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some days, i'd take the $10.00 and split. smile and yes, that is a serious answer. not every day, certainly, but there ARE days like that.

that said, a million would be hard to turn down, and the people who really matter to me here i can keep in touch with off site, so...
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Quote by scottob1234
None of you will ever guess.


is it... Stabby?
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Ummm... Nicky and I had an agreement that I she's not supposed to do this for me... that said, it kind of does make my heart soar, especially when you add in all the lovely comments from people. thanks very much. i won't lie and pretend there is not some ego involved, but honestly, this site is home for me, has been since i landed about 9 or so years ago, and being able to be part of it, to watch and help it grow and to connect with so many amazing people has been a gift. so thanks you very much. ( i feel like i should be clutching a golden dildo or something right now. lol). smile
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings to all Monday moaners and groaners. Fuzzy, I don't care what everybody else here says behind your back, I think you're okay -- at least for the handling the set-up. ;)

Scott2 and TG, your tea is brewing, probably.

Has anyone checked the Site Announcement forum for possible contest results?


While we abide awhile in impatience, who else needs a drink of something or other?




Nicky asked for results by the 20th, so I'm guessing win winners will be announced over the weekend
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Pretty sure nobody here knows my actual real name is Priscilla.
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Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS




SimplyJohn.





we are actually considering a SimplyJohn story catagory. keep an eye out.
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Can it be 0-5 stars? then I can truly rate a story.







personally, i think we should have negative numbers.
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Vulgar

adjective


adjective: vulgar
lacking sophistication or good taste; unrefined.
"the vulgar trappings of wealth"

synonyms: tasteless, gross, crass, unrefined, tawdry, ostentatious, flamboyant, overelaborate, overdone, showy, flashy, gaudy, garish, brassy, ki
tsch, tinselly, flaunting, glaring, brash, loud, harsh; More
antonyms: tasteful, restrained

making explicit and offensive reference to sex or bodily functions; coarse and rude.
"a vulgar joke"

synonyms: rude, indecent, indelicate, offensive, distasteful, obnoxious, risqué, suggestive, racy, earthy, off color, colorful, coarse, crude, ribald, Rabelaisian, bawdy, obscene, lewd, salacious, licentious, vile, depraved, sordid, smutty, dirty, filthy, pornographic, X-rated, scatological; More
antonyms: decent, wholesome, inoffensive
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What happened to the good, the bad and the ugly?
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she's much nicer than she pretends to be, but don't tell her i said that, cause i'm kinda scared of her...
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Quote by Ping


Sigh. You’ve clearly read into this more than what was done or intended. Calvin. Cartoon. Dora. Cartoon. Stewie. Cartoon. Stewie says whore and slut all the time. Ping. Real guy. Never uses whore, slut, or bitch in real life. Nor does Ping objectify in the manner that you’ve accused. Nor would he say or do said thing to the young actress that plays Dora in the movie. Jane. Not a slut. Rocky Horror fans yell slut. If you had an issue, you should have PM’d me. We could have privately chatted, and I would have easily modified my attempt at a humorous comment because you were uncomfortable with it. All you had to do was ask. But you went nuclear and public. I don’t like to be bullied, yes, this is bullying, so I’ve had to publicly defend myself. Sigh.


1) i'm not bullying you. i'm stating an opinion. pretty sure there's a huge difference.

2) Family guy is geared towards adults and stewie is not an adult calling girls sluts and whores.

3) yeah, i got that it was in jest. lots of things guys call women is in jest. they think it's kinda funny. sometimes it is. when someone like Lyfbuz calls me a slut, it's funny. i know Lyfbuz. i'm an adult. we have developed a relationship with me to the point that he knows that it's acceptable in certain contexts and i have tacitly given him permission to do so. when Rocky Horror fans hell slut, it's part of the schtick of the movie. people get it. when you suggested people call Dora a slut, yep, it ticked me off. it's not acceptable.

4) i don't think you're a bad guy. i don't think you'd really ever do that, even if you joke about it. sometimes the jokes not funny, or at least not to 51% of the population. this is lush. "slut" and "whore" are somewhat acceptable, depending on the context and we're adults, we can usually deal with it when it's not, even though, at times, it's irritating or annoying or hurtful. that said...

5) women deal with that off site as well. it's never pleasant, and sometimes we just are sort of forced to smile and take it, to shrug it off, to not make waves. when you're talking about impressionable young girls it leaves an invisible mark. guys don't get that because they are rarely subject to that. and, newsflash, when it's used against women or girls, it IS bullying.

