shorter.

Have a Big Dick

Dont be a Big Dick
Just the other day I folded the towels the wrong way and put them away knowing that it would drive my wife crazy. I drank the rest of the milk except about a 1/2 a cup and put the jug back in the fridge.

Then just for the hell of it i made us eggs but took them from various parts of the carton, and mixed her sock drawer up with dress socks and her white sports socks..

Sorry for the loss of your dog Adagio, I'll have to check out other Scotts story.

Hope you're all doing well and thanks for all the kind words on the daughters graduation..

All she has to do now is pass the state test. Got her associates and the place she's got a job lined up at is going to pay for her Bachelors.. Not too shabby

There was a time i wondered if she'd ever leave my house,, Now,, she can afford to have me live with her... HA.. paybacks are a bitch kid ( i wouldn't do that in case you were wondering )

I guess I'll do a coffee, i dont think tea is going to cut it this morning.
Yes, cheated back. Then told her... the relationship eventually deteriorated. Well not exactly eventually, sooner rather than later if memory serves me correctly..
Cup of coffee, I'm rather sleepy today.. Daughters Rn graduation day yesterday.. and I woke up to this snow stuff.

Hope you are all doing well.

Quote by Happy56
It's actually been a long list of being her being inconsiderate, the not recognizing the beard was the last thing. No sex for 12 months or so and I've been propositioned. Frustrated because it's a small town and I can't/won't cheat. Thanks for your comments.


12 months.. you should have considered this 11 months ago... Of course, its not cheating if she knows. Bring your friend home... that way its not a secret.
I watched "The King" on netflix yesterday, was ok, guess it was produced by Brad Pitt. Henry the V and the battle at AginCourt was the basic theme.

I tend to watch series more often, i dont watch movies anymore really
Maybe my testosterone levels are dropping, i made too many on the list.
Hi everyone, hope you are all doing well, been a while since i stopped in

7:55 am on a monday...ughh.. on the bright side, in another 5 minutes it wont be too early for Scotch...
Also my daughter is about to be an RN... graduates in a couple weeks and already has a job lined up

So proud of her, I cant wait to help her pack her shit and get the fuck out of my house LOL
WOE Writer of Erotica

Annie sounds like she's listening to Sammy Hagar, Rock Candy... Hot Sweet and Sticky..

Hello all, Hope you're all doing well.. I've been working too much... This time of the year is always busy for me,
I look forward to the days I can spend time in here getting paid to hang out with you folks..

I'll have a scotch.. It's almost 8:30am, I work better when I'm wasted.
Quote by Adagio
Spent the last several days chasing the rain and getting caught up on my chores.


There's gotta be a pina colada joke in there somewhere.

Its alcohol time.. YAY...

Drinks on somebody else.. I'll get the next round.
Hello everyone, hope you're all doing well..

All work and no play makes scott a dull boy.

Tea me.
Hello everyone, the new comp is here, the new comp is here.

Hope you're all doing well.. I think i'll go on a diet thursday..

I'll have a pick me up tea...
Hey everyone, hope you're all doing well.

Its almost cranberry sauce and fruitcake thursday ,, cant wait...

Tea me.
Happy Friday everyone,, usually a cause for celebration but since I gotta work tomorrow.. Fuck this day too

I'll have a tea... Enjoy your day peeps.
Quote by Dream_Weaver
Chains and chicken wire wrapped around the body. Dump in 500 foot of water and the crabs do the rest


Crabs... they're the worst..

Just the other day I heard
Of a soldier's falling off
Some Indonesian junk
That's going round
Quote by sprite


*invades your country, drinks all the beer, eats all the cheetos, paints it lavender, re-names it "Spritopia".*


Will there be cake in this new land?

Hope everyone is doing well, Just popped in to,, well IDk why... to see if there will be cake ...


Quote by Ping


Little known fact. The song was inspired by a weekly wet t-shirt contest at a local bar, affectionately called, Booby Tuesday.

When the powers at be shut down the not-so-family-affair, Mick and the boys mourned the loss, hence, the metaphoric song, Goodbye, Booby (Ruby) Tuesday was written. Quite sad, really.

You'll not find anything online about this. You'll just have to trust me.



I wonder what they did on Wednesday's.
I owned this car at a time in my life many years ago( just a picture of the year and model 1978 lincoln continental )... i used to be the designated take everybody to concerts guy and it was quite roomy for play time too LOL

Hope everyone is doing well.. missed you guys..

Goodbye Ruby Tuesday.. You can hang a tea on me.
need coffee, up late watching football..

FREE MYLES GARRETT

hope everyone has a nice day
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Sure. Although that sounds a little like you are suggesting a job for me...but what the hell. LOL


well most jobs you get paid for, this would be completely volunteer work, as you wont be getting any money, just the general satisfaction of helping me out.

Hi everyone, hope all is well.

Tea me.
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There’s a house for sale down the road. Of course it was only 54 this morning here in sunny Florida. But it’s up to 64 now. I wore long pants and a sweater to my doc appointment this morning. Lol.

My son has about a foot of snow in Michigan and it was zero this morning when we all compared temp readings on the dashboard of the car. Even in Alabama, my baby’s dash temp was 34. Brrrrr!

I will join in on the hot tea. Hope all is well and that everyone who has been sick is getting well. Still have that residual cough thing going.

Now that hubby is back to work maybe I can catch up on reading and do a little writing as well.

Stay warm those of you in cold climates!! And be safe on the roads!


I should buy it, then rent it out until I'm ready to retire. You can take care of it for me while i live in the Frozen Tundra, We should steal Gills tub and make that the first upgrade.
Quote by Meagananne1986
Thank you Dream Weaver, Naughty Sub, Bould Ghirl, Luv My High Heels... I thought it was a fair question. I knew girls in HS that did because it was the only way they could prevent getting pregnant (although I know now that anal isn't 100% foolproof --- it is possible, although much less likely --- for his cum to dribble out of your ass and enter your vaginal canal; I suspect position might be a factor in that, but no sure). Bottom line is every girl is different and so is every guy. I've know guys who would never do a girl anally. "Why would you want it in the ass, when you have a perfectly good pussy?"


that was something along the lines of my thinking. it wasn't that much of a stretch .. Also, there are guys that pass up anal? Need to meet their wives or GF's.

Excuse me sir, if you're not going to have that ass, Mind if I ? I would hate to see a perfectly good thing go to waste.