So when Ellie temporarily moved abroad as part of a six-month company transfer, she decided to let Mel stay in the house rather than sort something else as she would be moving back. The other thing that left was seeing her constantly to fill my fantasy of images of her. I don’t think I was the first guy to fuck their girlfriend and think of their mum asleep down the hall. Ellie was mid-forties but with a body of half her...