Fucking A. FUCKING A! FUCK! drinks on me, babies!

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I have one scene. 220 words. It's a start.

Or one very long run on sentence lol

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Says the woman who hasn't written a story in... Oh wait, you just published something new. Nevermind. Carry-on. Nothing to see here. 😊

Raises my eyebrow at you.

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Mr Ape, going dark in stories is somehow therapeutic to me when I’m in a dark space. Maybe it will be to you, too. Go where your mind takes you. I then scrap half my stuff, too.

What she said

I have an idea so considering

No one to blame but yourselves

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And for some, AI will always mean artificial insemination. Must be a generation thing.😳

Working as intended

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That’s the thing. If you’re close to something that’s been done before, just make sure you do it better than everyone else.

Or bad enough to make it comical.

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Yes, Rach, you won.

Now you can go back to sleep.

😉

Thank god!

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Yes. I'll PM you a website link where you can collect your prize.

Finally someone who acknowledges my genius

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In order to win, Sprite, you have to step up to plate and swing at the ball.

You take all the fun out of not writing lol

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Pushes past the other Rumpies…

Come here, Mr Yummy

You straight girls crack me up. 🤣

Did i win yet?

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Can’t all the mods just pose naked in a group photo, please; inquiring members want to know, and when can we see it?

We did. Ask Jen to post the pics. She's the only one with copies.

Quote by Katherine

Aww I made those cupcakes a few years ago. They’re so cute and delish

good morning hookers!

that's right. all this ain't for free. better hit an ATM, baby.

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Hiya, Rumpies

It’s raining here, too. And it’s lick a polar bear day, so enjoy these goodies!

Still waiting for Lick Kimmi Day, but thanks anyways.

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It’s based in a book. Anne Hathaway and Dakota Johnson are in it. Spider-Man and The Odyssey were summer favs of mine.

Love Anne. Dakota kind of bores me.

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It’s based in a book. Anne Hathaway and Dakota Johnson are in it. Spider-Man and The Odyssey were summer favs of mine.

I loved the Odyssey. As much as i love spiderman, we didn't make it to the theater in time so it's gonna be the streaming thing.

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Hogties Ryan Gosling and tosses him in Storeroom 4.

Ignore any screaming. It’s fine. Everything’s fine.

what screaming? i don't hear nothing.

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Okey dokey, pokey

Hey, changing subject but has anyone seen the movie Verity?

No. I am so behind on what is in the theatres. never even heard of it. we are thinking seeing the Pan's Labyrinth 20th ani re-release though.

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Meh. We'll just hold it in Rumps. Lots of booze and the Bear will scare off the troublemakers.😁

I will always choose the bear

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Did you win yet?😇

Post of the week. 🥰

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I will second the (self) nomination. When is the party convention?

Whenever you book the room. Thanks for volunteering

Quote by Obsolete_Fox

Those were supposed to stay between us.

Politicians sometimes lie and break promises, you poor, sweet, naive young lady. 🤣❤️

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Drug use in fictional stories is fine, so long as it's consensual. Trying to sell them, discussing them or promoting them on site isn't allowed.

Yeah, I am cool with that. I was having issues with them not being allowed in stories was all.

If I win, i'll post nudes of all the other mods.

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Only fitting, too. You've had the EASY part going for the longest time.

trying to decide whether or not i want to be offended 🤣

Quote by Katherine

Account settings—>membership—>manage—> delete account

It's that easy? I CAN FINALLY BE FRÈEEEEEEE

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Not those that are classified, in the UK, as hard.

When did that happen? News to me.

Quote by TammyTrueheart

Can you tell me how to delete my profile? All my characters do drugs. I doubt if I can get a story published.

We are normally ok with characters who do drugs.