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Rather morbid! I like the Budapest one, the animation is excellent.
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Is that a real cat?!!! The front paw makes it look like a fluffy toy.
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Quote by Lush
She's been dead 3 days.
lol lush. she looks seriously ill.
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She should just pull him by his hair and make him do it right 
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That was great. I wonder what they are like with brushes and a proper palette.
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I guess it's playing on the helpless woman / galant knight in shining armour role stereotyping 
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This is dreadful 
Eye halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marcs four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye halve run this poem threw it
Eye am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker tolled me sew.
Eye halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marcs four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye halve run this poem threw it
Eye am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker tolled me sew.
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Oh dear... Poetry Generator 
Needs Java to work unfortunately. Here's a sample - this was supposed to be about cheese:
Never invented about, never more has been whimpered
For the health of her schollytic lumbard region hung in the balance
Everlasting gergglaks conceiving through the sky,
Quickly the prepared pain was snatched up, Sadism accounts for the facts
Her lover held on to her fragile eyelash, she was happy
Her ghost calms the battleship-grey solitary park bench
With a youthful shout and a magnanimous plan we pressed onward
Even as she flees, the cheese turns to see the silk chasing her into the sanctuary
So deal not with this once thy glorious student.
Needs Java to work unfortunately. Here's a sample - this was supposed to be about cheese:
Never invented about, never more has been whimpered
For the health of her schollytic lumbard region hung in the balance
Everlasting gergglaks conceiving through the sky,
Quickly the prepared pain was snatched up, Sadism accounts for the facts
Her lover held on to her fragile eyelash, she was happy
Her ghost calms the battleship-grey solitary park bench
With a youthful shout and a magnanimous plan we pressed onward
Even as she flees, the cheese turns to see the silk chasing her into the sanctuary
So deal not with this once thy glorious student.
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heh - classic. My cats bolt out the door at the mere sound of the shower starting up.
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hehehe - the Cop had it coming to him.
ps. Q. What's 200 feet long with an asshole at each end? A. A police speed trap.
ps. Q. What's 200 feet long with an asshole at each end? A. A police speed trap.
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What is it with nerds and their consoles? Reminds me of the whole World of Warcraft widows scenario. These people should get a life!
