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Have i won yet? Gonna want my prize in skittles, please.

i have a title already. Jen in a fen with some men.

Quote by darkroot50

🤣 good to know

even confuses me. like wtf? lol

Quote by David_LeRoy

My Rams defeated the 49ers 42-26 and could easily have made it 49 if they hadn't throttled down and sat on the ball in the last 3 minute or so. The game ended inside the SF 30

I'm sure had the Niners been healthy it would have been much closer but somehow their greet coaching staff seems to be able to plug almost anyone into their system to make it work

I believe Mac Jones has already taken Purdys job at QB. He's both phenomenal and cheap, which will open up room on San Francisco’s salary cap

I’m willing to bet Purdy gets traded in the off-season for some draft picks and clearing out some sour cap space and I don’t think the team will suffer at all for it

Matt Stafford thew 4 more TD’s, that makes 4 straight games he’s thrown four TDs without an interception, truly phenomenal and should put him squarly in the lead for league MVP.

Kyle has announced publicly that as soon as Purdy is healthy again, it's his job. Also, Brock, when healthy, is better at the position. Jones has no mobility in the back field for starters. be willing to bet real money on him not being traded.

Quote by Seeker4

As I've probably said before, I'm not a fan of American football or its Canadian sibling in spite of having had a couple college-level players in the family (my grandfather and more recently, my cousin's kid). But San Francisco 49ers is one of my favourite sports team names. Ties to the city's history, doesn't feel like the product of focus groups and marketing spin, and trips nicely off the tongue.

Survived my two-hour drive home in the first winter weather of the season. Asphalt is still too warm for the snow to accumulate on it or freeze up much (the salt trucks were out on the highways, though) but the visibility was brutal.

Do you serve hot toddies here? Because I could use something warm and intoxicating.

living in Seattle, i am supposed to be a seahawk's fan, but my heart has always been with bay area teams. actually was a Raiders fun until they stabbed us in the back and moved to Vegas, so now i am a casual niners fan. mostly I follow basketball. Go Warriors.

Quote by David_LeRoy

Well in the United States it’s football Sunday almost a religion here and my Rams are looking at playing the arch nemesis this afternoon so I’ll be watching the games for the most part but hopefully somewhere in there I can sneak in some writing as well

Niners are going to crush you and then pee on your graves. lol (that said, I would be surprised if they win today. too many injuries).

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Yeah, but you LIKE it when she does that šŸ˜‚

shush. don't tell HER that. 🤐

i keep trying to leave. Unfortunately, Jen knows where I live. not to mention, she's got the only key to my leash, so here I am, still slaving away and being abused.

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Morning Bear wow I'm impressed serving the favourite coffee beans of our royalty guess you read of their love of Seattle Best!!

Not to mention Seattle's love of them.

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Yes I shall support your Blue Jays the only good from Seattle was grunge and that's pretty well done too.

Raises eyebrow

Quote by simplyjohn

Fixed that for you.

Keeley and Pepper approve. mew.

I'm feeling really good about this one. Can I have my prize in bitcoins?

Quote by sprite

Ese debe ser el cono que pedi

prefiero la crema (es el que huele a atun)

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El gato estĆ” en la puerta. Ten miedo. Ten mucho miedo.

Ese debe ser el cono que pedi

Quote by apptobebad

Is that not roleplay? I was told it was 8 inches. Surely that is more than a chipolata?

lol

i wanna be the bun to your sausage, baby. 😜

Quote by kistinspencil
Mi nuevo hijo ya tiene tres días. ¿Dónde has estado?

oop! Sorry! Gonna go read it right now!

Quote by AvidlyCurious

Ahora sĆ­ yes
Tanta espera valió la pena.

thanks for your patience. lol

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Taylor is a genius! Truly one of a kind in how she thinks. She inspires me to dig deeper on my own writing. smile

word. Loved the movie (we went last night) loved the experience. loved the community. loved the album.

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Por fin. Tengo tantos problemas con el inglƩs.

Good time to start writing your micros again then smile

Quote by Chet_Morton

”Puta!

No te enojes conmigo. Solo soy el mensajero.

Quote by Milik_the_Red

It's Le Roy. Damn dyslexia, kicking in. It was my grandfathers first name and my fathers middle. He passed it to me.

It's an Americanization of the French, Le Roi, or the king so, as they said in Game of Thrones, I'm the 3rd of the name 🤣

I think I'm going to make the change. Like you said it’s a new chapter

Leroy. got it. šŸ¤£šŸ˜‡

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How much wad does a wood chuck bank, if a wood chuck could bank wad?

Yeah, think i'll give up on being a poet. Anyway, not high maintenacne, just know what I like. I mean, a kebab is fine. he he

wink

Or a nice juicy sausage, perhaps?

Quote by simplyjohn

Two pints of lager and shes pissed again.

1.5 pints. smile

Quote by Milik_the_Red

I have to admit you had me scared there for a minute

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Jen was complaining about me not doing anything around here anymore. thinking she's already regretting it. biggrin

Quote by techgoddess

LOL As soon as I hit submit, I KNEW you were gonna call me out on bi- not being .5 of bitch

How about this instead:

Holy fu...

good kitty. pets you

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You bi...

Like that? šŸ˜‰šŸ˜˜

i said exactly 1.5. bitch has 5 letters. "you di..." would have been more correcter.