I am a master of masturbation, I do it everywhere, at work, in the toilet, whilst driving along the highway, in the swimmingpool, in the shower, in the garage, in the garden, in my office, in the mine, in a plane, in a train, in a cinema, in a public toilet at the Mall, in dressing rooms in department stores, I literally mean everywhere and at anytime!

Underground in a coal mine in a pitch black corner of the workings

Yes, I took my now wife underground with me to ask her hand in marriage (I had the engagement ring locked up in my safe in the workshop) After I asked her and she said yes, we fucked on the table where we made our coffee in the workshop. It was extremely exciting and we both enjoyed a few orgasms in that workshop. My colleagues were off for the weekend, so there was no danger of anybody walking in on us! I remember that each time my colleagues and I would sit around that table having our lunch and coffee, I would somehow always get a big grin of my face😜😋

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High school buddy, beer - and some porn in his basement

I was hitchhiking, an elderly gent pulled up and offered me a lift. As he drove off, he immedietely strated speaking about sex. Particulary how he fucked his young wife. As he was atlking he would occasionally reach out from his side and touch my inner thigh, then pull his hand away again. After a couple of these light strokes against my inner thigh, he eventually brushed his open hand over my throbbing cock, once he felt that I was erect, he pulled over in a secluded area, parked the car (a Mercedes) and proceeded to free my throbbing cock from the confines of tightly fitting jeans. As it "sprung to attention, he then proceeded to grab hold of it and started stroking it hard and furious. I tried as best I can to hold out for as long as I could, but he was a master masturbator and had me shooting my young seed all over his Cars roof, windscreen and dashboard. Once he had achieved his mission, he gave me a cloth and told me to wipe my mess up, started the car and drove off again. He did not speak to me for the rest of the ride and sat there in awkward silence. Once we got to the next town, he pulled over, dropped me off and drove away. I still get horny when I think of that day 45 years later.

A couple of years ago I plucked up the courage to ask my best freind if he would mind terribly if I sucked his cock? He removed his pants almost immediately and simply said, "suck away", we both thoroughly enjoyed the experience, I came as he did without stimulating my cock at all. He then told me that it was the best blowjob he had ever received. He was 38 years old at the time.

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I've only done it once, so will have to say I'm bi-curious until I've tried it again to really see if I like it.

Are you saying that you did not enjoy it the first time you sucked a cock? I am certain that you did, as you mention you would have to try it again to see if you really liked it? I sucked my best freind off once, unfortunately he passed away, or I most certainly would have sucked him off again!

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Through the years, my wife and I have gotten pretty creative as to where we would have sex. On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar. (lyrics credit to comedian Sarah Silverman, song I'm fucking Matt Damon) But the most interesting place we had sex was in Providence, RI. The statue is located on a cliff 300 feet high. You have to climb over a gate to access and crawl around the statue, see photo left - to get to the lovers' nest on the backside, see photo right. I will admit to this day it was a little tricky, but we were young and horny.

Ah yes, the young and restless days, I remember them fondly, climbing into a big old Oak tree, overlooking the neighbours bedroom window, watching him fuck his missus as I fucked my young cousin from behind.

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The neighbours bed

Was he also involved, or did he only watch?

On the porch of a bungalow, overlooking the Orange river at a holiday resort and the neighbours in the bungalow next to us stood watching.

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I can not remember back that far.

On the porch of a bungalow over looking the Orange river at a holiday resort.

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I wake up hard every single morning at 57

There is a big difference between waking up with a "morning glory" and actually being able to produce one when you need it?😜😋

Quote by Hasabrain2

Can I provide an opportunity to get you hard?

