Follower of many, worshipper of none.

Musky

Outdoors the cool of an evening; indoors the eddies and crashes of orgasms, one after the other.

No, because physical appearance changes don’t last, always, and what’s inside you is always more important.

Grilled bagatelles or baklava?

Barbie.

Porky’s or Last Tango in Paris?

Only when I’m tired, tipsy, or caught off guard.

Do you have a favorite body part (in a partner)?

Sushi.

Solo or mutual masturbation?

Pantiless, she lay back, putting one leg on each of his shoulders.

Preen -> Peter

Night falls and the sighs begin and the rustling sound of flesh on flesh.

Viper -> Ripen

Spire -> Price

SAUSAGES

Sexy and unattached, Averil grew even saucier.

Coffee. Breakfast or no breakfast?

Her breasts tickled his cock. Hilarity ensued.

There once was a cocksman from Kent

Whose wanker never ever got spent

But one day he said, “Um,

I’ve got no more cum!”

The reason? His willie was bent!

An American to Paris did travel

And about things there he'd cavil

Until he met a coquette

Pansexual Pete was never bored on Friday night

Deep inside her bush, gushing fountains

“Competition is the source of innovation,” she said as her hand dove into the furry cleft between her thighs…

She came quickly, hands soaked, mind humming.

Her legs swung up into the air, higher with each thrust.

Rock’n’roll will save your soul

You rang?

She lifted the hem of her dress

lol and you expect of him less

She gave him a peek

And he came with a squeak

They went to the toy store together

With nary a stitch on their nethers

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Dinner

Christmas Eve or Christmas?

CHUD

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