on the next horny thrust—

satisfy her own towering lust,

There once was a talking ca-cootch

Who was forever ordering hootch.

While sipping some gin,

Clit

Ring

One hand teased her peppery muff; the other tickled his dripping cock.

There once was an animate cock

Who bitched, "Aw this sex stuff's a crock"

To the hen house he went

'Til all his money was spent

And he’d put his old male vibe in hock.

There once was a talking ca-cootch

My girlfriend was climbing a tree

And offered a quick repartee

"If you peek up my skirt

Prepare for a squirt"

And to me that meant "Peek away!"

There once was an animate cock

My girlfriend was climbing a tree

And offered a quick repartee

"If you peek up my skirt

Camera

Shy

Day

Off

Potato chips

Cantelopes or grapefruit?

Strawberry

Frottage or self-pleasure?

Not yet. Have you ever swallowed a pube?

😎

What’s an emoji you’ve never used?

Unholy

Union

My hand whispered over her bush

Trice - twice

Ribbon

Cutter

Silken balls then cock

Rising into the night air

Two fingers, stroking

Yes.

Is there a story you’ve written you wish you hadn’t written?

Dewdrop

Inn

Dog

Days

Fast

Forward

Lying on the bed

Feeling the radiant pulse

The tingling longing

No but watched.

ever leave the house aroused with no underwear?

There was a young bounder from Boston

Who had a huge cock but it cost him

He’d swing it around

And make a big sound

But the girls found him lame so they tossed him

I know an old gal from Sri Lanka

Who five shots of vodka she drank a

Then two more of Whisky

Then had to pisskey

And the rest of the night she drank Sanka

There was a young goer from Burbank

Quite shy she pretended to be

Until it was time to go pee

A feisty young lady from Britain

Likes having her earlobes bitten

Which makes her wet

And while dripping with sweat

Hard

On