Quote by moasan

You mean Jonathan Richman, I think.

Him too! lol Thanks for the correction

Quote by Seeker4

Given our lack of interest in being the 51st state, I don't think this is much of a problem.😁 If pissing is enough to avoid that fate, I will piss away. I am on a drug that causes frequent urination so am well-prepared. 🤪

I'm just getting over a UTI. I feel you on the having to piss frequently thing. 😕😊

Quote by Ls63563

What his election did do is give the POTUS the mandate to correct all the shit the Democrats have done recently to demolish and destabilize the United States of America. To return power to the voters, to break up the hold on our government the fanatic liberal nut cases pushed through during the corruption of Obama and the incompetence of Biden.

you're hilarious, dude.

Ya'll just sitting around pissing on stuff? and you wonder why we won't let you be our 51st state. smh

Quote by Piquet

"Art is a lie that makes us realize truth."

• Pablo Picasso.

Well, some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

-Jonathon Richmond.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Dammit Kimmi!

Soooo… on to comp idea #2. It’s sexier, but someone still goes bye bye. Oops.

Vacations are always fun to write about.

Quote by KimmiBeGood

Me: Let’s write a sexy love story involving art! 😀

My imagination: yeeeah… no.

Me: But why!?!?

My imagination: I’m in my dark era.

Me: But but but… readers are calling me KimmiBeCreepy

My imagination: It’s a compliment.

Me: Well, we aren’t offing anyone!

My imagination: Just two. 😈 But they weren’t fucking, so it’s okay. 😎

What about DarKimmi?

Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know

How dare you suggest anything I write is "filler!" All my words are liquid gold flowing from my keyboard.

Word #243 the last time was kinda suspect.

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

We don't know, Rachel. How come you didn't win?

Obviously rigged. I am gonna sue. Where's my laywer?

This will teach him to take time off

redecorates and renames.

how come i didn't win?

Quote by apptobebad

:? :?

Behave! lol

I really am a Disney princess

Quote by simplyjohn

You have never been allocated a parking space since you either travel by bicycle or horse!

If you had built me a stable like I asked, this wouldn't be an issue.

I have just been informed that my parking space has been given to some rookie mod. This is total bullshit. Lawsuit time, bitches.

Quote by Jen

Didn't I suspend your ass last year?

Sakes.

no one puts baby in the corner

When is the next contest starting? Why didn't i win the last one? what's the new theme (It better be time travel or i'm filing a law suit). who is in charge of this shit show? where the hell is my paycheck and when are we getting medical? why isn't Will Ferrell funny? How come CBS cancelled Colbert?

my cats didn't even get me a card. little fuckers.

Quote by JustForYou

Why would you buy a rain forest, or a river?

preservation, baby. preservation. 😇

Quote by techgoddess

I may or may not have intercepted the Christmas stripper...

I liked the one you sent to me so much, I got greedy.

this explains all my missing amazon packages...

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

Was it ever ON your Christmas list??

I never even got a reply to the Christmas stripper I sent!

be patient. i'm not done with her yet

Quote by LYFBUZ

You sharing those bonbons?

sure. just not with you.

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

There once was a sprite who was greedy

Everyone knew she was needy

For praise, and what's more

Sex through the back door

And writing most awfully seedy!

.

She turned to AI to turn tricks

Of prose full of pussies and dicks

Yet to her dismay

T'was a dearth of "hooray"

And a definite lacking of clicks!

crossing your name off my Christmas list

Quote by wxt55uk

As you may remember, JustForYou, it is a line that made it into one of my stories... and yes, I always smile when Rachel mentions it. BTW: she did win a comp not so long ago! 😀

Ages ago, actually. when dinosaurs roamed the earth.

Quote by simplyjohn

If it's the usual pile of cr... creative writing you come up with I very much doubt it.

not this time. i went with AI. work of genius, baby.

did i win yet?

Quote by LinaDS2025

Hi, guys! I am not familiar with the criteria for judging in the story writing competition, as it is my first. But I must say, whoever is judging the entries, they will have a difficult time. Many stories are equally beautiful, sensual and powerful. So glad that I get to read more entries this week.

there's usually a lot of drinking involved.

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

It took me a while, after writing almost 7,000 words, to re-tailor this down to the required <=3,000 words, but I made it!

The Water Snake

"I loved the way her tits and ass looked … and the way she asked if I wanted to fuck …"

i just counted. you have 3001 words. please delete one.