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silveranode
3 weeks ago
Bisexual Male, 80
0 miles · Brisbane
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The best porn is using just everyday, average people.
The more natural, the better.
Exaggerated, over the top, situations just don't cut it.
The more natural, the better.
Exaggerated, over the top, situations just don't cut it.
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I proposed to my first wife.
If I had been more sober, I would have had more sense.
If I had been more inebriated, I wouldn't have been able to.
If I had been more sober, I would have had more sense.
If I had been more inebriated, I wouldn't have been able to.
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I wouldn't just be slipping into bed with the lady.
It would be a case of very inappropriately leaping in.
It would be a case of very inappropriately leaping in.
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Waiting, Waiting, Waiting.
Hurry up and wait.
Story of my life and I'm still waiting.
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Caffeine, Caffeine, glorious Caffeine.
But then at the end of the day.
Nothing really beats Moet. 
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B.T.D.T. (Been There Done That).
It happened, more than once, many decades ago when I was a lot younger and didn't need performance enhancing medication.
Oh such beautiful memories.
(Also, as we say in the Armed Forces, No Names, No Pack Drill).
It happened, more than once, many decades ago when I was a lot younger and didn't need performance enhancing medication.
Oh such beautiful memories.
(Also, as we say in the Armed Forces, No Names, No Pack Drill).
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Being flat on my back and reciprocating in the mutually appropriate manner.
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As one Femme Fatale type friend stated.
There's a few 'Connoisseurs of Cock' but then followed up with O.M.G. Not another 'Dick Shot'.
There's a few 'Connoisseurs of Cock' but then followed up with O.M.G. Not another 'Dick Shot'.
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There's so many beautiful reasons, so as often as possible.
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May a mere male add his 
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For both partners there has to be a mutual appreciation of something that's can be extremely pleasurable for both.
FIRSTLY:- ASK! ALWAYS ASK!
If you just try to jam it in without permission, you could end up undergoing a Bi-Lateral Orchidectomy and she won't use an anaesthetic.
Take your time, relax and see what both partners are capable of.
Finally you can always reverse the roles and let the lady indulge her passion and reciprocate.
.For both partners there has to be a mutual appreciation of something that's can be extremely pleasurable for both.
FIRSTLY:- ASK! ALWAYS ASK!
If you just try to jam it in without permission, you could end up undergoing a Bi-Lateral Orchidectomy and she won't use an anaesthetic.
Take your time, relax and see what both partners are capable of.
Finally you can always reverse the roles and let the lady indulge her passion and reciprocate.
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It all depends on the situation.
If it's one of those idyllic afternoons with the sunlight streaming through the windows and a gentle breeze ruffling the curtains, then it's all very sublime and sensuous.
If you've been apart for weeks and you meet at the airport, then to hell with the CCTV in the carpark, it can be a very rough 'Quickie' ! !
If it's one of those idyllic afternoons with the sunlight streaming through the windows and a gentle breeze ruffling the curtains, then it's all very sublime and sensuous.
If you've been apart for weeks and you meet at the airport, then to hell with the CCTV in the carpark, it can be a very rough 'Quickie' ! !
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It's happened before and on more than one occasion.
Hopefully history will repeat itself.
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All hugs are great.
So much personal emotion.
We need more emoticons.
With my right hand, about 2 hours ago. 
I was her Stud Muffin. 
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'Mayim Bialik', not only does she have a body, but also a real brain to go with it.
She not only plays the part of a Neurobiologist, but also holds a Ph.D, (Doctorate Degree) in Neuroscience, in real life.
I suppose while I'm at it, we could include Rebel Wilson.
She could really enhance the humour with that crazy crowd.
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She not only plays the part of a Neurobiologist, but also holds a Ph.D, (Doctorate Degree) in Neuroscience, in real life.
I suppose while I'm at it, we could include Rebel Wilson.
She could really enhance the humour with that crazy crowd.
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Bed's made.
Breakfast washing-up done.
Finishing my Saturday morning shopping.
Breakfast washing-up done.
Finishing my Saturday morning shopping.
