Quote by Verbal
*Pushes sprite away* No, let ME serve her! ME! Care to have someone talk dirty to you in calm, ASMR-like tones as you drink?
ok, then. *smiles enigmatically and purrs*
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Her Royal Spriteness
frankly, forced voting turns me off for a number of reasons. one being i often slap a vote on and then reply, sometimes a while later, since i tend to be busy multi-tasking when i'm on, so it forces me to make a second comment. honestly, i find that forced comments tends to hurt your votes and to be real, 90% of comments are going to be a simple 'great story'. Most people aren't going to provide more feedback than that. 
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Quote by TangerineSky
I think I'm staying out of the comp this time, too. I do like the subject, so I may whip something up, but I'm content knowing there's no way I'd win. That would involve socializing, which is against [I]my[/I] human nature.
what about your non-human nature? mew.
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Quote by DarkSide
Brilliant reply. Brilliant.
Ping 1 Sprite 0 no extra time.
And that bunny is seriously freightening me.
I shall say zees only vonce......fuck the bunny and get down to the office. Melissa is waiting on her hands and knees for you. Spreadeagled across the boardroom table. Anything less than a 5 wouldn't do her justice, and for a lawyer, that hurts....
just deleted Ping's story. score now stands at Ping 1 Sprite 1,000,000. lesson to be learned here? don't fuck with me. that goes for all of you wankers.
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Quote by Ping
I see they let you out for the afternoon.
Good for you.
I just submitted my story. I'll get to reading some entries shortly. Your's was at the top of the list, but after that cruel comment...
i decided to hold on to yours for a few weeks, Ping. hope you don't mind.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings and a most sincere hope (honest) that y'all had a great Hump Day. Chronologically speaking, this is about the only time when no one in Lush Land is enduring a morning. That means, of course, that it's a great time for taking advantage of today's One-for-the-Price-of-Two drink special. What sort of deal Carl may cut you on that Buffalo Trace fluid he and Trace are ingesting is another matter. ;)
Checked the contest entry list a few minutes ago. There are twelve entries so far and I suspect Mysterious is in the lead with over 40 comments. Just a reminder that pimping and re-pimping is not only permitted, it is encouraged here at Rumplations, right along with drunken debauchery and disgustingly depraved degeneracy (the very best kind). ;).
Now who needs a drink?
like to point out that Greenman and Alice both have stories entered, so let's give them some love. "_
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Quote by jaded_buddha
True, it might not be feasible for any number of good reasons. But it might keep people engaged in the contest all the way through. OTOH, it's possible someone could jump out to an insurmountable lead and take all the drama away... might be talking myself out of the idea... lol
i will look into doing updates. i know we did them for the attention whore contest. if we can for this one, we will.
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Quote by areyouagodatk440ohio
I had allowed myself to
stuff my stiff cock into
her pussy while Sis does the trick
of fingering herself which makes me want to fuck her, too.
what the actual fuck? do you even know what a nursery rhyme is? Jen is so gonna go medieval on your ass when she sees this.
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Quote by Green_Man
There are 29 Flash Erotica and 17 Quickie Sex stories in my story queue. I rather enjoy the shorter kinds of fiction. But I'm never really good at gaining attention. We will just have to see what we can all get done.
Good luck, all.
my free advice to you and everyone else. get your friends to help. not just vote, but to get others to vote.
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Quote by nicola
Hey everybody.
How was everyone's weekend?
We finally got some sunshine in the UK, and Spring feels truly upon us.
A new fun, quick and dirty competition is up. More along the lines of our "Attention Whoring" site comp, but for authors to whore their stories instead!
Details here: https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postsm3330822_Announcing-our-Notorious-Story-Competition.aspx#3330822
btw, despite the day this is being announced, it's not an april fools prank, so please, take it seriously. i expect entries from every damn person in this bar. remember, i know where you live!
(i actually don't, but it's the best threat i could come up with this early in the morning). 
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Quote by Ping
Oh, come on!!! NO one likes jazz; they just say they do to impress the others that pretend to like jazz too. It should be called, jones or jonezz, not jazz.
To bring this full semi-circle - There's NO dancing in jazz. - Tom Hanks, A Cricket League All Alone. Wasn't a big hit on this side of the pond.
this is jazz. and there's dancing.
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Quote by Ping
Homework??? Fuck that noise. I'm not going to look into this bullshit documentary by... oh...I like Ken.
Grrr. I'm not happy. If I develop a liking for jazz, I'll be very, very angry with you.
i can take your anger. seriously, i was the same way with jazz before i watched it. and the history of it is fascinating and rich even if you don't end up liking the music.
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Quote by Ping
Jazz is too arrogant and pretentiou
pull up Ken Burn's documentary on Jazz and watch it. not only will you change your mind, but you'll start buying jazz albums, and no, i'm not talking about the easy listening crap. talking about real american roots jazz. you'll thank me for it.
