As a practicing gourmet, there's entrée, main course and a luscious dessert.
What more could one ask for ? ? ?
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silveranode
2 weeks ago
Bisexual Male, 80
0 miles · Brisbane
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Extremely Intriguing.
Just out of curiosity, does she like Frog's Legs ? ? ?
Just out of curiosity, does she like Frog's Legs ? ? ?
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She moves in strange, yet mysterious, ways.
Poetry in motion.
Poetry in motion.
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If I was wearing a 'Kilt', I wouldn't be constrained by an 'Under The Butt Nut-Hut' !
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Just a brief message to all the Lushies that had their comments Censored/deleted as being too extravagant.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE SEND ME A COPY OF WHAT WAS DELETED.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE SEND ME A COPY OF WHAT WAS DELETED.
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Sautéed garlic prawns (Shrimp to the people in the USA).
Washed down with a chilled Dos Equis or two.
Then a medium-rare steak and vegetables.
Washed down with a Santa Julia Cabernet Sauvignon (Mendoza Argentina).
To finish with profiteroles.
And maybe a Martel Cordon Bleu, to finish the evening.
Just because I'm older and greyer, in my retirement years, doesn't mean I have to forgo some of life's simple pleasures.
Washed down with a chilled Dos Equis or two.
Then a medium-rare steak and vegetables.
Washed down with a Santa Julia Cabernet Sauvignon (Mendoza Argentina).
To finish with profiteroles.
And maybe a Martel Cordon Bleu, to finish the evening.
Just because I'm older and greyer, in my retirement years, doesn't mean I have to forgo some of life's simple pleasures.
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Most certainly.
With the aid of a good 'Buzz' we can make Adi's day.
With the aid of a good 'Buzz' we can make Adi's day.
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Guilty. B.T.D.T. (Been There, Done That).
Contrary to some beliefs, you can enjoy a 3some without being too emotional.
Have you ever been intimate with your partner/spouse, then proceeded to your illicit lover and indulged again without passing through the ablutions block?
Contrary to some beliefs, you can enjoy a 3some without being too emotional.
Have you ever been intimate with your partner/spouse, then proceeded to your illicit lover and indulged again without passing through the ablutions block?
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This is an excellent idea.
Quick question 'Do they have something similar for the Guys' ?
Quick question 'Do they have something similar for the Guys' ?
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FOUR FEET
I have done what most men do
And pushed it out of my mind
But I cannot forget if I wanted to do
Four feet trotting along behind
Day after day, the whole day through
Wherever my road inclined
Four Feet said, "I am going with you"
And trotted along behind
Now I must go by some other road
Which I shall never find
Somewhere that will not carry the sound
Of the four feet trotting behind
Rudyard Kipling
I have done what most men do
And pushed it out of my mind
But I cannot forget if I wanted to do
Four feet trotting along behind
Day after day, the whole day through
Wherever my road inclined
Four Feet said, "I am going with you"
And trotted along behind
Now I must go by some other road
Which I shall never find
Somewhere that will not carry the sound
Of the four feet trotting behind
Rudyard Kipling
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As an active gourmet, I've found that it's an acquired taste.
Some ladies do and some ladies don't.
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Especially someone with a derriere you can park a bicycle in and stand a pint on.
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Too late, she cried.
I.A.W. Genesis Ch 17 Verses 10 to 14, I was about 8 days old and had no say at all.
I.A.W. Genesis Ch 17 Verses 10 to 14, I was about 8 days old and had no say at all.
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A friendly female of the species was rather sceptical about such a device.
After logging on and watching the look on her face, I heard her make a comment, words to the effect.
"Oh! My God. If that was real, make it Sliced on Rye and hold the Mayo."
After logging on and watching the look on her face, I heard her make a comment, words to the effect.
"Oh! My God. If that was real, make it Sliced on Rye and hold the Mayo."
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What sort of threesome are we talking about?
FFF
FFM
FMF
FMM
MFM
MMF
MMM
FFF
FFM
FMF
FMM
MFM
MMF
MMM
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It just has to be indecent.
That is 'Long Enough', 'Hard Enough' and 'Deep Enough'.
That's when it's 'In Decent'.
That is 'Long Enough', 'Hard Enough' and 'Deep Enough'.
That's when it's 'In Decent'.
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Weet-bix (3), honey, blueberries, raspberries and full-cream milk.
Washed down with copious quantities of coffee.
Washed down with copious quantities of coffee.
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I found this statement in Beard Facts.
Beard Fact #19.
92% of women, studied, found that sitting on a breaded man's face for 20 minutes a day is Absolutely Fucking Fabulous.
Beard Fact #19.
92% of women, studied, found that sitting on a breaded man's face for 20 minutes a day is Absolutely Fucking Fabulous.
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To indulge in aviation terminology, it should be 'Runway 18'.
You have to use some V.F.R.
There's the glide scope and the Tit Vasis, sorry that should be T-Vasis for short final and touch down.
You have to use some V.F.R.
There's the glide scope and the Tit Vasis, sorry that should be T-Vasis for short final and touch down.