In that case I am sure we can both provide each other with an opportunity to feel like 20 year old guys again😜😋😋😋

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I'm 55 and I have had some of the best and worst sex of my life in my 50s. I think I'd rather hook up with other men in their 50s because there is a mutual understanding between us with our shortcoming abilities and what is required for a dose of Viagra to work. I have a much younger man coming over to bottom for me and he likes to make surprise visits. And on those surprise visits, I'm totally not ready, I cannot get a firm erection, I simply can't fuck him and he's like Don't worry about it. On our planned dates, I go in on an empty stomach, take my 100mg dose of Viagra about an hour and ten before he arrives, he sucks me very hard, and I fuck him to completion. My 50+ guys already know what to expect and don't bring high expectations for me or themselves. It's tough because I was always a full-on anal lover.

I am 65 and can relate to your frustrations. I still have strong sexual urges but fully realise that my pole has changed into something more of a resemblance to a plastic straw, it still manages to get erect but not erect enough to penetrate a nice tight hole, in some instances it does get stiff enough to penetrate but alas, soon afterwards it becomes a floppydisc and just plops out of that tight hole. I have purchased myself a 9 in 1 masturbatory device which has seven sucking modes, seven plucking modes and seven vibrating modes and I promise you this machine has never let me down. It masturbates the shit out of my cock, whether semi-stiff or floppydisc mode, it is fucking magic!

On that note, I concur, other men that know what we are going through will most certainly not mind sucking your floppydisc until it explodes and then you can do the same for him!😜😋😜😋😈

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70+ here. Fit and (so far) no major surgery. Cum nice loads, though my 'recovery time' is now at least four hours, which can be a tad frustrating if you're having a sexy session with another guy. I've never done poppers or tried Viagra. Any advice?

I am 65 and have used both Viagra and Cialis. Both these pills work and give me an erection like I used to get when I was a teenager, however both of them do have a pretty nasty side effect, you get a mother fucker of a heartburn which lasts much longer than your erection, in fact the heartburn is so bad, it completely takes away the lust for sex!😠😢

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So we all age but men start to decline in the erection department as we age. I have read about ED and erection dissatisfaction and I think I fall under the latter. Although when I see a really hot video I get very turned on and no problem other times it's work getting an erection but I do get there.

3 years ago I started cardio and now I just incorporated weights, I have also changed my diet, no more sugar or wheat or flour. I started eating better, I am hoping it improves things.

What is your experience?

I am 65 and although my cock does not work as well as it used to, I still manage to get a half decent erection. It might not be stiff enough to fuck with but it certainly gets stiff enough to masturbate and yes I do still Cum. My seed production seems to have slowed down, especially when I masturbate everyday. Yet when I edge for a couple of days without actually Cumming and then by day five I go all the way to completion, I spurt my Cum like a teenager, it literaly looks as if I am taking a piss😈I have to also admit that I am addicted to mastrubation, I simply cannot stop playing with my dick, I even mastrubate whilst i am driving along the freeway😜😋

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Virginia either. We aren't allowed fun things like porn here. 😕 Apparently, our lawmakers are pure and never ever masturbate.

I assure you that everybody masturbates, from a priest to a politician, policemen to poledancers, Nuns & natives even animals do it! I am busy masturbating as I am posting this. NNnGGGHHHHHHUUu, 😜😜😋😋

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- MMF threesome (only ever done FFM)
-Outdoor sex (I've fooled around outdoors and performed sexual acts in semi-public settings, but never full intercourse)
-Sex in a movie theatre
-I'd like to make a 'home video' but only in the full knowledge that my partner and I would be the only ones to see it

No, no, no...I want to be your director of your home video. I want to give you and your partner direction whilst you are fucking like bunnies, telling both of you what to do next, whilst I film everything. I want a few extras around to help with the lighting, a gaffer to hold the microphone near your orrifices whilst you are getting pounded from behind so that I can capture those lovely quif farts. Just think how sexy it will be when I zoom in your genetalia so closely that I can see the goosebumps forming on your labia as you get pounded and are about to come?😜😜😋😋

Yes, I once fucked our maid while my wife was at work. This was not one of my proudest moments and I regreted it immedietely afterwards. The biggest problem was that I had to dismiss her and she then thought it was a good idea to tell my wife that I had fucked her in our bed. Needless to say my wife was livid as hell but I eventually managed to calm her down by telling her that the maid was a desperate big fat liar and that I had never fucked her!

