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lol sprite would be my first choice.😈

what? you didn't get enough time in the hospital last year?

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OMG I can’t believe you! The plan was YOU respond “Not completely wasted …I’m pregnant.”

Then I was supposed to respond “If it’s a girl can we name her Jen?” thus bringing our lovely and charming as fuck Jen into closer orbit to you accomplishing exactly what you begged me to do. Our own perfect little conspiracy. Until you fucking blew it.

Duplicitous wench.

Well played.

dude. you weren't kidding. you really are wasted. lol

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WTF? You implied you were a judge not a contestant. All those sexual favours I provided you...completely wasted. I'd never have agreed to the handcuffs otherwise.

i love playing you. think you'd have figured it out by now

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I'm kidding myself. Too many visitors at this time of year. Announcement date will be 12th Jan to also give a chance for more judges to be around to support. Thanks.

Just announce me the winner now. it'll save time

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I need to get in and read at least some. I'm kind of in a writing mood and don't want to lose that momentum but I am in so should at least check out some of the other entries. Not a hope in hell of getting through all of it, though.

ya'll get holiday time? what's that like? at the moment, i am living vicariously through you

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Great idea the Mods deserve a break, especially that pretty blonde one.

i will let her know. don't worry, i won't tell what you said about her yesterday

just a little heads up for everyone here. the comp is closing on Dec 24th. get your submissions in. we are discussing closing down the queue from the 25th to Jan 5th to give the mods a breather and a chance to enjoy the holidays. it's pretty much going to happen. so make sure you get your stories in before then. or, if you want to be nice to us, wait for january. thanks! this is not official yet, and yes, i am very good to all of you, so feel free to appreciate me lol xxx

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Editing my entry, so far I have gone from 1583 words to 1596. And I still hate 1501 words of what's left.

hey, 95 words that you like is not bad. why don't you just trim it down into a micro? lol

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Ooo, I love stories that transport me to different places!

Beam me up, Kimmi.

having some rain up here. so far, we're not affected and i think the worst of it is over.

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Morning all, coffee to start my day. It's been such a hot summer so far and the four year old is so into the beach. I've hit pause on the competition story I mentioned in my last post; I can't find the energy after Sunday's tragedy at Bondi. But I will try and read a few more stories later in the week. Take care out there.

my heart goes out to everyone out there. thankfully you guys aren't insane like we are and it wasn't worse. that said, it's still awful and it breaks my heart. my love to everyone affected. 💔❤️

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So we should just add a note “sprite said it was okay”

you do you. meanwhile, i'm sharpening my knives. :)

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Would it be frowned upon if, after the competition ends, all of us release “extended” versions of our stories? lol

you could, if you wanted. fyi. the mod team would probably murder you if you do, but you could.

this is a public service announement - if you are entering the comp, please do not forget to hit the entry button when you submit your story. yes, this is a real thing. i've had to fix this for 3 different authors so far... i am NOT your mother, dammit. lol

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If you don’t enter, I make this face…

now i am divided. i kinda want to see you make that face. of course, if you do, i'll want pics.

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Out of retirement, right now. In case you are unclear of the right response, it's "Yes, Miss."

lol good to see you back.

i thuoght of an idea. it's up for grabs to whoever donates money to a food bank. or... i might just come out of retirement. pondering.

Have i won yet? Gonna want my prize in skittles, please.

i have a title already. Jen in a fen with some men.

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🤣 good to know

even confuses me. like wtf? lol

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My Rams defeated the 49ers 42-26 and could easily have made it 49 if they hadn't throttled down and sat on the ball in the last 3 minute or so. The game ended inside the SF 30

I'm sure had the Niners been healthy it would have been much closer but somehow their greet coaching staff seems to be able to plug almost anyone into their system to make it work

I believe Mac Jones has already taken Purdys job at QB. He's both phenomenal and cheap, which will open up room on San Francisco’s salary cap

I’m willing to bet Purdy gets traded in the off-season for some draft picks and clearing out some sour cap space and I don’t think the team will suffer at all for it

Matt Stafford thew 4 more TD’s, that makes 4 straight games he’s thrown four TDs without an interception, truly phenomenal and should put him squarly in the lead for league MVP.

Kyle has announced publicly that as soon as Purdy is healthy again, it's his job. Also, Brock, when healthy, is better at the position. Jones has no mobility in the back field for starters. be willing to bet real money on him not being traded.

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As I've probably said before, I'm not a fan of American football or its Canadian sibling in spite of having had a couple college-level players in the family (my grandfather and more recently, my cousin's kid). But San Francisco 49ers is one of my favourite sports team names. Ties to the city's history, doesn't feel like the product of focus groups and marketing spin, and trips nicely off the tongue.

Survived my two-hour drive home in the first winter weather of the season. Asphalt is still too warm for the snow to accumulate on it or freeze up much (the salt trucks were out on the highways, though) but the visibility was brutal.

Do you serve hot toddies here? Because I could use something warm and intoxicating.

living in Seattle, i am supposed to be a seahawk's fan, but my heart has always been with bay area teams. actually was a Raiders fun until they stabbed us in the back and moved to Vegas, so now i am a casual niners fan. mostly I follow basketball. Go Warriors.

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Well in the United States it’s football Sunday almost a religion here and my Rams are looking at playing the arch nemesis this afternoon so I’ll be watching the games for the most part but hopefully somewhere in there I can sneak in some writing as well

Niners are going to crush you and then pee on your graves. lol (that said, I would be surprised if they win today. too many injuries).

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Yeah, but you LIKE it when she does that 😂

shush. don't tell HER that. 🤐

i keep trying to leave. Unfortunately, Jen knows where I live. not to mention, she's got the only key to my leash, so here I am, still slaving away and being abused.

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Morning Bear wow I'm impressed serving the favourite coffee beans of our royalty guess you read of their love of Seattle Best!!

Not to mention Seattle's love of them.

the warzone that is Seattle...

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Yes I shall support your Blue Jays the only good from Seattle was grunge and that's pretty well done too.

Raises eyebrow

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Fixed that for you.

Keeley and Pepper approve. mew.

I'm feeling really good about this one. Can I have my prize in bitcoins?