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silveranode
2 weeks ago
Bisexual Male, 80
0 miles · Brisbane
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May I reject the word 'Fuck'.
There are several ladies that I would dearly love to embrace and make mad, passionate love to.
Being a gentleman, I will not divulge their names at this point in time.
There are several ladies that I would dearly love to embrace and make mad, passionate love to.
Being a gentleman, I will not divulge their names at this point in time.
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Oh, so nice, but also Oh, so naughty.
Oh, what a beautiful meld of both.
It's a lucky partner that has her on their arm.
Oh, what a beautiful meld of both.
It's a lucky partner that has her on their arm.
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As any gourmet will advise you, there are three courses.
Entrée (foreplay), with a mouthful of Sorbet Ice Cubes
The Main Course, where she rips the sheets/tablecloth off when she's finished
.
Followed by your just Desserts.
You should always finish with something sweet
.
Entrée (foreplay), with a mouthful of Sorbet Ice Cubes
The Main Course, where she rips the sheets/tablecloth off when she's finished
.Followed by your just Desserts.
You should always finish with something sweet
. 
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Both.
It's just like being 'Bi'.
It's the best of both worlds
It's just like being 'Bi'.
It's the best of both worlds
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Just a light vinaigrette.
Regrettably too many people try to bash it with 'Balsamic'.
If you want a heavier dressing, just put it on the side.
Bon Appetite.
Regrettably too many people try to bash it with 'Balsamic'.
If you want a heavier dressing, just put it on the side.
Bon Appetite.
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Teriyaki Salmon and steamed vegetables. Maybe followed up with just a small serving of vanilla ice-cream.
Maybe tomorrow night will be a grilled lamb chop, more steamed vegetables and hollandaise for the asparagus.
Maybe tomorrow night will be a grilled lamb chop, more steamed vegetables and hollandaise for the asparagus.
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Also is it true that ladies start to lose interest when they pass that age.
A 60 year old male doesn't worry about the age difference.
Under 18 is protected by law, over 80 is protected by nature.
A 60 year old male doesn't worry about the age difference.
Under 18 is protected by law, over 80 is protected by nature.
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It's just after 05:00 local time and I'm listening to the early morning bird calls.
Just another beautiful day in suburban Brisbane.
Just another beautiful day in suburban Brisbane.
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My friendly, local Kookaburras are my alarm clock.
Wake up.
Scratch testicles (ladies rub their eyes), stretch and indulge in a bit of spine bashing.
Remember that I'm now retired from the profession.
Contemplate the morning.
Get out of bed, proceed to kitchen and make fresh pot of coffee.
Breakfast is weet-bix, honey, fresh fruit (blackberries and raspberries) and milk.
More coffee.
Check the news on TV, then check email in-box.
If nothing interesting is happening, I can always go back to bed.
Wake up.
Scratch testicles (ladies rub their eyes), stretch and indulge in a bit of spine bashing.
Remember that I'm now retired from the profession.
Contemplate the morning.
Get out of bed, proceed to kitchen and make fresh pot of coffee.Breakfast is weet-bix, honey, fresh fruit (blackberries and raspberries) and milk.
More coffee.Check the news on TV, then check email in-box.
If nothing interesting is happening, I can always go back to bed.
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I agree with Bethany.
To hell with the ring.
Make it a king-size bed covered with a fitted (contour) plastic sheet and add a gallon of almond oil.
Fighting means nothing, loving is everything.
The only way to go down, is between the thighs.
To hell with the ring.
Make it a king-size bed covered with a fitted (contour) plastic sheet and add a gallon of almond oil.
Fighting means nothing, loving is everything.
The only way to go down, is between the thighs.
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More than adequate for my partner's needs.
On more than one occasion I've been asked 'Please put it back in' ! ! !
On more than one occasion I've been asked 'Please put it back in' ! ! !
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As often as required.
When you feel the need, 'JUST DO IT' !
When you feel the need, 'JUST DO IT' !
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I thoroughly enjoy the intimate feeling of bareback.
Unfortunately sometimes you have to insist on some form of personal protection.
Just remember that prophylactic contraceptives were originally developed to prevent transmission of STDs and not as a pregnancy prevention measure.
Unfortunately sometimes you have to insist on some form of personal protection.
Just remember that prophylactic contraceptives were originally developed to prevent transmission of STDs and not as a pregnancy prevention measure.
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As I said before.
A waste of time as they just don't have sufficient support in front.
A waste of time as they just don't have sufficient support in front.
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The exact number is immaterial.
I just like to remember the total enjoyment experienced by everyone concerned.
Here's to everyone's health, wealth and happiness.
I just like to remember the total enjoyment experienced by everyone concerned.
Here's to everyone's health, wealth and happiness.
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Neatly manicured.
(one still needs some organic dental floss).
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Hey, c'mon, how about letting the guys have a say.
One of my favourites stars is Helen Mirren.
From Dunk Island to REDs and back again she still has what it takes.
One of my favourites stars is Helen Mirren.
From Dunk Island to REDs and back again she still has what it takes.
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Throughout my lifetime, I've learnt that I can trust people, until they give me a very good reason to no longer trust them.
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I don't think that I could actually settle in one place.
I just want to go out and explore this great big world.
I've made some great friends in my travels and I'm having lots of fun, in retirement, spending the Pension Fund.
I just want to go out and explore this great big world.
I've made some great friends in my travels and I'm having lots of fun, in retirement, spending the Pension Fund.
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Something you can park a bicycle in and stand a pint on.
Even better when they're 'NiceAndTight'. (that's a Germanic word for tampon).
Even better when they're 'NiceAndTight'. (that's a Germanic word for tampon).
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Panda, when you swim naked and cast your gaze upon your bountiful harvest (
), do you always sing "Islands in the Stream'?
), do you always sing "Islands in the Stream'? 
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Lonely.
(There's a very special lady, that lives interstate, that I want to curl up with.)
(There's a very special lady, that lives interstate, that I want to curl up with.)