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(Retired, Extremely Dangerous).
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silveranode
2 weeks ago
Bisexual Male, 80
0 miles · Brisbane
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The short ones can be absolute magic when indulging in a 'Wind-Mill Job'.
But then according to a friend, with a tubular prosthetic, he wants to have an affair with a 'Midget Pole Dancer'.
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When someone stands in front of you and you can really see 'Eye to Eye'.
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From the perspective of a 'Mere Male'.
Much mirth on Australian TV.
There is a television ad for a Bonds (Pacific Brands) Briefs.
The young lady is a standing passenger on a commuter bus and has a very serious wardrobe malfunction.
The string for her 'Pearl String G-String' fails and there's all these little pearls rolling around on the floor of the bus.
I just can't help my self.
Google - Bonds ComfyTails TVC#2
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I just appreciate that someone knows what they're doing.
When people are too rough and it's almost like they're trying to physically detach it from your body is too much.
When people are too rough and it's almost like they're trying to physically detach it from your body is too much.
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Do I believe in 'Ghosts' ? ? ? ?
Not a 'Ghost' of a chance.
But then some things still 'Haunt' me ! ! !
Not a 'Ghost' of a chance.
But then some things still 'Haunt' me ! ! !
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BTDT.
Not just yes, but 'HELL YES'.
The better situation started where both the guy and the girl started with dual oral action to get the situation started.
Not just yes, but 'HELL YES'.
The better situation started where both the guy and the girl started with dual oral action to get the situation started.
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Oh!
To drift off to sleep, content in the after-glow.
One on either side, cuddling and snuggling.
What more can one ask.
To drift off to sleep, content in the after-glow.
One on either side, cuddling and snuggling.
What more can one ask.
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By the sounds coming from my neighbour's house, it sounds like the finals of the MMA match of the year.
Will it go the full 10 rounds or will the local constabulary intervene for a T.K.O.
Will it go the full 10 rounds or will the local constabulary intervene for a T.K.O.
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I haven't made up my mind as yet.
Lots of choices in the freezer/fridge.
Beef, Lamb or Poultry, with a salad or vegetables.
Lots of choices in the freezer/fridge.
Beef, Lamb or Poultry, with a salad or vegetables.
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My ritualised morning 'Caffeine' indulgence. There's nothing better that freshly brewed to start the day.
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I really appreciate it when the lady is riding me 'Cow-Girl'.
It means that I'm not pressing my weight onto her.
I can look into her eyes and see the passion.
I can use both hands to caress her body and use thumbs and finger tips to arouse her pleasure.
She can control the depth of penetration.
She can lean back as I stimulate her clitoris to an incredible orgasm.
Then finally I can lick her clean for my just desserts.
It means that I'm not pressing my weight onto her.
I can look into her eyes and see the passion.
I can use both hands to caress her body and use thumbs and finger tips to arouse her pleasure.
She can control the depth of penetration.
She can lean back as I stimulate her clitoris to an incredible orgasm.
Then finally I can lick her clean for my just desserts.
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Is it true that 90% of the women, that worked for Trump, are suing for sexual harassment and the other 10% are suing for discrimination?
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Quote by coops89- 2 or 3.
Are you male or female? - Male.
How old are you? - getting close to 'Use By Date'.
How many times a week do you masturbate? - Every day.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? - At least once.
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? - Yes.
In the shower? - Yes.
In the bath?
Outdoors?
At work?
Every room in the house?
In a car while traveling... ?
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? - Yes.
A friend? - Yes.
A friend's spouse?
A stranger? - Yes.
A student?
A member of the same sex?
A past lover? - Yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? - Yes.
Standing? - Yes.
Kneeling?
Sitting?
Lying on tummy?
How do you play:
With left hand? - Yes.
With right hand? - Yes.
With a toy? - Yes.
With water from bath?
Written erotica? - Yes.
Pictures? - Yes.
Movie clips online? - Yes.
Videos? - Yes.
Something on TV?
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? - Yes.
Gay or lesbian sex? - Yes.
Group sex or orgies? - Yes.
Blow jobs/oral sex? - Yes.
Cumshots?
Anal? - Yes.
Interracial? -Yes.
Age play? - Yes.
S&M? - Yes.
Role playing? - Yes.
Kinky? - Yes
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
A chat room dialogue?
Exchanged stories or pictures?
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? - Yes.
Masturbated for a man/woman? - Yes.
Masturbated for the same sex?
Masturbated in a group? - Yes
Masturbated for a photo? - Yes.
Masturbated for a webcam? - Yes.
Masturbated for a video? - Yes.
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating?
Insert something or play with your ass?
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
Use pain as a method of playing?
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum?
When was the last time you masturbated? - Yesterday.
Are you wet or hard now? - Yes.
Are you going to masturbate now? - Yes.
Are you a masturbation addict? - Define Addicted.
What is the most you have played in one day?
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One would think that the beautiful English Rose would appreciate a freshly brewed cup of tea.
But then if it has to be coffee, then 'Let It Be'.
But then if it has to be coffee, then 'Let It Be'.
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I'm not concerned with the category.
I prefer prose to poetry.
If I can't find it here, then there's always 'Lit'.
I prefer prose to poetry.
If I can't find it here, then there's always 'Lit'.
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Bond - especially with a DB4, 30 Y.O. Single Malt and a Licence to Kill.
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Of adequate girth and length:-
To keep them quiet when giving oral.
To make their eyes roll into the back of their head when receiving vaginal.
To make them wince during anal plundering.
To keep them quiet when giving oral.
To make their eyes roll into the back of their head when receiving vaginal.
To make them wince during anal plundering.
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I will just contemplate some pillow talk, when I lay my head in bed.
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I always like to start with the eyes.
Then work my way down.
Oh! Yes! I just love going down.
Then work my way down.
Oh! Yes! I just love going down.