6) i didn't "go nuclear". i made a statement. i didn't call you names, i didn't scream at your or threaten you. i simply stated that i thought your remark was in poor taste.

7) you could have just took a moment to think about it, think about how it affects people and simply say 'you know what? yeah, that was kind of a crass statement. i didn't really mean it, and i'm sorry that i said it. it just wasn't cool'. and i would have said 'yeah, i get that, no worries, it happens, it happens and thanks for owning it.' and this would all be moot. sometimes defending yourself should not be the go to action. sometimes just admitting that you shouldn't have said what you did is the way to go.

8)ironically, i do know how this is going to go over. guys are going to read this and here's going to be the unposted thoughts of a lot of them. i just branded myself as a bitchy feminist cunt. i'm not particularly cool with that, but i have learned to live with it. some of the more crass will make jokes about me needing a good fucking, shutting me up by shoving their cock in my mouth, or my ass.

9) i am currently working with teen girls. be surprised at the stuff they put up with from guys, at least i hope you would. i'm not. i was a teen girl at one time too. The character, Dora, is pretty cool. she's smart, clever, funny, brave and a good role model. it would have been nice to have someone comment on any one of those attributes. instead, the first word out of your mouth is, she's a slut. you said it in jest. i'm just letting you know that it's not really as funny as you think it is. also not really cool about you insinuating that i would sit in a family oriented movie wearing latex, smelling of pot, or giggling at double entendres. i do that on lush, sure, and in the privacy of my own home, but in that setting? sorry, doesn't happen, especially when i'm attending the showing with a friend, her 2 daughters and 2 of their friends - all of whom wouldn't have been please by someone shouting out 'Dora's a slut' in jest, or not.
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Quote by Buz


Oh, no, I wouldn't even allow a guy wearing such on my boat. But women are welcome to wear as slimpy attire as they want or none at all.



i only attend Buz's boat parties wearing full plate mail armor. those things get too rowdy for my refined lady-like tastes.
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Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS




I don't need any emotional connection w/ guy during sex. It's just sex.








sex with guys - i don't need it. it's just fucking and it's usually hotter without the emotional attachment.

sex with girls - a little different for me. i usually have some sort of attachment. rarely do quickies with girls - a lot of times it's a friendship that gets a little sexy and naked at times. pretty comfortable with no strings attached sex with girlfriends, to be honest.
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Quote by Ping


Oh, you know I jest. Sheesh.

Clearly, I hit a nerve. Was it difficult for you to be amongst girls a quarter your age?

Were you inappropriately laughing alone at non-innuendos because you thought there existed double entendres?

Did mother’s move their daughters over several seats because you attended in a latex body suit and smelled of sex and pot?



Be nice to me. I’ve got more. Fair warning.

I do want to see the movie. I hope for the best. I was disappointed that the Emma Roberts/Nancy Drew thing didn’t become a series, because that was a good movie.


why would it be difficult? you know i have a life outside of lush, right? the only nerve it hit is sexually objectifying girls and thinking it's funny. i'm perfectly fine with being called a slut here, in the right context. difference is, i'm not a 16yo teenager. *shrugs* bring it. i think you know i can take whatever you dish out.

btw, Dora skews more towards tweens and young teens, but younger kids will enjoy it as well (tho there are a couple of scary bits) and has some very positive messages. accompanying adults will enjoy it too. good family movie. worth watching. smile
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Quote by Ping
Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood.

Honestly, I think some of the reviewers who complained about this movie, especially this one chick, just didn’t get it. She wanted Quinton T. to better explain the murders. Said she was disappointed. Lady!!! Read the fucking title of the movie. What starts with “Once Upon a time...”? Fairytales. QT revised history. It was brilliant. I loved this movie. Leonardo is an amazing actor. The scenes with the little girl - priceless. This is how he/we wished things happened. Even with a much maligned breed of a dog.

Us

Huge disappointment, but my gut told me that. I delayed and delayed, and then finally watched it. Too contrived. If no one didn’t see the ending coming, they weren’t watching. Hell, you could have skipped 3/4 of the movie and still saw it coming. Too ambitious. Too contrived. Too bad.

First Man

Meh. I learned a few things but it won’t stay with me. Almost seemed like a waste of a resources.

Fuck it. I think I’ll go see Dora next. Expectations are low. I think I’ll yell at the screen, like I’m at Rocky Horror. “Backpack! Backpack!” or maybe, “Dora, you SLUT!”

