Quote by KimmiBeGood

That’s the thing. If you’re close to something that’s been done before, just make sure you do it better than everyone else.

Or bad enough to make it comical. :)

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

Yes, Rach, you won.

Now you can go back to sleep.

😉

Thank god!

Quote by joe71

Yes. I'll PM you a website link where you can collect your prize.

Finally someone who acknowledges my genius

Quote by Meagananne1986

In order to win, Sprite, you have to step up to plate and swing at the ball.

You take all the fun out of not writing lol

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Pushes past the other Rumpies…

Come here, Mr Yummy

You straight girls crack me up. 🤣

Did i win yet?

Quote by woodywillie

Can’t all the mods just pose naked in a group photo, please; inquiring members want to know, and when can we see it?

We did. Ask Jen to post the pics. She's the only one with copies.

Quote by Katherine

Aww I made those cupcakes a few years ago. They’re so cute and delish

good morning hookers!

that's right. all this ain't for free. better hit an ATM, baby.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Hiya, Rumpies

It’s raining here, too. And it’s lick a polar bear day, so enjoy these goodies!

Still waiting for Lick Kimmi Day, but thanks anyways.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

It’s based in a book. Anne Hathaway and Dakota Johnson are in it. Spider-Man and The Odyssey were summer favs of mine.

Love Anne. Dakota kind of bores me.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

It’s based in a book. Anne Hathaway and Dakota Johnson are in it. Spider-Man and The Odyssey were summer favs of mine.

I loved the Odyssey. As much as i love spiderman, we didn't make it to the theater in time so it's gonna be the streaming thing.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Hogties Ryan Gosling and tosses him in Storeroom 4.

Ignore any screaming. It’s fine. Everything’s fine.

what screaming? i don't hear nothing.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Okey dokey, pokey

Hey, changing subject but has anyone seen the movie Verity?

No. I am so behind on what is in the theatres. never even heard of it. we are thinking seeing the Pan's Labyrinth 20th ani re-release though.

Quote by Seeker4

Meh. We'll just hold it in Rumps. Lots of booze and the Bear will scare off the troublemakers.😁

I will always choose the bear

Quote by JustForYou

Did you win yet?😇

Post of the week. 🥰

Quote by Seeker4

I will second the (self) nomination. When is the party convention?

Whenever you book the room. Thanks for volunteering

Quote by Obsolete_Fox

Those were supposed to stay between us.

Politicians sometimes lie and break promises, you poor, sweet, naive young lady. 🤣❤️

Quote by Jen

Drug use in fictional stories is fine, so long as it's consensual. Trying to sell them, discussing them or promoting them on site isn't allowed.

Yeah, I am cool with that. I was having issues with them not being allowed in stories was all.

If I win, i'll post nudes of all the other mods.

Quote by kistinspencil

Only fitting, too. You've had the EASY part going for the longest time.

trying to decide whether or not i want to be offended 🤣

Quote by Katherine

Account settings—>membership—>manage—> delete account

It's that easy? I CAN FINALLY BE FRÈEEEEEEE

Quote by simplyjohn

Not those that are classified, in the UK, as hard.

When did that happen? News to me.

Quote by TammyTrueheart

Can you tell me how to delete my profile? All my characters do drugs. I doubt if I can get a story published.

We are normally ok with characters who do drugs.

Quote by moasan

You mean Jonathan Richman, I think.

Him too! lol Thanks for the correction

Quote by Seeker4

Given our lack of interest in being the 51st state, I don't think this is much of a problem.😁 If pissing is enough to avoid that fate, I will piss away. I am on a drug that causes frequent urination so am well-prepared. 🤪

I'm just getting over a UTI. I feel you on the having to piss frequently thing. 😕😊

Quote by Ls63563

What his election did do is give the POTUS the mandate to correct all the shit the Democrats have done recently to demolish and destabilize the United States of America. To return power to the voters, to break up the hold on our government the fanatic liberal nut cases pushed through during the corruption of Obama and the incompetence of Biden.

you're hilarious, dude.

Ya'll just sitting around pissing on stuff? and you wonder why we won't let you be our 51st state. smh

Quote by Piquet

"Art is a lie that makes us realize truth."

• Pablo Picasso.

Well, some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

-Jonathon Richmond.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Dammit Kimmi!

Soooo… on to comp idea #2. It’s sexier, but someone still goes bye bye. Oops.

Vacations are always fun to write about.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Me: Let’s write a sexy love story involving art! 😀

My imagination: yeeeah… no.

Me: But why!?!?

My imagination: I’m in my dark era.

Me: But but but… readers are calling me KimmiBeCreepy

My imagination: It’s a compliment.

Me: Well, we aren’t offing anyone!

My imagination: Just two. 😈 But they weren’t fucking, so it’s okay. 😎

What about DarKimmi?