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silveranode
3 weeks ago
Bisexual Male, 80
0 miles · Brisbane
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When my day is really degenerating into a complete and utter pile of body waste, that's been excreted by some of the foulest individuals on this third rock from the sun, this is one particular forum that I thoroughly appreciate.
There an amazing depth of merriment and mirth, assuaged by passion from the heart.
I trust that all the other 'Lushies' will have a great day.
ps. Vale Hugh Heff. Replicating him will be an extremely difficult task.
(Moet).
There an amazing depth of merriment and mirth, assuaged by passion from the heart.
I trust that all the other 'Lushies' will have a great day.
ps. Vale Hugh Heff. Replicating him will be an extremely difficult task.
(Moet). 
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When people finish a sentence with the expression "Know What I Mean" 'Know What I Mean".
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Just curious !
If Trinket is straight (as per her profile) why is she 'Pro' Same Sex Marriage ? ? ?
ps. I'm still waiting to receive my ballot paper.
If Trinket is straight (as per her profile) why is she 'Pro' Same Sex Marriage ? ? ?
ps. I'm still waiting to receive my ballot paper.
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High time for a 'High Tea'.
Coffee or Tea, freshly brewed, a trolley laden with the art of the pastry chef.
An erudite conversation that rises to the occasion.
Coffee or Tea, freshly brewed, a trolley laden with the art of the pastry chef.
An erudite conversation that rises to the occasion.
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An intelligent and witty conversation is always welcome.
I also find that the arrogance, that sometimes goes with those professing to have a good education, leaves quite a bit to be desired.
An educated person will always understand the importance of correct spelling and punctuation.
Pare, Pair, Pear.
Its, It's, Its'.
Wether, Weather, Whether,
To, Too, Two.
Your, You're.
The list goes on.
I also find that the arrogance, that sometimes goes with those professing to have a good education, leaves quite a bit to be desired.
An educated person will always understand the importance of correct spelling and punctuation.
Pare, Pair, Pear.
Its, It's, Its'.
Wether, Weather, Whether,
To, Too, Two.
Your, You're.
The list goes on.
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Rather passé these days.
I much prefer to be at home, with lots of peace and quiet, stretched out in bed and enjoying the moment.
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A.T.M. it's actually 08:23 AESD time (not 10:26 as stated on the posting log)
I'm in full retirement mode.
Breakfast is over and the washing up done.
Just finishing the last of the freshly brewed coffee.
I'm in full retirement mode.
Breakfast is over and the washing up done.
Just finishing the last of the freshly brewed coffee.
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Who hasn't ? ? ? ?
And the Peeping Toms couldn't see anything as all the windows were fogged-up ! ! !
And the Peeping Toms couldn't see anything as all the windows were fogged-up ! ! !
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07:00. (There's actually a 2 hour time difference between my local time and posted time).
Breakfast.
Morning TV.
Contemplate going back to bed.
Breakfast.
Morning TV.
Contemplate going back to bed.
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Why not ?
If he though you were good enough to ask out on a date.
Then a tasteful bunch of flowers means something.
If he though you were good enough to ask out on a date.
Then a tasteful bunch of flowers means something.
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Come here, I need you.
Come here, in bed naked.
Come here, tie me up.
Come here, spank me hard.
Come here, take me orally.
Come here, take me vaginally.
Come here, take me anally.
Cover us in massage oil.
Just come here, RIGHT NOW !
Both of us want you.
Don't stop, GGGGODDDDD, Don't stop.
Come here, in bed naked.
Come here, tie me up.
Come here, spank me hard.
Come here, take me orally.
Come here, take me vaginally.
Come here, take me anally.
Cover us in massage oil.
Just come here, RIGHT NOW !
Both of us want you.
Don't stop, GGGGODDDDD, Don't stop.
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When you get to my vintage, you wish you had some to be pulled.
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When great minds contemplate the situation. 
It's only natural to become aroused when you start a phone conversation with that certain someone.
The guys become harder and the girls become wetter.
It's only natural to become aroused when you start a phone conversation with that certain someone.
The guys become harder and the girls become wetter.
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It doesn't matter where it goes, just as long as it disappears.
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There's insufficient space for the entire Wicked Weasel catalogue.
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VIZ !
(just read Farmer Palmer)
(and all the other characters like Big Vern and T.F.S.)
(just read Farmer Palmer)
(and all the other characters like Big Vern and T.F.S.)
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Yes.
Please have some sympathy for the lady suffers from severe back strain, just trying to stand up straight.
Please have some sympathy for the lady suffers from severe back strain, just trying to stand up straight.
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Both.
Doggy-Style she can bury her face in a pillow when she screams in agony/ecstasy.
Cowgirl you can see the look of raw emotion on her countenance.
Either way I just appreciate the fact that I created both scenarios.
End story.
Doggy-Style she can bury her face in a pillow when she screams in agony/ecstasy.
Cowgirl you can see the look of raw emotion on her countenance.
Either way I just appreciate the fact that I created both scenarios.
End story.
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I would indeed regard it to be a great honour, and accept with great alacrity, a presentation from a lady, that contained nether garments in either pristine or extremely dishevelled circumstances.
I may, of course, take great exception if the aforementioned presentation failed to meet the desired ambrosial expectations.
If, perchance, they were still redolent (even saturated) with the sublime secretions that emanate from an aroused damsel, then so much the better.
Please also refer to my 'Forum Post', February 2017.
I may, of course, take great exception if the aforementioned presentation failed to meet the desired ambrosial expectations.
If, perchance, they were still redolent (even saturated) with the sublime secretions that emanate from an aroused damsel, then so much the better.
Please also refer to my 'Forum Post', February 2017.
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Oh! So naughty as she runs rings around me.
But then she's so absolutely nice about it.
(ps. Great to see another 4x4 advocate).
But then she's so absolutely nice about it.
(ps. Great to see another 4x4 advocate).
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You wear green under your braid.
I used to wear purple.
If all else fails, I call you when the lights go out and we can't get feed from the MSB.
I also used to have problems where 'Greenies' couldn't diagnose bearing failure in a 415VAC 3PH motor until the bearing collapsed and went down to earth.
I used to wear purple.
If all else fails, I call you when the lights go out and we can't get feed from the MSB.
I also used to have problems where 'Greenies' couldn't diagnose bearing failure in a 415VAC 3PH motor until the bearing collapsed and went down to earth.
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CowGirl gives better penetration and allows you to massage the breast at the same time.
Reverse can be kinkier with great penetration and activation of the Chocolate Starfish.
Reverse can be kinkier with great penetration and activation of the Chocolate Starfish.
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When they wrap their legs around your head and try to strangle you with their thighs, you know you're doing it correctly.
But then on the other hand, 'What A Way To Go'.
But then on the other hand, 'What A Way To Go'.
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Beer - I.P.A.
Wine - Cab-Sav or Moet.
Whiskey (Irish) - Bushmills.
Whisky (Scottish) - Laphroaig.
Whisky (American) - Basil Hayden.
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Between 07:00 and 09:00 it's most definitely freshly brewed coffee.