“Boring” is a given.


Dora is actually quite good. and what is funny about screaming 'slut' at a young girl? in a theater full of young girls? you think that's okay to do?
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Quote by Soleil_Rouge


Why not get a campfire started to gather around and roast marshmallows while we are at it lol???


mmm... s'mores... heart smile
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Quote by techgoddess
Well my brand new kitchen counter looks awfully inviting...


be happy to help you break it in. will their be brownies too? smile
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Quote by Milik_the_Red


Oh, go ahead. Just for old times sake.


rather just get along - want to join me for a round of Kumbaya? smile
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Quote by Milik_the_Red
Here Here.k3EllLUyiLYE4hPN

I am very pleased by these changes


this is where i really want to insult you, just to be funny, but realize, at the last minute, that it's a terrible idea.
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Nicola recently updated the Think Tank rules of conduct in the sticky. I would suggest that, if you're a regular or even an irregular poster in that particular forum, you read these carefully. Thanks, and enjoy:

Recently a few members have overstepped the mark and blatantly disregarded our forum posting rules, particularly concerning being courteous and respecting others.

After several gentle and not so gentle requests to toe the line, they are now on an enforced break from the site.

I've had enough, and so have our Mods.

Nobody wants to visit forums which are littered with personal insults, trolling and general abuse.

Please re-read our guidelines if you need a refresher course. I know The "Think Tank" was set up for more animated discussions, but it's become personal and very nasty in places. I for one don't want to see it and nor do most of our membership I'm sure:

The Lush Forums were created with the intention of providing a comfortable place for people with a common interest to exchange ideas, share information and enjoy each other's company. These forums are maintained in that spirit and members are expected to honor those goals. The basic guide to etiquette is this: be polite, be mature, keep your language clean and respect the opinions of others (even if you disagree).

The administrators will browse the forums from time to time to ensure that the guidelines are being followed. Anyone not following the guidelines may find their posts deleted, and risk being suspended, or even banned, if the problem continues. If you notice any posts that do not adhere to these guidelines, please notify the forum administrator by via the Help >> Contact Us link.

No hate speech.

Any post that insults people based on their race, gender, sex, sexual preference, religion, culture, or country of origin, or threatens them explicitly or implicitly is not allowed and may result in an immediate ban. This includes both fellow forum members and your fellow human beings in general.

No Moderator / Site bashing.

If you have an issue with a particular moderator, the manner in which you've been treated, or the way any aspect of the site is run, please use the Help >> Contact Us link, and your issue will be forwarded to the most relevant person. These matters are best kept out of the public forums, and do nothing to create a harmonious atmosphere we all strive for.

Remember, moderators are here to help you, to keep the site running smoothly and free of pests. They give up their time freely to do so. Please show them the respect they deserve.

Personal disputes

Please do not use these forums for personal disputes, heated debates, flame wars etc. You are expected to treat each other with respect in the forums and take any personal disputes to a private mode of discussion off the forums.

Respect other users

Sometimes people can write something that you may find offensive. Before launching into a public condemnation though, please consider that the person may not have intended to cause offence. It is very easy to misinterpret a post on forums. There is absolutely no need to resort to insults. Respect others even if you disagree with their views.

No trolling

What is a troll? It's a person who posts something which is bound to stir people up and then sits back and watches as dozens of people jump in and start arguing. Sometimes trolls get their friends to join in or post under different names. Generally they will do anything it takes to get attention. If you see a message like this, please try and refrain from replying to it - it may well be deleted anyway.

Keep on topic

Do try and keep to the topic of the thread. If you want to raise a new issue then consider whether a new topic is more appropriate.
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meow meow Sí. Creó que tú cama está bien confortable y también quiero que me nalguees.



I fixed it too








i usually prefer to be the spankee, but in your case, i could make an exception.
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Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS




Mexican but like macho mexican not DF, Slavic and SimplyJohn's voice.











*growls* te gustaria ver mi habitacion?
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For those who don't know what figging is, read my handy little guide. smile

https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst16337_Figging.aspx

to answer your question, I have. it's something i quite enjoy, especially when coupled with rope bondage. my wife and i are very open when it comes to trying out new things. i maybe have brought it up over dinner or something? really don't recall - it was a very long time ago. first time was INCREDIBLY intense. that hasn't changed, btw. speaking of which, it's been a while. putting ginger on my shopping list as soon as i post this. smile
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