There was a Lady from Japan

who wanted to ride on a Tram

the dirty conductor

pulled out his constructor

now she`s pushing a pram!😜😋

Sign posted behind a toilet door:

Some come here to sit and wonder

some come here to shit like thunder

some come here for their own desire

but you came here to pull your wire😜😋

The boy stood on the burning deck

digging his nose like mad

he rolled it into little balls

and shot it at his dad😜😋

There once was a man from Gelosham

who took out his balls to wash em

his wife said, Jack

if you don`t put em back

I`ll stand on them

and sqaush em!

There was a young lady from Australia

who painted her arse like a dalia

the looks were quite allright

the colours were quite bright

but the smell was a helova failure😋

Quote by splodger
There was a young girl
From Calcutta
Who peeped through a hole in a shutter
And all she could see Was a young maiden's knee
And the balls of the bloke who was up her

There was an old man for calcutta

who often slept with his wife in the gutter

the tropical sun

burnt a hole through his bum

and melted his balls to butter

Quote by darkroot50

I’d watch you in a heartbeat 😈

I once sat and wanked in the back of a public bus. After a couple of minutes another passenger boarded and also headed for the back, at this point I was near to completing my mission, so I just carried on with the task at hand, as he sat down beside me, I reached my climax and partially shot some of my seed onto his lap. He looked down at the mess I was making and merely turned to me and smiled😜😋 I was so happy with the ending that I reached out and started rubbing his leg on his inner thigh, next theing I knew he was unbuttoning his fly so that I could get to his meat. I happily obliged and wanked him to completion as well. All in all, it was a great experience😈

Yes, I sometimes catch myself looking at me wanking in the mirror, I find it very arousing to know that I am being watched😋

I was busy fucking a girl I had just met and taken home in my bedroom, when my mother burst into to the room and told me to not bring sluts home to fuck!

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this is kinda gross but here goes on time i was fucking this chick we had been drinking and we started kissing and she smokes and i dont as i was saying we started kissing and i didnt like the taste and just about puked in her mouth lets say it ruined the mood alsoi was very embarressed and never saw her again

Nope my freind, you don`t have a clue of what is gross. I went on a blind date when I was still in my Teens. My mate was driving with his girlfreind up front and the two of us were in the back of the car. The girl was quite a looker, with a nice body, we were chatting and holding hands when I decided to move in for a nice french kiss. She opened her mouth and reciprocated nicely, as we were really getting into it, my tounge slipped in above her dentures and I actually got some pumkin into my mouth which she had probably had for dinner, THAT was disgusting😲😲😲

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When you masturbate, do you like to watch yourself do it, either directly by just looking down at yourself, or with a camera or a mirror?
Or do you throw your head back, keep your eyes closed, and just enjoy the feeling of it?

Being a bit of a narcascist myself, I do occasionally find myself wanking in front of the mirror in the bathroom and getting extremely horny at watching myself stroking my beautiful cock until I Cum in my free hand, then licking it all up!😜😜😋😋

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Yes, aside from men I have been with that wanted me to do it while they watched, I have done it while driving on the highway and a trucker was staying along side of me.

Yes, yes, yes...I love masturbating whilst I drive along the highway, especially when a truck comes from behind and I purposely slow down so that he wants to overtake me, then as he comes up beside me, I accelerate slightly so as to keep his truck next to my car, then he looks over to give me the "sign" and notices what I am doing. Then he honks on his horn and his sign changes to a "thumbs-up" and he generally just keeps to his speed alongside me and watches until I finish the job "at hand"😜😋This normally gets me very hot and horny, so it does not take me too long to shoot my load all over the steering wheel and on my stomach!😜😜😜