my cats didn't even get me a card. little fuckers.

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Why would you buy a rain forest, or a river?

preservation, baby. preservation. 😇

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I may or may not have intercepted the Christmas stripper...

I liked the one you sent to me so much, I got greedy.

this explains all my missing amazon packages...

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Was it ever ON your Christmas list??

I never even got a reply to the Christmas stripper I sent!

be patient. i'm not done with her yet

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You sharing those bonbons?

sure. just not with you.

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There once was a sprite who was greedy

Everyone knew she was needy

For praise, and what's more

Sex through the back door

And writing most awfully seedy!

.

She turned to AI to turn tricks

Of prose full of pussies and dicks

Yet to her dismay

T'was a dearth of "hooray"

And a definite lacking of clicks!

crossing your name off my Christmas list

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As you may remember, JustForYou, it is a line that made it into one of my stories... and yes, I always smile when Rachel mentions it. BTW: she did win a comp not so long ago! 😀

Ages ago, actually. when dinosaurs roamed the earth.

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If it's the usual pile of cr... creative writing you come up with I very much doubt it.

not this time. i went with AI. work of genius, baby.

did i win yet?

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Hi, guys! I am not familiar with the criteria for judging in the story writing competition, as it is my first. But I must say, whoever is judging the entries, they will have a difficult time. Many stories are equally beautiful, sensual and powerful. So glad that I get to read more entries this week.

there's usually a lot of drinking involved.

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It took me a while, after writing almost 7,000 words, to re-tailor this down to the required <=3,000 words, but I made it!

The Water Snake

"I loved the way her tits and ass looked … and the way she asked if I wanted to fuck …"

i just counted. you have 3001 words. please delete one.

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Hey all, been kinda busy but thought I'd pop in to say hi. Paddling: thx for the Cult, one of my fav bands!

Hoping all the best for your results Kimmi. (Also waiting on some biopsy results.)

My approach or mindset on health issues may not be for everyone but the way I figure it: If I die I have nothing to worry about. If I don't die then I have nothing to worry about. Therefore: I have nothing to worry about. 😀🤣😀 So I ate a whole pizza to celebrate.

I'd like a strawberry soda please.

that's incredibly selfish of you. what about the rest of us?

A little bit of Firefly, a little bit of dystopian steampunk, a lot of imaginative world and character building - and the dialogue! with some kinky sex thrown in. I've been watching Rowan grow for a while now, learning his craft and penning some unique, sometimess boundary-pushing, stories, so i am pleased as punch to see him awarded with his first EP. Congratz, dude. keep it up.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/steampunk/steam-bunny-fuck-them-stars

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Greetings from cloudy Normandy!

I hope you all are behaving … but behaving WELL this time … in my absence!

We went to Mass a Notre Dame early on Monday, then wandered around the building afterward. It is FAR cleaner – and more popular – now than it was last time we visited!. A couple of photos for you all, plus the view out of Jay's cousin's window in Normandy, just to remind you all that I'm still alive and … well …

Y'all take care now, y'hear?

you doing the beaches or graveyards while you're there?

I voted 6, being the age at which i killed my first... umm.. nvm

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I've just worked out a rough draft for the winning competition story. You can all stop writing now.

thank god i didn't get very far.

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I am so close to submitting it hurts. Just can't settle on which of two endings to use.

scrap them both and write a third one

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Welp, maybe I should re-install Grammarly then, I know I got issues with spacing (as the mods have told me multiple times lol) so that will at least help with the story being returned a zillion times. Not to mention my issues with commas. I think I've gotten better, but yknow human error prevails. (even those of us like me that are an ink-ubus at heart )

i have an ellipsis problem.... hides.

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Also, how come a new competition is announced with a theme about the elements just 12 days after my last story was published, where the key scene towards the end was, quite literally, centred on the elements of earth, wind and water...🙄(and lightning - no fire, but definitely lightning!).

Just how do you explain that, huh?

Huh?😒

we actually time our comp announcements based on your submissions. Jen has a cruel sense of humor. i've talked to her about it, but what can i say; she's Scottish.

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This sounds fun! Need to get an idea. Earth wind and fire that would make a good name for a rock band😁

I think it's been done... maybe earth wind and water might be a better choice? lol

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Question, does the use of AI include using AI art for the cover art for the story? Cos I've seen some cover art for stories that looks like AI art to me, which is saying something cos sometimes I can't tell, but I'm trying to get better at discerning what art is AI and which is just some human artist's digital art.

AI art for the cover is fine. I think a lot of us do that. i know I do.

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By all means write a story based around Holmium, Ho. 🤭😁

You're on, mofo. lol ❤️

new competition up for all you writers.

what about the other 114 elements? You only listed 4.

It's been like this for almost 4 years now. Obviously it's not that big a deal if y'all are just noticing. Lol

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Fuzzy, like your cat story. Got to pet my first Maine Coon last year; it was huge.

Kimmi: hope all turns out well re your sis and yourself. Judging by that pink fur hat you are coping well.

On the subject of hair; I used to do all kinds of crazy shit with my hair, huge spikes, colours, dye jobs...for some reason the years of abuse have caused it to thin rather dramatically although I may have just had undiagnosed Covid. Fortunately I don't give a crap. I cut my own hair this week essentially while blindfolded since I can't see shit without my glasses. Looks pretty damn good if you ask me. Mind you I haven't looked at the back.

Had some blood work today and the vampire (nurse) was HOT! I was hoping I would get her while I sat in the waiting room and dreams DO come true. Turns out we both frequent a nearby scenic area to hike and feed the birds. It didn't seem right to hit on her at her work and for once I actually behaved myself.

Got an endoscopy Friday which is always fun bc who doesn't love getting medical stuff stuck down their throat?

I should be able to work that in to some kind of sympathy sex. 😈

No sex, but I've got a colonoscopy scope with your name on it

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I.understand but you can't get a proofreaderbas they can't access drafts plus the secure sex stories and I dint fee anyone that reads thesevatevreally concerned about a missing come or punctuation. We are not English majors

Lush needscto stop.being so demanding

Reread your post and imagine sending in a story that reads like this, and THEN imagine someone having to vet it/read it and then maybe you'll get it.

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Some members are also being presented with the upgrade page. There seems to be a few variations in the result. I have updated the development team.

Thanks, John. this is incredibly annoying.

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Canadians are north americans. Did you not pay attention to Bad Bunny at all? ❤️🤣 Coincidentally there are more 'americans' in South America than North America. Just sayin'...

How could I? he wasn't speaking murican.